Just on a Disney-high

You know Sleeping Beauty?

In the Disney-version it ends with her and the prince dancing and her Godmothers constantly changing the colour of her dress and it closes like a fairy-tale book. 

Now, what colour would that dress be in the book, red or blue? My cousin asked me this years ago and I only just remembered it. It's one of life's great mysteries...

And have you seen Antz? It isn't from Disney, it's Dreamworks... Anyway, great movie and I'm afraid I have to watch it now ;)

But how do they know it's eight o'clock? I used to imagine they had this big, black digital alarm-clock with red digits somewhere down there... Not likely that's the truth.

Erm, yes...

I've spend the day at my aunt's baking gingerbread-cookies (Pepperkaker sounds much cooler!) with a bunch of kids ranging from five to eleven in age. It's been noisy. Loud. Fun. Now I'm tired.

And one of my cousin's sons (my aunt is their grandmother, btw) decided I'm now only his new best friend but his girlfriend too. He's one of the youngest there, so I didn't bother to explain to him that we are related so it would be kinda weird. But it will be one helluva story to tell in a ten years time. 

Honestly!

Lawyer: Doctor, before you did the autopsy, did you check if the deceased has a pulse?

Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check the blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check if he breathed.
Witness: No.
Lawyer: So it is possible that the patient was alive when you started the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was in a glass on my desk.
Lawyer: I see, but is it still possible that the patient was alive?
Witness: Yes, it is possible he was alive and working as a lawyer.
XD

"We're standing on the edge and the time has come to take a big step forward."

And now it's time for me to geek out a bit:

Your result for The Harry Potter Husband Test...

Mrs. Lupin

Your perfect HP man is Remus Lupin.

You like a nice, kind guy with a bit of a fierce streak and you don't mind if he comes damaged. Sure, he may take some convincing since his self-esteem's so low, but once you win him over, you know he's yours for life. Unless of course he has an attack of "I'm not good enough" and runs away, but luckily he's also good at making friends who will push him back into line if necessary.

(Art by Gold-Seven http://gold-seven.deviantart.com/ Used with permission.)

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This got me clapping my hands together like an idiot, but it's just G-R-E-A-T!!

People is WEILD!

... Weird, I mean.

I just read about a female politician who would have an abortion if she knew the fetus was going to be handicapped. She also say she should be respected for her choice/opinion, and that's okay, but here's my thoughts on the matter:

- If the child would be able to live an approximately normal life (go to kindergarden/school, have friends, enjoy life!) and I wouldn't suffer as a parent (see my kid being miserable, using all my time and energy on he/she)  I would give birth to it.

- All living things have a right to be just that, living. Natural selection takes the weakest, so I wouldn't go to unreasonable efforts to keep it breathing if that was all it would be (just laying there without having the possibility to... Enjoy life).

- If I didn't know the child was handicapped before it was born or some accident happened, I would still love it just as much. This doesn't mean I would let it live for years on end hooked up to a respirator with no means of communicating with the world around.

- If, let's say (just for the kicks), I first got pregnant and learned it was going to be a handicapped child and took an abortion, then later got a child who died at age five or something, I would greatly regret that abortion. It may be a bit out there, but I think that would be the universe's way of getting back at me... (Okay, gotta stop watching Dharma & Greg.)

- A lot of girls and young women (really women of all ages)  often suffers from psychical problems after an abortion. An I know I would alway look back and ask myself "What if?"

And with that out of the way, my step-father wants me to begin on the pill... Nothing creepy going on, that's just how he is, but my body got enough with the hormones already in it.

And it's only for my own protection, but I think I'll stick to rubber :)

Music mash

A song I have to listen to again and again and again...

Another:

"Your livin' in Americaaa... At the end of the MILENNIAAA!!" 

And every time I hear Roxette I think about Remus and Tonks, It just express their relationship perfectly.

And have you seen the eyes of Stephen Lynch? They're crazy!

Wanna know how to make a relatively smart person feel dumb? Click here!

Other than, not much going on...

Another weekend has (almost) passed

And tomorrow it's back to school :(

<<-- belongs to The-Starhorse!

This scared my friend, really scared so she screamed! It's one of my many wallpapers (love my macbook) and I pressed F11 so all the windows disappeared to see it and she wasn't prepared for it... So she screamed.

And we did see the 3rd BTTF-movie:

E: Can we watch the last part of the 2nd, because I don't remember exactly what happened.

Me: Yeah, we can watch the last chapter or something. *opens cover, takes out dvd, puts it in. Looks at menu* This looks very much like the first one.

E: Are you sure it isn't the first?

Me: No... *opens cover to check* It is. *changes dvd*

*we watch the last two chapters*

Me: Okay, now I'll try to put in the last one. *opens cover for the upteenth time. Puts in the 2nd. Tries to take out the 3rd, but it's stuck* Come on!

E: Try not yo break it.

Me: I'm trying! Maybe we're just not supposed to watch it...*Finally gets it out!*

*Play movie!*

Me: *Realises the last chapter of the 2nd is the first on the 3rd* And now we get to see this again.

And we laughed at how sexy MJF's butt was in old-fashioned underwear. Or rather at the open button XD

More weird quotes:

E (commenting pic): Diane was alive. Before she died.

Me: So was I.

The cue here is was. XD

Henning Allan (securitas-guy): When I went into my daughter's room, it was so much technical equipment it looked like a launching base for NASA.

Just picture that...

And my all-time favourite:

R: Hermione and Harry is going to end up together, right?

Me(sarcastic): Yeah, and the moon is really made of cheese...