Lawyer: Doctor, before you did the autopsy, did you check if the deceased has a pulse?
Witness: No.Lawyer: Did you check the blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check if he breathed.
Witness: No.
Lawyer: So it is possible that the patient was alive when you started the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was in a glass on my desk.
Lawyer: I see, but is it still possible that the patient was alive?
Witness: Yes, it is possible he was alive and working as a lawyer.
XD
"We're standing on the edge and the time has come to take a big step forward."
This got me clapping my hands together like an idiot, but it's just G-R-E-A-T!!
And now it's time for me to geek out a bit:
Your result for The Harry Potter Husband Test...
Mrs. Lupin
Your perfect HP man is Remus Lupin.
You like a nice, kind guy with a bit of a fierce streak and you don't mind if he comes damaged. Sure, he may take some convincing since his self-esteem's so low, but once you win him over, you know he's yours for life. Unless of course he has an attack of "I'm not good enough" and runs away, but luckily he's also good at making friends who will push him back into line if necessary.
(Art by Gold-Seven http://gold-seven.deviantart.com/ Used with permission.)
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