Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Smoke!

Yes, I am addicted! But it's only my third one today and it's over ten o'clock in the night, I pretend I deserve it. You see, I've come up with the idea of putting myself on a smoke-diet, so I'm only allowed to smoke five cigarettes a day. The problem is I actually used up today's smoke last night, sitting up, so I had one too much. I've never been disciplined. 

Went with my friend to swim (it's still hot here!) and rented a movie afterwards, the one with Dempsey. Only problem was the DVD was very scratched, which the player didn't handle (it is a couple of years old...) so we gave up and started watching P.S. I love you instead and got halfway through before I had to go to the bus. She called dibs on William, so I got Gerry, yes!
While we're talking about movies, I got Twilight! Yey! Maybe I'll watch it tonight, haven't decided yet, anyway we have to watch it once together.

We're still calling each other honey, it's almost getting scary... If you want to check out her blogg, here's the link!  At least look at the header, cuz I helped her make it.

My nights went and fucked themselves. I have to stop sleeping in the days! Yeah, yeah, I'll fix it, promise!

I think my grandmother got a bit of a shock when she came to our summer-house, where me and E was sleeping one night here, and it was an empty bottle of Baileys on the table... I said it was barely anything left and we had shared the last drops and it was a long time since I got it. Long time, let's define that; not even three weeks... I think most of it went the night MJ died.
Sorry to bring him up again, but they are going to show his body at Neverland and I have a solution to "if he's not dead, how do they have a body to show off?" Heard of wax dolls? It's not hard to get one made if you have the money and planned it a couple of months in advance! So there.

Now I have to empty the ashtray and check... A lot of things, even if I knew nothing have happened on the net the last six hours or so. XD

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Just found something that's pretty priceless:
That face, whatever other crap it can pull, it sure knows what surprised looks like! Or 'wants to do blow-job', but that's just my pervy meaning. XD

Monday, June 29, 2009

Honey, what the heck are you doing?

A very much used sentence in the last few days. E and me had lot of fun, including drinking, eating, the net, TV, films, eating, swimming, taking photos and swimming. XD
And we often call each other honey, don't ask why, thereby "honey, what the heck are you doing?" came into use, after the end of the music video for Bowling for Soup's 1985. Talking about soup, I just had a delicious cup of broccoli-soup with added soup. Yummy!
I think my cousin started to wonder if we were dating, but we are not, I promise!
We also discovered that her tits are firmer than mine, not something anyone needed to know. Mine are all saggy and weird, hers are nice. 


Made a header, but I think I'll edit it sometimes, I wasn't struck with inspiration at the moment. The view-counter-thing is mostly depressing me, but whatever.


What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? 

The circus has a bunch of cunning stunts... XD

Got it? I'll explain anyway: The strip club have a lot of stunning cunts. LOL!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Michael, Michael, Michael Fuck You Jackson

Just wanted to check out the news. All I can see is that MJ is officially dead. I've had my drink, resulting in a long talk with my mother and step-father, we started with Jackson, then God, dogs at work, work, God, sex, love and enjoying life, sex and love and I think we got stuck there. Weird night, but fun.

Back to Jackson, don't think I don't care about him, he was a great singer and I love his songs, but I'm happy he's dead. He turned into an albino attention-whore in his later years. I have no problem listening to his music and enjoying it for what it is, great songs, but on a personal level I don't care about him.
My favorites are probably Thriller, Billy-Jean and Bad, all which are from the eighties, when he was actually cool. During the nineties he slipped off to something stranger and during this millennium... Oh man, how can one man get into so much stupid shit? 
I can honestly say I don't like the things he popped up during the last fifteen-twenty years.
With that being said, I would be surprised if he have faked the whole thing and in two or five or ten years "returns from the dead". It all seems a little suspicious to me, he was about to have a loads of concerts and publicly, the press knew right away, his family was ready to show up and make a show, he is known to make scams about his health.

Anyway, as a summation, I'm sure it's horrible for his family now that he is (supposed to be) dead, but I'm not one of them and will continue to listen to his old songs regardless of that. 

And hey, every drink in the house was full the night Michael Jackson died! XD God, I'm the queen of cheesy puns!

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"A bomb blast kills at least 69 people and injures more than 150 others in the Sadr City area of BaghdadIraq."
Now, why don't we hear any more about this? Last time I checked sixty-nine is sixty-eight more than one, regardless of "King of Pop" or not!

Loads of stuff

Watching Angela's Ashes for probably the fifth time, because it wasn't anything better on and it is a good movie. Look, I'm typing while watching the movie, can't end well! XD
A week or so ago I understood what the comment there about tits being "great, floppy things with soft things at the end, like dogs' noses." I
 was in front of the mirror, topless and I was so warm my nipples did in fact resemble dogs' noses. That's in the category of things you really don't need to know, but do anyway.

And, Devon Murray plays young Malachy there and he's just so cute. Now, in the latest Harry Potter-movies he's still cute, but in a different way.
Went from this:

To this:

And in the end to this:
Not bad, any of them. :D

Turns our part of Half-Blood Prince is filmed in Norway, more precisely the train-scenes. Didn't get any snow in Scotland during the filming, so WB decided to move it to Gudbrandsdalen, wooo! Source.

Just participated in a quiz to win tickets to HPB, doubt I'll win, it's basically random pickings, the questions are just to make people think they have to know something to win.

Rumours about Michael Jackson flies high now, but he isn't confirmed to be dead yet, i.e. his body is still breathing/pumping blood around, by what we know at the time. When he do bite the dust, I'm having a drink! Sounds cold-hearted? To me Jackson have been dead since the eighties, he haven't been cool since Thriller was fresh in the shops and lately have looked... Well, I suspect my father to look better. *Shudder* If it turns out to be a fraud the whole thing, I won't be shocked.
On a completely other, random note, I dreamt it was December 6th (the day my father died) and I didn't notice until the evening. Or it may actually have happened and I just recalled it. Doesn't matter, I can talk (or in this case, write) about it, which means I'm moving on a bit. 

And now, some music!




I just fell in love with that song!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Remember when you were young?

When Britney was the coolest music you could get, Lindsay played the most adorable set of female, redheaded twins and Paris was the capital of France... Things sure have changed!

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I hate the left side of my brain right now! Can't remember a word I need to write, cuz it's the perfect word, but I can't remember it! That's the kind of things that drives me up the wall. Been reading a brain-book lately, so luckily I know it's the left side of my brain being stupid now. Argh!

Monday, June 22, 2009

Post #163

Don't really have anything to write about, but you'll get some nits and bits.

- Met a cute guy, two years younger than me, but could easily pass as older. Had more bling in his ears than me. Probably won't see him again, unless I decide to go all stalkerish...
- Slept over a night at our summer-house, but had trouble actually falling asleep as I desperately needed to write something down and didn't have my mac with me. Got up, found pen and paper and discovered my hand-writing isn't as bad as I thought, not that it's good anyway.
- Can't think of anything else, except a small quote:
*Watching Top Model*
TV: ... Spunk and spirit...
E: What did she just say?
Me: Spunk and spirit and I just spat!

Yeah, pretty lame, and I'm not even sure it was spirit or something else, but... Well, I updated!

Nothing's going on around the net it seems like... Silly me want The-Starhorse to update, but that's not going to happen, cuz unlike me she probably have a life... A less suckier one, at least.
Well, my life doesn't suck so much now, it's summer and warm weather, so I'm not really complaining. :D

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Severus Snape to the Weasley-twins: “That’s what trousers are for. To keep your bum warm while you sit on the floor.”

XD Honestly! Hilarious! Found in the short fic Breakdown.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Night in the theatre

So, me and my friend went to see a movie, 17 Again. Good and funny movie, I recommend it, especially if you have nothing against staring at Zac Efron's tanned face for one and a half hour.

What time is it?
Time for quotes!
While watching the movie:
E: Yeah, have a party in that geek... Geek-station!
Me: Geek-station, pretty accurate.

And after the film was done and we were walking to the restroom I managed to call him Jack Efron, don't ask me why, I wasn't thinking when I talked, but realised something sounded wrong. XD

Plus, after my friend had told me she had to have five kids to use all the names she have picked out, I came with a little comment: "I already feel sorry for your vagina... Did I just say that out loud?" 

I seem to not know my own age, I go for children's ticket on the bus, but buy cigarettes... Yay, I got Marlboro! :D

Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Bailey's survived!

Our night was great, except we had a small fight. Someone had PMS and wouldn't let someone else talk with her ex-boyfriend alone. We made up in the end, so everything's fine again now, but I'm warning you, don't get in her way when she have her period, she snaps totally!
Other than that, we're 'twinning' more and more, people will probably soon start wondering if we do some telepathy-stuff or something.
Example:
F: What's up?
Me and E in complete unison: Nothin'.
It's almost creepy and I keep entertaining myself by checking if we still have our ears. Want an explanation to that? 
Bomb, it have to do with Harry Potter! *Loud groan from the readers* Shut up! Anyway, the Weasley-twins have a habit of finishing each others sentences and saying things in unison, and George looses an ear, right? So, in my twisted mind we are like the Weasley-twins, just that we have all our ears and we're both alive. Yeah, yeah, dorky...
And yes, we didn't finish the bottle, we just took a gulp every now and then, straight from the bottle, cuz we were too lazy to get glasses.

Listening to Roxette now, great music, go check it out!

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Several times now I've had the urge to say "kiss my Irish arse!" I don't have an Irish arse! I don't even have Irish whiskey. I got Bailey's, but "kiss my Irish cream!" hardly sounds impressive. At any rate I still have an arse. XD

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Just another rambling

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Wii Game.

Looks pretty good, but I don't have Wii... Maybe I have to coax my cousin into buying the game, cuz she have Wii.
I'm just slightly freaked out by how good they have made the characters look like the actors. You can see it's Emma Watson, Tom Felton, Rupert Grint and so on. And thereby not looking a tad like the book-verson, at least Hermione/Emma. Oh well, it's just a game. 
And everything is trademarked! That makes me laugh!
I almost get nostalgic of looking at it, cuz it's been so long since I've played a real video game like that.

In my real life, not much going on... Going to visit some folks and my friend is sleeping over, so I doubt that Bailey's gonna last long. XD
I should probably get in the shower any minute now.

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Just a quick quote:
*I'm sitting with a bottle of Bailey's in my hand, reading everything on it*
Me: I love you....
E: I love you too.
Me: I was talking to the bottle.
E: Hey, thanks a lot!... Well, I was talking for the bottle.

I know we have problems some times.... XD

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

I got Bailey's!

I think I woke up today of myself singing Ordinary Day... Singing before I'm awake, that's typical me...

And the genius me doesn't know the difference of losing my butt and losing my trousers! Little brain of mine thought "and now I'm losing my butt," when I had to pull on my trousers for the millionth time. It's annoying, cuz they fit nicely when I bought them a couple of months ago. Guess I'm slimmer now, which gives me something to complain about. XD
Would be worse if it had become too small, though.

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About the drink: long time since we had any, is about time. Maybe try to have a party with more that two? :D

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Can't find any better place to put it, so just suck it up and read about my Harry Potter-ramblings:
The band Weird Sisters who played on the Yule Ball in GOF... Age-vise, several of them should still be in school.


Heathcote Barbary (b. 1974): He's safe, he would be a year or two below Charlie and Tonks / one or two above Percy and Wood.
Gideon Crumb (born 1975): Probably in the same year as Percy or one above, so he's also okay. (PS: I love the name Gideon!)
Kirley Duke (born 1971): Another safe one, almost same age as Bill.
Merton Graves (born 1978): Here's where I began to wonder, he is the same age as the twins and should have one and a half year left of school... I'm not saying it's impossible for him to play with the rest of the band, just makes me wonder.
Orsino Thruston (born 1976): Also Percy's year.
Donaghan Tremlett (b. 1972): Charlie's year.
Myron Wagtail (born 1970): Bill's year.
Herman Wintringham (born 1974): He was also out of school.

Okay, I over-reacted a bit, but... God, it would be so fun to write them into some of my geekiness...

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Not really in the mood

Just give you a quick recap of the weekend: me and my friend went to the concert and got in contact with some horny guys. Did a lot of stupid things and made out with just about every one of them. Even though I was constantly pressured to have sex I didn't give in, I didn't trust them that much. She did, with one of them and kinda developed a crush on the guy.

Lots of good music and drink and stuff. Write more when I'm in the mood.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Waiting

Going to get picked up and go to a music festival this weekend. Something came up so I'm waaaaitiiinggg.... Bored? No, do you really think so?

The rest of the quotes... Well, basically, my friend's mother asked if I could sing, I said no and my friend laughed. Very nice of her to come with a sarcastic laughter to emphasis how bad I sing. Well, it's okay, we're close... A bit too close at times.
The other:
*Talking about plane-crashes or something along those lines*
E: Well, I'd rather not lay floating in the Atlantic now, in the middle of the winter.
Me: Yeah... *Realises it's June* No!
E: Yeah, winter... My definition of winter, the sun isn't shining.

Since we live in Europe and not Argentina or something, June should equal summer. :D

Hopefully this day will turn out a bit more ordinary than yesterday.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Ordinary Day

 
Woke up to this today, which was pretty damn good. Laid in the bed, face halfway down in the pillow and sang with it. So then it just remains to wait and see if this day is ordinary.

Did I mention my and me friend spontaneously began singing Tailor Swifts' Our Song here the other day? Our life turn into a frickin' musical sometimes... I'll post the soundtrack one day.

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Ordinary day, my arse!
A lot have happened the last ten hours. It all started when I took the three-buss to my friend. At first it was all ordinary, we talked and was on the net and I reminded her about a song I had to show her and she said it was no wonder I found it, since the video was a Charlie Weasley-fan-thing, but it's the only good version on Youtube!
Then at six o'clock we went out to meet a guy, OM, cuz he was going to buy some drink for us for the weekend. Still not far from ordinary. We met one of his friends, S, and the madness began!
OM had great fun tickling my friend, E, which S soon joined in on, but they were both disappointed I wasn't ticklish. At last S found my ticklish spots, right under my arms and my tits. I ended up squirming on top of him.
Heads home for OM and some alarm-bell should have gone off with us girls, but dammit, we were horny! (Well, I was, at any rate...) Tickling continues, several are groped and my boobs are not left alone. 
After a while clothes starts coming off and the guys had a little competition of who had come the furthest, whereas at one point I commented, "they're boys, of course it's a competition!"
Me and S 'won' and he found a condom and E is slightly flustered at what we're doing.
Me: Good luck finding that hole, it's easier to find Atlantis!
But turned out we had luck and, well, I had sex with my best friend watching. Strangely that doesn't freak me out...
E: Are you okay?
She asked that while we were frickin'  trying to shag! And yes, I was very okay.
At some point I and S moved to couch, the bed was getting too small and we changed to me riding him.
E (calling from the bedroom): Are you okay?
Me *panting*: Yeah...
*Keep going for a while*
E: Sure you're okay?
Me *still panting*: Yes!
S: How's it going with the two of you?
*No answer, just silence. I keep riding.*
E *standing in the doorway*: Hi...
Me *annoyed, stopped and turned to her*: Hi. Go back now.
E: No.
Me: Okay. *Starts riding again.*
E: Now I'm going back!
By a miracle it was quiet from her for a while.
E: You're gonna miss the ten o'clock bus.
Me *stops again.*: Oh?
OM: Yeah, it's four to now. You can make it, but...
Me: Nah... *More interested in shagging.* I'll just call my Mum. *Gets stuck with that image in my head.* Just give me a moment here... *Tries catching my breath before continuing.*
Then we stopped because OM asked what boxers S had, cuz he was trying to find his own and we went back to the bedroom, someone with his dick standing straight up.
Me: Okay, where is my jeans? *Goes through the heap between the bed and wall.* Ah, come on, I need it.
E *with a freaked-out expression.*: Oh my God, I dreamt this! We had sex and then you couldn't find your trousers! It's just like the dream!
Me: Okay...
S rummaged a bit in the heap now on the bed and finds both his t-shirt and my jeans. We got dressed and ready to leave and well...
Me: I have the feeling I've forgot something. *Feels to check I have my bra, top, knickers, jeans, phone, etc.* Hmm...
E: Only your virginity.
Me *dryly*: Ha-ha.
Then we went home and I have a couple of more quotes, but I'm too tired to post them right now, I'm worn out after this extraordinary day... Riding is hard work, dammit!
Oh, no, wait, E called one of my jeans buttbling cuz it have these gems on the back-pockets.
Nighty.

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Just cuz I really should be getting to bed:
BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea
[ ] You know what a brolly is
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast
[x] You dislike EMOS! almost as much as you dislike chavs
[x] It's football...not soccer

Total = 4

AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip flops all year
[] You love a backyard barbie
[x] You know a barbie is not just a doll
[x] You love the beach
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned
[] You're a bit of a bogan
[] You have an australian accent

Total =3

ITALIAN
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes/made her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes like.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color
[ ] You can speak italian
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total = 5

MEXICAN
[] You say member instead of remember
[] You can speak Spanish
[x] You like tacos
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You have tanned skin
[] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are

Total = 2

RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon
[x] You get short tempered
[] You know of somebody named Natasha
[x] You get cold easily
[] Rain is fun for you
[x] You get into contests all the time
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather

Total= 3

IRISH
[x] You love to drink
[x] You have a bad temper
[] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O'
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair
[x] You have/had freckles
[/] Your family get togethers always include drinking and/or singing

Total = 5.5

AFRICAN-AMERICAN
[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair
[] You like rap
[] You know how to shoot a gun
[] You think President George W. Bush is racist
[x] You like chicken
[x] You like watermelon
[] You can dance.
[] You can ‘sing’ gospel

Total = 2

ASIAN
[] You like rice a lot
[/] You are good at math
[] You have played the piano
[ ] You have family from Asia
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes, typhoons
[] You go to Baulko

Total = 1.5

GERMAN
[x] You like bread
[] You think American Chocolate is good
[] You speak some German
[x] You know what Schnitzel is
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2"

Total =4

CANADIAN
[] You like/play/played hockey
[] You love beer
[x] You say eh
[] You know what poutine is
[] You speak some french
[] You love Tim Horton's
[] At one point you lived in a farm house
[x] You watch/watched degrassi

Total = 2

AMERICAN
[] Hate foreigners
[] Hate non-Christians
[x] Lazy
[] Not cultured
[x] Dislike abortion
[] Love the death penalty
[] Don't read
[] Shop at walmart
[] Think this bulletin is rather biased

Total = 2

EGYPTIAN
[] You love taameya and foul
[] You always manage to buy something for 10% of the original price
[] You've never seen traffic lights before
[x] You don't mind if someone arrives late
[] You say insha allah after about everything
[] When you ask someone to wait a moment you make a 'crocodile' gesture with your hands while saying 'shwaya shwaya' or 'di'i'a wahda'
[x] You know a minute does not have to be 60 seconds
[]You hate the president

Total = 2

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Maybe, babe...

I'm afraid I'm going to fall in love in the near future... Either that, or I haven't woken properly.

The part of last post that disappeared into a black hole mostly said my friend's hooking up with a new guy (casually, I may add) and I and her ex talked a bit.
So, yesterday, when I hadn't slept since last time I was there, cuz I'm messed up, he kissed me. I kissed back. Not sure what's going to happen later, but time will tell, I guess.

Had a strange dream when I fell asleep on his bed. We had been laying side by side, but he had to go and eat, so I fell really asleep, then I dreamt he was back and we were tied together with handcuffs, his left hand and my right I think.
But I had an even stranger dream tonight: we sat half-turned to each other, holding my heart. My heart! I don't think it takes a genius to figure out I'm afraid to get attached. 


Other than that, I learned that if you look at about five thousand pictures, it's possible to tell a pair of identical twins apart....
Oliver Phelps have a more square face and two moles on his neck you won't find on his twin. James Phelps have a more boyish face. They both look like idiots when they smile for the camera. Nice idiots, I may add, I.... It was a reason why I started looking at pictures of them!

Monday, June 8, 2009

Another strange day

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You see it? XD

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Simpsons episode you should see! I think It's fun, at least, with all the mocking of Norwegian immigrants. And when Homer takes a whole beer-glass of akevitt straight down, poor guy! XD

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I remembered another thing that happened... He saw the background-image on my phone from a distance and thought it was me, but I said it was someone from a movie (more or less).
Sounds like a compliment, right, he took an actress for being me? 
No, Sir, cuz my background-image is the frickin' Phelps-twins! Where - what - how the hell!
To his defense I must say the screen looks like crap at a distance and when I showed it up close he could very well see it was not me at all. For one, I'm not two people!
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Where the hell did the beginning of this post go? Fuck blogger so hard in the arse, I swear I'll do it one day! >:@

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Random

If canon can't give you headaches, trust fan-speculations to do it... I'm sitting here and almost crying because HPL can't get that Charlie was born in 1972 and therefor out of Hogwarts before Ron arrived! Is it so frickin' hard?!?

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Quote:
I mean, voldemort is the stupidest form of life on earth...

XD

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Ever thought about, if you jumble up the letters in 'smile' you get 'slime'?

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List your top ten favourite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1. Bill Wealsey
2. George Weasley
3. Tonks
4. Hermione Granger
5. Minerva McGonagall
6. Ginny Weasley
7. Harry Potter
8. Ron Weasley
9. Remus Lupin
10. Charlie Weasley

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
McGonagall & Charlie - No, and I'm not gonna look for it!

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Tonks - Absolute passable and funny.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Bill & Ginny - That'll be a miracle! Can we switch it around? Creepy, but it's a gazillion and one fics about them in that way.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Remus - Yes, several. To pick one at the top of my head, it was a slash with Sirius.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Harry & George - Well, not the worst that could happen, but no, not really.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Hermione & Ron or Hermione & Remus: Hermy and Ronni-kins, of course!

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Harry, Ron & Tonks - Merlin knows... 

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
George & Ginny - After losing his twin George seeks comfort with his only sister, plus six words.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Bill & McGonagall - (Sorry, I can't wrap my mind around what that would be about... It's too strange!)

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Hermione & Bill - Why she would do that is beyond me, except maybe to get Ron to open her eyes, but... She would probably ask him about Egypt and the bank and seemed really impressed with everything.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
Harry & Remus - I know it's out there, but I have no desire to investigate further!

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Charlie - Erm... Hard to choose... Maybe Messing with my Head by Tinted Windows since I was obsessed with it a week ago... Or Have A Nice Day by Bon Jovi.

14. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven? What about nine?
Harry, Remus - How would I know?

16. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
George, Tonks & Ginny - Warning: May permanently get stuck in your head as the strangest thing you've read!

17. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Ron & McGonagall - You couldn't help me get the swish and flick right? (Think dirty if you must, but I didn't realise before it was out there.)

18. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight
Charlie & Ron - Already done, but I'm not posting it here, no-no!

Well, that was fun and creepy.

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1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

Yep, done... Wanna know what it says? "circumstance... she would have us all mate with Muggles or something... or" - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Okay, I cheated a little, the book nearest me is really Twilight (stands on the over-filled shelf under my HP-books) but the gal I stole this from had Twilight and any excuse not to open that book is all right with me!

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Blanket.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Friends episodes yesterday.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
01.45

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
01.22 surprising...

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The night Pat Murphey died is a night I'll never forget, some of the girls got loaded drunk and they ain't been sober yet... Love that song, and Great Big Sea. I change obsessions fast, I know. XD

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Eh... *Blushes*.... That would be yesterday, to say bye to my friend when she left and take out the trash.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Going through my mail and reading the profile to someone at Fanfiction.net.

9. What are you wearing?
Black t-shirt and fuzzy trousers.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. No idea about what thought. (That I don't have to edit...)

11. When did you last laugh?
Don't remember, but I laughed a lot night to yesterday and the day before.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Boring grey paint and a doggy-poster. *Dirty mind kicks in!* No, not a doggy-style poster!

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Lots of things, but I don't remember what.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Okay to pass the time with.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Bride Wars, Madagascar 2, Madagascar. Funny all three of them.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I wouldn't buy anything, directly, I would redo the Harry Potter movies to fit better with the books!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
My left breast is named Fred... I think I've written that before... Have I done this before?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Dunno... Too hard to choose.

19. Do you like to dance?
Yes. How do I dance? Like a cardboard duck with a grand mal seizure.

20. George Bush
No, my right breast is named George, my bush doesn't have a name. Why am I talking about this?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do your call her?
Maybe Dina.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Okay, here we start having fun! William, Oliver, Alexander (don't beat me, I just like the names!), Ryan, Malachy... Well, that is if I lived in an English-speaking country.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Depends what you freaking mean by that!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"You did a wrong turn."

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In remembrance of Fred Weasley:
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his identical brother
with many jokes
he's got forever to think of them, right?

In remembrance of Dobby:
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans.

In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin:
the last real Marauder
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks:
who died for ‘the greater good’
and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody:
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort:
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore:
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange:
because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra
she deserved everything she got and more.

In remembrance of Colin Creevey:
who we really didn’t know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry.

In remembrance of Severus Snape:
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap.

In remembrance of Hedwig:
Harry’s actual first friend
who lived and died soaring.

In rememberance of George's right ear:
whose death wasn't really necessary
but caused many jokes, albiet pathetic.


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God, that is just hilarious! The award is trying to escape her! And she's desperately hanging on to it, but they're clearly not a match!
Lots of people laugh with her, but I'm laughing at her, for once. 

Friday, June 5, 2009

Red Bull!

Don't give us Red Bull, we turn strange! Or, stranger....
First we was going to spend the night at my friend's, but we figured Red Bull would make us loud and giggly, so we ended up at my place. And I really found a way to make her moan! Sounds dirty, doesn't it? No, all I did was massage her... On the back, that is!

Have watched three episodes of Friends and both Madagascar movies. The little lion cub in the second gave me a cutegasm. Yep, that's what I said when seeing it.

We also discovered my mac have much more pictures of her than me... But I knew that already. It's like, her, her, her, kitty, her, her, her, oh my gosh one of myself! Her, her, her, her boobs, her... Yes, I commented on her boobs on several of the photos.
I have also been promoted to her mother, she called me Mum out of nowhere earlier.

Eeep! Meep! Eep! *Laughter*
We know we have problems.

I found a really itchy spot on her back. Now she's moaning again.

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Shh, it's a quarter to seven in the morning and we're sleeping, except I ain't. Just have to add a quote that happened about fifteen minutes ago, when we both had finally tumbled into bed:
E: Mommy....
Me: No, I'm still not your mum.
E: Huh?
Me: You just said Mummy, but I'm not her.
E: Where are Mum and Dad?
Me: You're still sleeping...Where do you think we are?
E: But where are Mum and Dad?
Me: We are at my home and you are sleeping.
E: No, I'm not sleeping... Where are Mum and Dad?
Me: Home, I would guess...
E: Oh... Well, then... We are at your place and Mum and Dad are home... And I'm sleeping, 'cept I aren't... But I am. 
Me: Good night.
E: Yeah, good night...

Worst thing is, I don't think she'll remember it at all! XD She was asleep, even if her eyes were open. Well, I think it's time for a smoke for me and then another shot at sleeping.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Ginny's clothes in OotP

They have been discussed greatly, but I think I've found an answer that line up somewhat with canon.
To demonstrate what all the fuss is about, I bring you a beautiful still from one of the DA-scenes:
Now, this is the "problems":
- Button-down sweater.
- Tight trousers.

Now, the sweater I can't explain. Just look at them, hers is the only one with buttons, even though they are otherwise alike.

The trousers, on the other hand... Every other girl have skirts (as far as I have seen) and you can see parts of Luna there, proving my point. Given the choice, I bet Hermione (the one I know from the books, not Emma Watson) would most likely slip into something with legs too instead of those too-revealing skirts. 
But, as I have discovered (not by myself, I'm not taking credit for it!) they could be hand-me-downs, which matches the Weasleys reputation of being poor. 
To further support this theory I like to bring up one of the first things Ron told Harry, that he had Bill's old robes and Charlie's old wand. Thereby, it does fit that Ginny have gotten one of her brother's trousers and if she had the choice she would at least take some that emphasized her figure, taken how *cough*slutty*cough* she was in the fifth book.

So, there you got it! Those trousers belonged to one of the Long Weasleys (Bill, Percy, Ron) cuz the twins and Charlie (also known as the Short Weasley Club!) would need clothes with wider waists and shorter legs. I'm rambling, ain't I? XD
Then again, in the movies the twins are tall and lanky, so... Some freakin' male Weasley wore those trousers sometime and now Ginny have snatched them to show off her bootylicious body for Harry! '>.<

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Hair-tasting

E: Taste my hair.
Me: What? Are you silly?
E: No, just taste my hair!
Me: I'm not going to taste your hair... *Do it anyway* Eugh! *Spits* What was that?
E: Did you taste the salt?
Me: Yeah, and the hairspray. Eugh!

If it was any doubt, we are incredible silly sometimes...


And why is it every time I get the spirit to write, everything else have to happen? <.<




Hot guys! Yes, I am an whore sometimes... The music's all right too! XD

One more, cuz sexy band + irish song + getting drunk + live from concert = WIN!



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In case you haven't figured it out yet, one of my biggest concerns about HP & DH movie is how Bill's gonna look. Just saw a pic from the filming. HOLY FUCK, I'M GONNA CRY! That does not look good!

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Came to a conclusion: By what I've seen so far, I don't care that Charlie's been left out of the movies, cuz they're about to make Bill look like a total arse...

Monday, June 1, 2009

Geek, geek, geek!

Have been taking some quizzes around the net and have to post the result of one of them:
For 50 % you are: Charlie Weasley - dragon tamer. Can take on dangerous jobs with competence and has a great deal of guts... some would say recklessness. Is fiery, good-natured, very orange and freckly in appearance.
7.96 % of 4195 Quiz participants had this profile!

You could also get this result:
For 30 % you are: Ron Weasley - the youngest boy. Lives in the shadows of the others, and of his friends. Is clever, good at strategy, and has a sarcastic sense of humor. Not always very sensitive and also prone to jealous fits.

Or even this one:
For 10 % you are: Fred and George Weasley - twin jesters. Clever, mischievous, decent blokes with a head for pranks and a heart that will never stop being young.

Or even this one:
For 10 % you are: Bill Weasley - the charming, easy-going curse-breaker, the eldest of the family. Quietly confident, respectful of his parents, and has his own sense of style.

Or even this one:
For 0 % you are: Percy Weasley - head boy and future Minister of Magic (hopefully). Values status, power, influence, and enforcing the strict letter of the law; is intensely loyal to his superiors. Can stand to lighten up.


You can't see it, but I'm immensely happy now! *dances*


Another one I don't get how I landed on:

You Scored as Lord Voldemort

You are Voldemort. You feel that being high in society (or being pure-blood) and having power are two of the most important things of all. You have a constant need to be in control and govern others. Your opinions are very strong and you leave little room for what others have to say. You demand complete loyalty from your friends and those associated with you. You will stop at nothing to get what you want. And though all this ambitiousness can be a good virtue, you may be going overboard.

Luna Lovegood
88%
Neville Longbottom
78%
Bellatrix Lestrange
78%
Hermione Granger
75%
Draco Malfoy
72%
Harry Potter
72%
Severus Snape
69%
Oliver Wood
69%
Sirius Black
63%
Remus Lupin
63%
Percy Weasley
56%
Ron Weasley
53%
Lord Voldemort
47%
Albus Dumbledore
41%


I mean, Voldemort? I'm not that evil, am I? Or is Voldemort just really misunderstood? Of course he have to have some issues, but I hope mine will never be that great. And I do not care where people come from, what they look like, etc. as long as they're nice and "good". Hmpf!
Luna on the other hand, that I can live with!

New Moon Trailer


Seems a bit less chick-flick than the first, but I'm not all that impressed. Have to see it anyway. 
I haven't read the book, (and thank something for that!) but I know the basic outline of the plot, that Black's a werewolf and all that, but again Meyer is taking things from folklore and superstition and warping it into something that fits her, thus leaving everything but the name behind. When you're first gonna have vampires, let it be vampires and not sparkly super-humans!