Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Piña colada girl

Random title, just listening to music...

Told my mother about Snadra... She was less than happy, as with my step-father. Of all possible things to come with, "it's not natural" was the most frequent together with 'thinking over my choice'. Choice?!?
It's not like I chose to be bisexual and I bet someone can testify I've said things like "wow, she is downright beautiful," and "I just have to say it, she got nice boobs," just as frequent as "nice six-pack," and such during movies. 
Hello? What's wrong with the world? I don't give a rat's arse if the person I kiss got boobs or dick as long as I'm happy with it. 

Monday, April 27, 2009

I kissed a girl

Well, she kissed me, but I returned it. Let's take it from the start:
There's another school not far from the one I'm supposed to go to, with dormitory-stuff-things, and I was gonna meet a guy there and due to some pretty hyper chatting on MSN with him, Joachim, the basic idea was that we would have sex.
Plus, I spat hot chocolate (not that hot) on my friend's boyfriend, cuz he didn't know I was the one Joachim would 'hook up' with and Joachim had apparently talked a bit about it... oh well, no real harm done.
But, get this, when it got to it none of us could get it in! So we gave up and I went back to the rest of the gang and my friend dived into my bag and freaked out when she saw two condoms were gone. The reason for that again was that the first went to hell, to put it that way.
So, back with the whole gang, that is my friend, her boyfriend and another girl. After watching the couple make out on the bed for a while we were told to sod off we went to her room.
So then we stared out of the window for a while until, well, she kissed me. Wasn't against me. :D
So now I'm  pretty happy.
And I'm not a whore from skipping between people within the hour. Am I?

Quote:
My stepfather: So, What's his name?
Me: I can't answer to that.

And honestly, I couldn't, cuz I have no intentions of doing anything more with Joachim and he's not the reason I'm happy, Snadra-girl is!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

=D

Listening to Kiss now. *Headbang*

Done lots this weekend. Or maybe not, but more than usual. First was at my place with me friend and ate pista as I called it. XD Also got SMS from a certain guy I was pretty pissed at earlier, wanting me to come to him. Of course it had to be the one  weekend were I actually got plans! Anyway we went to my friend and to a kind of Christian youth-arrangement. God, that sounded boring, but it's not too bad, Sing Star and stuff. And we ended up sitting in a tree and listen to a song where the majority of the lyrics is drink beer:

I know...

Anyway, I slept over. In the same bed. Well, we are pretty close, so... Please, don't think dirty, we did not sleep together! That's just sick.

Pretty much music this weekend, but that suits me perfect! Was a concert-thing yesterday with Christian Ingebritsen! As in one of my first crushes! Only he can rock a plain white t-shirt and jeans so good!
Plus, "Christian and proud of it" (not me, my friend) made some of her classmates ask "Who's Christian?" Real geniuses!

I have a new guy to check out, though. Lives close by and stuff, but maybe not my prince charming. Well, we'll see what happens tomorrow.

I had something else to say, but forgot it...

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Fant akkurat ut hva som er årets russesang:

Noen som har hørt om tekst, eller? Mer irriterende enn Call on me!
Spør du meg burde det vært denna, som også var med i avstemminga:


Har ihvertfall litt tekst, selv om det ikke er yndlingsangen mi. Åh hjælp, jeg veit ikke om jeg kan slutte å høre på den nå! *Bitchslæpper meg selv*
Men jeg mener fremdeles Endelig Ferie burde vært russesangen, bare bytte ut ferie med russetid. Wow, detta var mye norsk, rart å skrive det for a change. Now this is better. XD


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Another quote:
You wash your VOLVO like it was your firstborn child,
you tend to its needs like it was your own body,
you protect it like it's your family,
then you drive it like you stole it.

So true!

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Found out the man behind Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny is the same as the one behind Potter Puppet Pals and for some reason it almost made me cry. And still listen to Pina Colada boy... I'm strange!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

New discovery!

For me, that is. Found out the technical term for fear of worms is Scoleciphobia, which makes sense. (Skolopendere = Centipede.)  Not that it means I'm afraid of centipedes, but my grandmother is and my father was afraid of snakes.
Honestly, it makes sense, maybe I'm genetically inclines to be afraid of wriggling things. *Shudders*
And as always you get a small quote:
Me: Stumbled upon a picture of a worm on the net here, curled up and... Yuck! I was so grossed out I barely managed to find the keys to close the tab, which incidentally closed everything else...
E: Why didn't you just hit the return-key?
Me: *Feeling stupid* No one said I was a genius! And I was almost in panic.
E: *Patting my back* No, no one said you were a genius.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Another day

I've been feeling pretty surreal today, in lack of a better word. When waiting on the bus I actually thought "Can't it come soon... If any of this is real, anyway, and I'm not just dreaming."
Got a call half past eight this morning where my friend commanded me to take the nine-bus with her, and I did, but now without a bit more nagging.
E (per sms): Don't go back to sleep!
Me *still laying in bed*: Fuck, you know me too well.
E: So don't go back to sleep! :D

I spent the day bitching about the ditcher to everyone who cared to listen (and some that didn't). I don't usually repeat myself that much, but I'm still pissed off. I also realised the last post is pretty unorganized.
So, on the bus home she called me, cuz I had told her I was meeting someone, but wouldn't say who, which annoyed her (to my guilty pleasure).
E (on phone): So, who did you meet?
Me: Well... I'm on the bus now, but... I screwed up and... Okay, I tried kissing him.
E: But who was it?
Me: No one... Kinda...
E: Can't you send the name per text?
Me: Ugh... No... Well... Bye...

And more sms followed:
E: Albert? :o
Me: Congrats...
E: I know you too well.
Me *giggling*: Hehe, my wife :*
E: Take Joachim, he wants you ;)
Me: At least I can trust him (I hope).
E (about Albert): You've talked about him all day. Pretty obvious that it was him you made a pass at xD
Me: All day?! Two times is not all day!

When I got home now, I was hoping to go out and read in the sunshine, just me and Mr. Holmes, but oh no. Stupid clouds.

I know this too is messy, but that's how my head is now. Just want to crawl into a black hole and die. At least sleep. Did I mention I've started chatting with a third guy online? This one actually seems to want to know me... Well, time will tell.

And I think I've removed all doubts about my sanity now. It's long gone!

Monday, April 20, 2009

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

I'm really, really, really pissed off now! Went to meet a guy (a new guy). First I was in the city, then he asked me (per SMS) if I could go home and change cuz I told him I was wearing rags (more or less) and I obey. When I finally found him we talk for two seconds or something cuz he was busy on the phone and he said he had to go and change car with someone, "it won't take more that eight minutes."
Eight minutes my arse! After twenty I sent a text asking when he was coming and got no answer. After twenty-five I tried calling and he didn't pick up. After thirty I told him if I didn't hear from him in two minutes I'll leave. 
Didn't hear anything and just caught the bus back home. I've used about 12 ₤ back and fourth and only half of it was necessary!
He just stood me up after knowing me face to face for two minutes! Is it possible to have so fucking little respect for other people? Bastard!
Talking about money and clothes, the jeans I bought, and wore when I met him was only 20 ₤ and from the children section. When I saw them I was like "no way they are gonna fit me!" Had to try anyway and as they were pretty cool I bought them! 
And the 'rags' I mentioned earlier: Old jeans, at least three years and worn! Too big now, but comfy. T-shirt ditto, and hand-me-down from my friend's cousin or something. Is supposed to be black, but now looks more like dark grey. Don't ask me why I go out in public wearing such things, but I was woken half an hour before the bus left, which I had to take to make it to an appointment.
Feels good to talk(or write) about that bastard, cuz that really what he was, shit-coated bastard with shit-filling! No respect for others time, money or feelings and only interested in sleeping with me.
The last part was okay with me, really, and brings up another quote by phone:
E: So, did you remember the condoms?
Me: I knew there was something I forgot!
E: Well, just to hope he has or no shagging happens.

Bought a book on my first trip over there, A. C. Doyle, The hound of the Baskervilles. Couldn't put it down and walked reading, sat reading on the bus and regret I ever put it down to meet Bastard! 
Honestly, I'm soon going lesbian if I don't meet a guy I can trust! I'm not gonna take being stood up and ditched all the time! (Lame pun intended.)

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Tired!

No sleep tonight either... Began reading Dangerverse (HP-fanfiction), have been putting it off for a while. Not exactly grea,t (I don't say a lot is anyway,) but I like it. As always I won't make up my mind of what characters to love and loath before an eternity after reading it. I actually feel bad for Petunia in it, no one deserves to loose their child to Child Service, not even her.
Only characters I may have fallen in love with almost at once must be Davin and Nico of the Shamer Chronicles. Honestly, what's not to love? Rest of the characters I'm like "yeah, nice people, nothing special about" with. Don't know why.
Fell into a H&M store packed with kids. Or, not packed. Bought a new pair of jeans (something I don't need) and some bracelets.
And I kinda got my period. A bit. Which would mean it was very good Axel was there and I had the stupidity to nag about the rubber.

Today's quote:
"Why are you still in my head when I don't want you there?"


Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Weird mood

I've gotten the habit of imagining people naked. Started with Elliot on Scrubs, for some reason I started to wonder if she shaves and it just snowballed from there. Dr Cox (bad thoughts, bad!) was fine, Shawn too, Turk and Carla okay, but Bob Kelso? Yuck! I have a habit of tormenting myself. XD
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Something I found amusing:

From Wikipedia,
Where roam the strange of heart!



Says something of how weird my humour is...

And Titanic sunk today! For... *counting*... 97 years ago!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Yay!

I got a Charlie-picture, I got a Charlie-picture, and guess who made it?! (To I got a jar of dirt) 
The-Starhorse updated, which just made my day, it take no more! Remember, I am pathetic.

When it comes to that guy... Fuck him! Well, I almost did, but that's beside the point, he's not interested anymore so he can go to Hell! Or take the bus if that's more convenient. 

Monday, April 13, 2009

Hell, too...

Roaming around on the net and stumbled over someone. My thoughts: Hmm, looks like a nice girl. *begin reading* Shit, it's a boy? *Looks closer at the pic* A boy? Hell, too!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

=)

Har du lyst, har du lov! Har du vett, lar du vær!
(Do you want, you can! Are you smart, you don't!)

Er gammel nok til å vite at jeg ikke burde, er ung nok til å drite i det!
(Old enough to know I shouldn't, young enough to not give a damn!)

Trailer for Cherrybomb! Rupe's growing up.... Another movie I have to see! Looks so cool! And I'm so jealous of the girl making out with him, which is really tragic.

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Fuck! fuckfuckfuckityFUCK! I can't sleep! I've tried just about everything and I'm really tired despite not even having been up for twelve hours. I wanna sleep or cry or call my friend. In the middle of the night, that she'll appreciate. Listening to Taylor Swift's Fearless, which makes me depressed for some reason... BLAH!
In my best dress, fearless! Singing to myself. Horribly. Sle-eh-eh-eeeep!!

Friday, April 10, 2009

I'm fucked up

I know, but I just kinda realised he's born the same year as the Phelps-twins. Hopeless, I know...

Thursday, April 9, 2009

LOOONG TRIP!

I'd never thought I would be glad to se cow-shit, but when I got home now, I was!
Just about everything that could go wrong yesterday did, but I got to the guy in the end. 
- I slept about five or six hours, before I got up and had a rather early breakfast.
- Said guy didn't return my messages before I should leave, but he called in the end and I took a later bus.
- That meant I had to shower and get ready in less than an hour. Not really that difficult, but when I was done I still had to pack more and my phone died totally so my mother had to change the SIM to an older phone I have, which didn't save messages before just now, but then everything was there. While my mother was fixing a phone for me, I ran around like a crazy hen, picking up things I had to bring, sure I had forgot something and first when I had got my shoes on did I remember to run down for a book to read on the trip.
- I bought the wrong ticket to the train, so I could have gone to the next city, which was were my mother and step-father thought I would meet him.
- Instead I changed to bus again, when I first found the bus terminal. It was just a giant big-arse sign, no wonder I couldn't see it! *Facepalm*
- Three hours after I left home I got off the bus in a rather deserted-looking town. After a couple more sms I got to meet this guy I had travelled half the world for. (It's a small world, after all!)

He looked a little like Dax Shepard with the personalty of Jim Carrey. Seems like an odd combination, but...
So he had a buddy with him, which I hoped would leave soon, instead another friend joined us and we watched an ancient sit-com while talking and listened to some music. Strangely they managed to put on my current ringtone I have, since I changed phone and everything. After a million years we got started with the Simpsons Movie and I was already tired.
I had problems following the movie (lol) because of a bit of flirting.... Type arms up on the back of the couch, tickling softly... But I felt it was kinda an obstacle between us. And his name is Axel! Yep, another friend who dropped by and was going to spend the night there.
When the Simpsons Movie was done we had to get up to find anther movie, whereas I sat down between them afterwards. Did I mention we were three people in a two-seats sofa and there was another three-seater there, completely empty? XD
 The clock was was past midnight by that and I had no chance at catching the plot of the Bourne Ultimatum. Good movie, though, as far as I remember. Then... Then I think we watched Jeff Dunham with Peanut! Whee!
Finally, at five thirty in the morning we got to bed. Axel out on the couch of course and me and 'that guy' (you know who I mean!) shared the bed. And what happened then? Suddenly we were making out... Strange! X3
So a bit of this and that and I asked if I should get a condom... :P Then I had to have some lights! Which meant I had to turn off the lights afterwards! Which meant Axel had to piss and go through the bedroom to get to the bathroom. And I stood there, butt naked, gaping like and idiot and waving my hands like an retarded idiot when he came in. No kidding.
So... I think Axel got a better look at my boobs than my bedmate. Not that they are much to look at. We concluded that paper-thin walls and a buddy in the next room was a valid excuse to just sleep.
And here's more fun: At eleven thirty this morning we were all up again. Axel hadn't slept at all. I have slept about eleven hours combined the last two days. I miss my bread, first I didn't have more than one slice for breakfast, then it was twelve hours before I got something real to eat, chips and hot-dog, which also was my breakfast today. And juice, I gotta get a glass of orange juice NOW!
Then it was the whole trip back, which went fairly nice. Almost fell asleep on the bus minutes before arrival and I had to change to train, then, big shocker! The bus I had to take to get home-home wasn't fucking coming! I had to take a cab after calling my friend two times, my grandmother without getting any answer and them my Mum! I love my Mum, so I called her to ask what to do! She said I should take a taxi, which we kinda had agreed on if I should miss the last bus home (yesterday). She  and my step-father wasn't home, or I couldn't have told my little lie, but I was planning on being home before them anyway, so.... Sleepyyy!!
So I blew my cover, but I was tired, sleepy, my body hurt, I missed my bed, I missed his bed, I missed him, I was goddamn exhausted!
I was overjoyed to see familiar... Shit, literary. Muddy road, crooked signs, people underestimates them, they are very good to se when you're about to drop! 
It's been the best Easter in my life! So far. Can't wait for the talk of what I was doing in the city when I was supposed to be safely at home.... Gack!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Fear me!

I think I've figured out the thing about the smiley that followed me... It's the default thing every one who haven't uploaded their own avatar gets. XD Fear me and my stupidity! XD

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Tosay's quote:

Wine me, dine me, 69 me!

XD

Monday, April 6, 2009

You know what's following me?

What is the deal with this? About every other person on deviantArt have it as their avatar? What?! Is it some kind of secret gang I'm not allowed to even know of? What's so special about it anyway?

Sunday, April 5, 2009

I'm nervous

I'll admit it, I'm shit-nervous about my date, which have been moved to Wednesday. I smoke like a chimney. 
But it'll be fine, it'll go fine. I'll make it be fine!

Saturday, April 4, 2009

* ~ FIREWORKS ~ *

The reason? 100th post!

And I don't really have anything to write about... But, of these hundred entries;
- 39 are labeled with Harry Potter.
- 31 with quote.
- 26 with movie.
- 23 with music.
- 10 with music video.
- 10 with sex.
A nice summation of me, I think.

Have a date on Monday, though. Pretty far away, have to take bus and train and more bus to get there, but I'm really excited! My mother haven't stopped me yet, either, which surprises me. Then again, I haven't told her I'm spending the night there yet, either. I think that'll be a nice message to send when I'm already there, then she have the option of letting me or coming and getting me, which means I save money. It's not nice, but if she doesn't ask when I'm coming back... We'll see. x3
So now I'm off to watch Homeward Bound 2, with the amazing voice of Michael J. Fox. Honestly, I love that kid! Yeah, I just called him a kid. He's 47, for crying out loud! And so cute! 
I may watch Gone with the Wind later, too... 

Remember I told you sister of my mother's friend's car collapsed here? Yeah, she got going and after that no one have heard from her! XD Had a lot of jokes about it on my mother's birthday, cuz, you know, they were here... My mother's friend and her snaxy boyfriend, that is.

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My friend read this and called me, completely shrill and freaked out. It was hilarious to listen to, but now she's coming with me. She's actually worse than my real mother in mothering me... Jolly gee, cool down, my sizzle! But it'll be nice with a bit of support. Reminds me, what bra should I wear? Cuz that matters XD
And, in case you haven't guessed, 99 balloons was also because it was the 99th post.

So there you have it, the 100th post!

Friday, April 3, 2009

For J.D!


Cuz he's goofy, I love scrubs and this song is pretty awesome. It also have another reason, which I'll reveal tomorrow.

Today's quotes brought to you by the U.S.:

"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another."
-- George Bush, Former US President

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
-- George Bush, Former US President

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Hyper!

It's twenty-five hours since I've slept, wheee!
Today's soundtrack:

Lalala... Discovered it just now when I was when over at my friend and we just fell in love! The awesome thing about Lily Allen is that she looks like a cute little angel-girl and her lyrics are kick-arse, get out of my face, she-devil! Like this and fuck you very much. Luvluvluv!

And other than that... Fanart will fuck up your head, especially when it involves gay porn. Why do I bother to look? Because I got issues!

And I've found three 'peace out's in the last few days! One was on scrubs and the two other was... Mine. Cuz I fail!

And a funny planned quote (from my side):
Me: So, wanna know who I had over yesterday?
E: Yeah, who did you have over yesterday?
Me: Erik. He's handsome, tall... Or not very tall, taller than me, that doesn't take much, good build, a mechanic and dating someone with jacket like this. *Gestures to my jacket*
E: What?! ( O.O )
Me: Yeah, my mother's friend got the same jacket as me...
E: Wow, now I got scared you had gotten a boyfriend.
Me: Scared?
Well, may not be precisely how it went down, but more or less... And the look on her face, one word: Priceless! XD
And it's not right of me to be attracted to that much older guys. I'm hopeless, but I can't help it if he was charming and funny and kinda sexy. *blush
I was also told straight to my face it's not normal to enjoy reading books. Well, we already knew we weren't normal.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Birthdays!!

Many who happen to be born April 1st. Here's some I know of:
- My mother (turned 45 today, yay!)
- Mother of my stepfather (have no idea how old she is, end of seventies, I think.)
- George Weasley (imagine the old fart is 31 now! Geez.)
- Fred Weasley (would also been 31 if it wasn't for a certain stupid wall! Rest in peas and all that. (typo intended!))
- Debbie Reynolds (77, actress.)

Little copy-and-pasted info:

Celebrated on April 1, April Fool’s Day, also known as All Fool’s Day, is a day for mischief and playing pranks on people. Other names include April Noddy Day, Gowkie Day, Huntigowk Day and St All-Fool’s Morn.

The calendar change hypothesis, from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar, may provide a reason for why April 1 specifically became the date of April Fool’s Day. It is a tradition which spread internationally and is unofficially celebrated in many countries around the world.

Calendar Origin Theory
One theory claims that April Fool’s Day probably arose in France at the time of the adoption of the Gregorian calendar. Prior to that time, under the Julian calendar, it was the custom to celebrate the New Year and exchange gifts on April 2. New Year’s Day was officially moved from March 25 to January 1 after the adoption of the Gregorian calendar in 1582.

People who forgot about the change were often mocked by their friends, as they continued to make New Year visits just after the old March date. Those who failed to keep up with the change and celebrated the New Year during the week that fell between March 25 and April 1 became victims of various jokes. For example, pranksters would discreetly stick paper fish to their backs. The victims of this prank were called Poisson d'Avril, or April Fish.

The origins of April Fool’s Day are not clear but it is known that the tradition of practical joking and mischief-making dates back to Ancient Roman times. Ancient Romans and Celts celebrated a festival of practical joking around the time of the vernal equinox.

Mythical theories
According to Roman mythology, the god Pluto abducted Proserpina to the underworld. She called for her mother Ceres for help, but Ceres only heard the echo of her daughter's voice and searched for her in vain. The fruitless search, which was commemorated during a Roman festival, was believed by some to have been the mythological beginning of the “fool's errands” on April 1.

British folklore links April Fool's Day to the town of Gotham in Nottinghamshire. According to the legend, it was traditional in the 13th century for any road that the king placed his foot upon to become public property. So when Gotham’s citizens heard that King John planned to travel through their town, they refused him entry, not wishing to lose their main road. When the king heard this, he sent soldiers to the town. But when the soldiers arrived in Gotham, they found the town full of fools engaged in foolish activities such as drowning fish. Their foolery was an act, but the king declared the town too foolish to warrant punishment. April Fool's Day supposedly commemorated their trickery.

Biblical Theories
Another belief on its origin points to the biblical character Noah as the first “April Fool”. It is said that on April 1, he mistakenly sent the dove out to find dry land after the flood before the waters subsided.

A second story tells that the day commemorates the time when Jesus was sent from Pilate to Herod and back again. The phrase "Sending a man from Pilate to Herod", which is an old term for sending someone on a fool's errand, could be related to this story.

The Spread of April Fool’s Day
The April Fool tradition eventually spread in countries such as the United Kingdom and the United States and has now taken on an international flavor. In Scotland, April Fool's Day is devoted to spoofs involving the buttocks and is called Taily Day. The victims of these jokes are known as April 'Gowk', another name for cuckoo bird. It has been said that the origins of the "Kick Me" sign can be traced back to the Scottish observance. In England, fools are called “gobs” or “gobby” and the victim of a joke is called a “noodle”. Those who are superstitious consider it back luck to play a practical joke on someone in the afternoon.

During the 19th century an illustration highlighting various April Fool’s pranks was published in Harper's Weekly. Some of the pranks included women wearing beards and moustaches visiting an older man. Over the years, the simplest pranks usually involve children who tell each other that their shoelaces are undone and then cry out “April Fool!” when the victims glance at their feet.

April 1 is also celebrated in some countries in the Caribbean, including Jamaica and Guyana where people make fun of each other by telling not very realistic yet fairly believable stories.

Modern April Fool’s Jokes
Sometimes the media get into the act, broadcasting fictitious news items designed to amuse the public. British television, for example, once showed farmers “harvesting spaghetti” from trees in Switzerland. Other hoaxes include:

- In the early 1960s there was only one television channel in Sweden, broadcast in black and white. As an April Fool’s joke, it was announced on the news that viewers could convert their existing sets to display color reception by pulling a nylon stocking over their screen, thanks to new technology. (Haha, we finally got it proven, Swedes are stupid!)
- In 1934 many American newspapers, including The New York Times, printed a photograph of a man flying through the air, supported by a device powered only by the breath from his lungs. Accompanying articles excitedly described this miraculous new invention.
- In 2002 the British supermarket chain Tesco published an advertisement in The Sun announcing the successful development of a genetically modified 'whistling carrot.' The ad explained that the carrots had been specially engineered to grow with tapered air holes in their side. When fully cooked, these air holes caused the vegetable to whistle.

The above-mentioned hoaxes are just a few that have been played over the years. The media, some organizations and the general public have been responsible for many April Fool’s pranks, which may include funny phone calls over the radio or email jokes.