Wednesday, December 31, 2008

I did it!

Just finished Twilight. I was hoping to do it before the end of 2008... Well, I'm only 4 hours and 44 minutes late.  :O


HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Not obsessed!

Not at all! Just saw Mission Impossible yesterday and made two discoveries:

1. Green light, red light = Skiving Snack Boxes.

2. Tom Cruise have some of the same facial structure as Charlie.

Yeah, I'm pathetic....

Sunday, December 28, 2008

THERE MAY BE MORE THAN YOU BELIEVE!

The perfect re-Fredding song!


Sadly I'm not optimistic enough to believe in re-Fredding, but it's an exellent idea. Miranda-Shadowind is  very right in saying this song is perfect for it.

Other than that, not much going on... I tried to go to bed earlier last night, but my stomach had other plans... (Too much Christmas food.)


--

*reading artist comment, about Twilight*: If you haven't already read the books, go do it, they're amazing!
Me: Amazing? Don't make me come there and kick your ass!
Yeah, I did say that out loud!

Creepy fact: When I wrote Amazing, Ronan Keating sang it! I hate when that happens.
I have listened to When You Say Nothing At All a LOT lately, both Ronan's version and Alison Krauss'... Goody song!

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Useless shit

Just some funnies! (Copy+paste just roxx me soxx.)

ReAL AnD FAke FRieNds

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" <<-- Love that one!

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!


IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"



To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. Too bad I don't have access to do that, it would be HILARIOUS!

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. Know what I think of then? Trelawny!

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.


If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Contradiction?


It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


And I'm still waiting to hear from my viewers. I'll find out anyhow, so you can just come forward right away...

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Okay...

I had on the cam here for a while and got 4 viewers... I know who one of them was, since he asked me to put it on, but I'm curious at who the other three was.
It would just me nice to know so I could ask what you thought about it... Maybe it'll happen again.
Well, it's not even certain they found it her, but if...

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

forty-first post!












Check out technical. I never knew...
And now it's technically Christmas Eve, so merry christmas and happy new year, may it be jolly! (God, what have happened to me? I sound like a British butler! Same procedure as last year?)
While we're talking of Christmas and British, what's Father Christmas' wife named? Mary Christmas!  Ha. Ha. Ha...

Monday, December 22, 2008

Getting closer...

It's been a strange day...
First I didn't sleep all night, but sat in front of the screen (Curse you, Weasleys!) and read a bit of Twilight. And now I want to kill both Bella Swann and Stephanie Meyers! One time I actually stopped reading and shook the book. (I almost wrote shot, that may have been better.) And one BIG plot-hole: one of the first things she establishes is that her mother thinks she was born a 35-year-old and keeps getting more and more middle-aged for each year, still she's prototype awkward, used-to be-unpopular 16-year-old!! 
Plus, she needs to calm down and get a good fuck so she can stop drooling over Edward's muscles! Apparently they were perfect and visible through his turtle-neck sweater. HELLO?? Turtle-neck? Turtle-neck? Turtle-neck? Why? Was it laundry day so he didn't have anything else?
20 pages, or at least 15, were devoted to how amazing he was and how she was worried about him and how she got exited about seeing him. Crush, much? She 'admitted' it in the end, but she said she loved him. They barely know each other and she had used 2 months to realise he was more than a pretty face, he had a smokin' body to!!! GOD!
I actually want to read it one more time (if I get through it once) just to scribble over all the grammar that could have been better with a red pen. Stephanie, please read through what you write!


Anyway, this day: Got to school to do some caroling and hear some speeches, got some candy and took the bus to visit a sick friend with some other friends.
Home, a couple of hours later than planned I took a walk to get something out of the last daylight. Don't remember much of it, listened to music and day-dreamt.
When I got home after an hour, around half past three I took a banana, hadn't eaten any real food since breakfast.
The cat got company on her pillow on the couch and I slept an hour there with a furry blanket over me before stumbling down to my own bed, not bothering to get undressed and woke up around nine.
Then I watched a film (Schwarzenegger, yay!) and ate dinner, talked a little and ended up here again.

Now I'm going to bed, have to to try to get up tomorrow too... It's getting really close to Christmas!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Quotation surpration

"Tihs snog is vrey good, but i dnot lkie the curohs taht mcuh." -- Random comment on Youtube. 
I though t it was funny with snog, cuz that's how childish I am!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Abuse of the return-key

Instead of "With honey" I wrote "Woth hiney". Doesn't quite make sense, huh?

And I just remembered: I've had a sneak-peek at the OST for Twilight and Robert Pattinson sings some of the songs there... Honestly, it sounds like someone's sitting with a pair of tweezers, pulling out his pubes! It does!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

The Longest Meme in the World

500 questions. BECAUSE I CAN!!


[001] Name: Bond. James Bond! (Oh, how witty.)

[002] Middle name: None.

[003] Age: 16, not that I keep to that when trying to have fun.

[004] Home town: A bit west of Middle Of Nowhere.

[005] Hair color: Brown-blonde. It keeps changing with the lighting in the room.

[006] Eye color: Green-blue.

[007] Shoe size: Somewhere between 36 and 38, it depends funny on the brand of shoes.

[008] Time you went to bed last night: Don't remember, around midnight.

[009] Time you woke up this morning: My alarm was set on 10 but I didn't get up before noon.

[010] Everyone hates them, but label yourself: Why?

 [011] Describe your personality: The one with the crazy humour and ability to make the dumbest choices.

[013] Fears: Failure, abandonment, the unknown... WORMS! 

[014] Bad habits: Chewing my nails, no manners, singing along with songs.

[015] Most embarrassing moment: Half my life is those.

[016] Birth place: Hospital...

[017] Height: Most recently I was measured to 1.56 m, but that just doesn't make sense! I'm sure I was at least 2 cm taller...

[018] Weight: last time it was... 55 kg or something. I don't really care.
  
[019] Parent’s names: Cuz I'm gonna post that!

[020] Pets' names: Tjommin Filip Fucky Von Carlsberg, commonly known as Fucky thanks to my stepfather, and Tonje.

[022] Nicknames: Does Stupid and Idiot count?

Favorites 

[024] Color: Green. have been so for as long as I can remember.
 
[025] Animal: Cats, hands down!  

[026] Movie: The Lion King. At least the one I have watched most times. But The butterfly Effect and Number 23 is a close second and third.  And BTTF!!

[027] TV show: Friends and Scrubs.

[028] Place: My bed, or any place other I wont be bothered and can be with who I want.

[030] Mode of transportation: Car.  

[031] CD: Hmm.... P4 Jubileum.  

[032] Songs: Currently Deliver me, This Is The Life, Knocking On Every Door and Somebody Told Me.

[033] Singer: Hard, several good ones I know of...  Marie Fredrikson from Roxette have a rocking voice, though :D

[034] Band: Pff.... Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Killers, Bon Jovi, Roxette.... Spice girls? Don't know why, just come into a phase of listening to an extremely old CD.

[035] Rapper: Eminem, Akon and Colby O'Donis is the closest I get to listening to rap, so I may have missed some big talent...

 [036] Cookie: Cranberry. No, it's actually very good.

[037] Name brand: Don't know, rarely matters what it is.  

[038] Website: DeviantArt, don't shot me for it!

[039] Candy: Not much of a candy-eater... M&M or really dark chocolate.  

[040] Candy Bar: Lion.

[041] Food: Pizza or wok.  

[042] Restaurant: Not sure. Peppes Pizza is the place I am most often, so I guess that's it.

[043] Day of the week: Saturday.

[044] Month: June or July, warm and nice!

[045] Magazine: Don't read a lot of them...

[046] Book: Well, I'm all for the classic fantasies: Harry Potter, Narnia, His Dark Materials, The Shamer Chronicles... If I had read Lord of the Rings I probably would love that too.

[047] Class: Math or Science. Ironically, I'm now failing both.  

[048] Teacher: Hard to say, but at least none of my current ones. Maybe my old Math & Science teacher, even though we would always end up talking about herpes or butt-hairs or some other thing pretty far from the subject.  

[049] Shampoo: Head & Shoulders.  

[050] Cartoon: Hmm... Timon and Pumbaa or Pokémon. Yeah, I know I'm a geek.  

[051] Cartoon Character: Hard to say... Maybe Goofy from the oldies.

[052] Disney movie: The Lion King, of course. And Tarzan, Tresure Planet, Pocahontas, The Little Mermaid........

[053] Planet: Beside Tellus? Pluto, even if and because it's being discriminated.

[054] Football team: The dead one.  

[055] Baseball team: None. 

[056] Hockey team: None. 

[057] Basketball team: Also none. 

[058] Athlete:  No, not really.

[059] Number: 23, because of my birthday and 3 and 7.

[060] Season: SUMMER!

[061] Drink: Pepsi Max.

[062] Celebrity: No, can't say I have one.

[063] Snack: Whatever's in the fridge. 

[064] Underwear you own: Hmm.... I had this bra once, it was plum-pink with flowers or something on... No it's my two Rock On-shorts.

[065] Flavor of milkshake: Chocolate or vanilla, hard to decide.

[066] Board game: Bored game...

[067] Sport: Swimming. As far as it's a sport -.-  

[068] Article of clothing: My (really horrible-looking) Hello Tiger t-shirt. It's dead sexy... No, at least it's comfy.

069] Body part: On myself? Used to like my boobs. On boys? Chest. Yes I have a single-tracked mind.

[070] Quote: Hmm... Hard to choose that too...

[071] Word: Butterfly, beautiful or believe. (That could probably give a therapist some work... Therapist is really a funny word to: The-Rapist.)   

[072] Person to hate: Paris Hilton and all her wanna-bes.

[073] Toy as a child: A stuffed zebra named Tussi.

[074] Brand of shoes: Not really go for brands, but what feels and looks nice. But I have had a lot of shoes from Ecco and Kangaroo (I think that's what it's called) and currently have two-three from Marc Bohan (also not 100% sure if that's right).

Current

[075] Hair style: Boyish short.

[076] Clothes: Just a thong. Hey, I'm trying to be honest here! I had gone to bed and couldn't sleep, so I'm doing this and I'm going to regret it tomorrow.

[077] Shoes: None.

[078] Socks: None!

[079] Best friend: :D:D  

[080] Location: My room...

Okay, I'm tired, have to finish this tomorrow.

--   

Back, a couple of days later than expected..


[081] Thing you’re eating: Nothing.

[092] Worst enemy: No one?

[093] Make-up: Nothing...

[094] Time: 21.19


Lasts

[095] Phone call: My friend.

[096] Thing you hand wrote: Notes for English-class.

[097] Animal touched: Fucky.

[098] Person you hugged: My friend before she want on the buss, just now a couple of minutes ago.

[099] Person you kissed: Also my friend, we were messing around, kissing each other on the cheeks and laughing and being... Freaky?
And just before she got on the buss, we both thought to kiss the other on the cheek and we both turned, ending up on the lips XD  

[100] Movie you watched: Signs, I think...

[101] TV show you watched: AFV.

 [102] Thing you said: "Then we'll see each other on Monday or something."  

[103] Song you listened to: Never is a long time by Roxette.


Friends

[120] Funny one: Yeah, I don't hang with boring people...

[121] Rich one: ... Or spoiled... (Maybe I'm a bit, though)

[122] Preppy one: >.>

[123] Dumb one: ME.

[124] Boring one: Just told you, I don't hang with boring people.

[125] Crazy one: Everyone.

[126] Smart one: No one XD

[127] One with the most pets: Don't really know...

[128] Most depressed one: o.o

[129] Sporty one: ...

[130] Happy one: ...

[131] Most buff: ...

[132] Music freak: That have to be me.

[133] Most blonde: Well, you know it yourself :P

[134] Boy freak: ...

[135] Girl freak: ...

[136] Clingy one: ...

[137] Oldest: ... DOes my Grandmother count?

[138] Youngest: My cousins son, he's just the cutest and decided that I'm his best friend and girl-friend.

[139] Stoner: Nope, those rumors aren't true.

[140] One you’ve known the longest: Mhm, you know..

[141] Newest: Eh...


Family


[142] Who do you spend the most time with: My mother.

[143] Who do you live with: Mum and step-father. (Yes, I spell it British just so!) 

[144] Brothers: None.

[159] Have you ever been in love: Why is this under family?

[161] What’s your sexual preference: It theory I'm straight, but it doesn't look like it sometimes XD

[162] How many years younger than you will you date: Now? Maybe two or three, but I'm at a stage where that matters pretty much. When I'm 30 or something, maybe five or six.

[163] How many years older than you will you date: Pretty high, as long as it don't become creepy.

[165] Ever want to get married: I'm not one of those who fantasise about a big church-wedding with a big, white tent of a gown, but maybe someday...

[166] Ever want to have kids: Yeah, sometimes far into the future!

[167] Would you give up everything just to be with your soul mate: Depends on what "everything" is.

[168] How many relationships have you been in this month: Nada.


Weird

[169] Can you do the split: No.   

[170] Have you ever taken a dookie at school: WTH?

 [171] More guy friends or chick friends: Chicks.

[172] Are you racist: No...  

[173] Would you ever adopt kids: Yes, but I also want to have at least one of my own if it's possible.  

[174] What’s your favorite pair of socks: The clean kind. Or really, I have a pair of wool that doesn't itch but warms really good! Yummy in the winter!

[176] What was your elementary school’s mascot: Nothing, thank Merlin!

[177] What will you be doing at 10:15 tonight: Still doing this or writing...

[178] Do you know any Spanish: No, just gato (cat), negro (black) and blanco (white).

[179] Is there anything purple within 5 feet of you: No..

[180] Are you going commando: Nixx.

[181] Do you dominate at yes: ?.?

[183] Do you like to role-play: Never tried it, but I doubt I'll like it. (Unless you count playing when I was 7-8 years old.)

[184] Name all the things you have pierced: My ears, two in the left earlobe, one in the right and one up in the curve of the right ear. Gotta get better at wearing something in them...

[185] Now, explain to us all what 69 means: It means that you bend over so I can show my boot so far up your ass you'll be having the taste of leather in your mouth for a week!

[186] Do you like to work on cars: I prefer to sit indoors.

[187] What size is your bed: Big enough for two! *Hint, hint!*

[188] How do you like your eggs: Hardkokt!

189] What do you usually order from McDonalds: Nothing!

[190] Do you like any songs by R-Kelly: I'll survive... :-/

[191] Bold, Italics, or Underline: Italics!!

[192] Can you cross your eyes: Yep!

[193] Do you like to read the paper: The local one sometimes, or I'll take it on the net.

[194] What color is your trash can: Yellow, blue, purple and white.

[195] What are you doing tomorrow: Sleeping, gift-wrapping and going with my aunt, uncle and cousin to Grandma.

[196] Do you wear flats: Mhm.

[197] Wal-Mart, K-Mart, or Target: Probably Target, but since we don't have any of them here...

[283] Been to bssurveyz: .... Bless you.

[284] Done anything illegal: To put it like this: I don't remember choosing to do the legal thing when given the choice. Nothing serious!

[285] Burnt a CD: Yep, as late as a couple of hours ago.

[286] Done weed: NO!

[288] Done anything worse than weed or drinking: No.

[289] Had sex in the back of a car: No... Anyone like to change that? >.<' [290] Gone to the bathroom outside: Yep. Been tenting, see... [291] Broken a bone: Yes, my left arm. And my collar-bone when I was really young, but I don't remember it and first discovered it when I saw it had a bump to it. It had grown together un-smooth... [292] Cheated on someone: No.  [293] Questioned your sexuality: N-yeah... Not really sure -.- [296] Had a Furby: TWO! One regular and one baby/mini. [297] Made your own survey: No. [298] Made a Myspace or blog about someone you hate: Not about hate. High School

[299] What’s your principal’s name: Ehh... Rita!

[300] How many times have you been in their office: Never like, punishment.

[301] Do you like the food: Okay, but it was never enough, so I just took the free fruit!

[302] Do they have vending machines in your school: No, but I have on the new one!

[303] What’s your favorite class: Math/Science/butt-hair-class!

[360] Do you watch MTV like it’s a religion: God, no!

[361] Do you like CSI: Yeah, but I don't bother to watch it too often.

[362] Ed, Edd, & Eddy: I used to watch. Guess I was a geek back the, too.


Internet


[363] How often are you on the internet: Way, way, too often!

[364] Do you have dial-up or something else:Broadband, FTW!

[365] What’s your most visited website: DeviantArt.com, Sol.no, VG.no.

[367] Do you like to meet a lot of new people on the internet: Define "a lot".

[368] How many computers do you have: My MacBook, one Thinkpad and my school-laptop (Dell).

[369] Where is the computer you are on right now: My room.

[370] Do you like to play a lot of games: Not much...

[371] Have you ever been to bored.com: No, but it sound like I would fit in there!

[372] Have you ever been in an online relationship: Does picking a random guy and get him to strip on cam before never talking to him count? Didn't think so...

[373] Have you ever had an online fight with anyone: Argument, but not fight. Or, I did have one with one of my real life friends...


Hair


[374] Do you wash your hair daily: Usually.

[375] Do you have a weave: ??

[376] Do you have to use a certain kind of shampoo: Not to get it clean, but if I don't use H&S for a while my scalp start itching like MAD!

[377] Have you ever dyed your hair: Several times, this is the first time I have my natural hair-colour in over a year. It's still a bit light in the tips...

[378] Ever have corn rows: No, but if I had the hair for it I would have tried.

[379] Does your hair turn colors if it gets too much chlorine: Not as far as I know <.< [380] Can you brush your hair dry: Don't have the patience to find it out.

[381] Do you have highlights: No, just a bit at the end.

[382] Lowlights: No.

[383]Do you use anything to make your hair shiny/etc?: No...

[384] Have you ever bleached your hair: Yeah, kinda...


Clothes

[385] Are clothes very important to you: Not very, but I like to look nice.

[386] Do name brands matter: Not a stroodle.

[387] What are you currently wearing: Turquoise socks, black/grey jeans, blue woolish sweater.

[388] Do you love shoes: YES! Heel, boots, sandals, keep it coming!

[389] Do you have clothes for your pets: No, I actually care about them. And they have fur!

[390] A hoodie with shorts, cute or not: Corny!

[391] Is wearing heels with shorts tacky: Depends.

[392] Do you have anything designer: No, not as I know of...

[393] Do you shop at Hollister, American Eagle, ect. a lot: Seeing as I don't think we have them here, no.

[394] Do you dare to wear clothes from Wal-Mart: Socks, maybe.


Sports
(Can't we just skip this?=)
[395] Are you really into sports: Nope, I'm as far away that it's just a little spot in the horizon.

[396] Do you have a favorite team for every sport: Nah...

[397] Do you play sports for your school: Nope. P.E. was barely it.

[398] What’s your favorite sport: Swimming. Haven't you asked that earlier?

[399] Ever tried skating or snowboarding: Yeah! I roxx at falling on my ass!

[400] Would you ever play a boys sport if you were the only girl on the team: If it was indoor bandy, cuz then I would play the legs off them. Literary. 

[401] Do you consider cheerleading and racing sports: Not a sport-sport.

[402] Do you watch a lot of sports on TV: Not if I can avoid it.

[403] Do you yell at the screen if someone makes a play: I wouldn't know if someone did, so no.

[404] What was the last sport you played: "Try not to hit the mouth".



Girly

[405] Are you really into boys: They're okay, but I don't fling myself at them, laughing at things that's not funny etc.

[406] Do you feel the need to look and act like the cheerleaders: In the name of Merlin's most baggy Y-fronts, if I ever do, KILL ME!

[407] Is your hair always perfect: More like never.

[408] How many times a day do you fix your hair or make-up: When I happen to be in the bathroom and looks into the mirror while washing my hands.

[409] Do you have to look in a mirror every time you pass one: Just if I have to check that it's a mirror and not a window. Know I'm retarded.

[410] Are your nails always painted: No, haven't done that in several months. Maybe I should before Christmas...

[411] Are you embarrassed to wear sweats or pajamas out in public: Depends on what it looks like and what "public" adds up to.

[412] Do you call your friends pet names like hun and girlie: No, but we do became a bit silly sometimes.

[413] Do you make excuses so you don’t have to sweat or get dirty: More like I make excuses to get dirty!

[414] Do you always feel left out if you don’t have a boyfriend: Always? No.

[415] Do you go to the tanning bed at least once a month: No, but I should in the winter, by body handles the dark badly.


This Or That

[416] Soda or water: Pepsi max!!

[417] Cartoons or reality: Disney cartoons!

[418] Socks or bare feet: Socks, my feet start cold-sweating if they are bare too long. Unless it's outside.

[419] Cars or trucks: If I'm operating it, a bumper car! But some trucks are downright sexy!... No, I'm not getting any saner.

[420] Sports or pedicures: Pedicures.

[421] Hair up or down: Hard too put it up now. But I dreamt I had long hair, like in seventh grade and it was lovely to have it flowing loose!

[422] Music or TV: MUSIC!

[423] Internet or phone: Internet.

[424] IM or texting: Texting.

[425] MTV or VH1: VH1.

[426] Pink or black: Black.

[427] Green or blue: Green! Always have, always will be!

[428] Red or purple: Red.

[429] Orange or yellow: Orange!! 

[430] Guns ‘N’ Roses or AC/DC: Both, thank you very much!

[431] Math or science: Both again.

[432] Spanish or French: Spanish. But French is funny too, oui! Oui! OUI!

[433] Gym or history: History.

[434] Art or band: Band.

[435] Pens or pencils: Pens.

[436] Mechanical or regular: Mechanical, I guess.

[437] Built in or cap eraser: Ehh....

[438] Yo’ Mama or Wild’n out: Sure....

[439] Hot or cold: Hot, I hate to be cold. Or I hate to freeze.

[440] Spring or fall: Spring, then it's going towards summer!

[441] Summer or winter: Summer, bitch!

[442] Chocolate milk or regular: Regular, but chocolate is nice too!

[443] Rain or snow: As long as it's done properly it doesn't matter.

[444] Your birthday or Christmas: Christmas.

[445] Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi max!!

[446] Burger King or McDonalds: None, 

[447] Lauren or Kristen (Laguna): JAMES BOND!


Magazines

[448] What’s your favorite magazine: Topp?

[449] How many subscriptions to magazines do you have: None.

[450] What are they called: ... -,-

[451] Did you know they have a magazine for pretty much every sport: No wonder, is it?

[452] Do you like to buy stuff out of magazines: Nope, like to test it beforehand.

[453] Have you ever gotten anything published in a magazine: No...

[454] Do you read Seventeen: Nixx.

[455] What are your favorite sections to read?: Don't know...

[456] J-14: ...

[457] Thrasher: ... 

[458] Do you own a lot of magazines: Nah...


Your House

[459] What color are your walls: Grey.... Or green.

[460] Who is in the bathroom the most: Fucky! He loves to sleep in there in the evenings.

[461] Do you have to share your room: Only with the cats sometimes.

[462] Do you have a kitchen and dining room: Yes.

[463] What room are you in right now: My bedroom.

[464] Name all the people who live in your house: Guess!

[465] What street is your house located on: ...

[466] Is that in the ghetto, rich part, ect.: Redneck-country, kinda...

[467] Do all your friends know where you live: Pretty much.

[468] Do you have awesome neighbors: Awesome? It's an old lady and farmer's family.

[469] Do you have a basement: Since that's were I'm now, I hope so.

[470] An attic: Kinda.

[471] More than one bathroom: Yeah, two.


Your town (Lets assume that means a large area!)

[472] Is there a bowling alley: Nope.

[473] A skating rink: Half-pipe at the school.

[474] A Rally’s: I think there is one far into the woods...

[475] More than one Family Dollar: Not even one!

[476] A Marriot: No...

[477] A pool: Yes, two indoor ones.

[478] A ghetto: Too small to get anything like that.

[479] Does your town have a street called Main Street: We don't have anything called street at all!

[480] How many high schools does your town have: Ehh... It the big, big area it's three or four.



Shopping


[482] What’s your favorite store: H&M... 

[483] Do you love shopping for peoples birthdays or Christmas: I'm crap at finding anything, so no.

[484] How many times a week do you go shopping: Weekly? No.

[485] Last thing you bought: Yoghurt for lunch.

[486] Best place to shop for clothes: H&M, decent prices and normal things. But I just grab what i like where I find it XD 

[487] Where do you shop for food: At the grocery market?

[488] Who do you usually go shopping with: My mum, or my friends for lunch.

[489] Do you ever go shopping for specific things: Gah... Yes.

[490] Have you ever gotten a job at a store just so you could get discounts: No.


Would/Are You Ever

[491] Going to have kids: Time will tell!

[492] Get both your nipples pierced: Not likely.

[493] Get a boob implant or reduction: No, they're fine as they are.

[494] Get any kind of plastic surgery: Not unless I really needed it, after an accident or something.

[495] Have your own talk show: Lot likely either.

[496] Kill someone for the chance to live: If it was in self-defense, but I just can't see it happening.

[497] Kill your best friend to have her husband?: Are you stupid?!?

[498] Become a professional singer: Professional, sweet dreams!

[499] Going to get married: Haven't I answered that?

[500] Eat a horse’s poop for 1,000 dollars and a date with the hottest guy in America: No, money isn't important to me and if the guy was something along the lines of The Bachelor, (dadddy's boy with too much money.) I would rather make him eat it!!


Whoo, finished, and it only too me the better part of a week! I have had time, but not the mood and I'm exelent at wasting my time.





Just so you know:

"When life gives you a T-Rex, go karate kick it in the head!"

Monday, December 15, 2008

More christmas-stuff

Crappy day, but this got me up again:

Sunday, December 14, 2008

-.-

You fu... Fu... Fuddled me.

God, I'm funny..... 

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Some music (cuz it's essential for survival!)

First, I know it's a fan-video, but I like it really, really, really, really much:




And now: If you don't even get slightly moved by this, go look for your heart!


That end... :'(  *imitates Timon and Pumbaa* WUOOAAH! 
Actually the whole thing is :'(

-------

Just got home from shopping. Not sure if it was real or just a weird dream. 
Why? It started by the gas being unbelievingly cheap (9 kr, vs usual 11-12!). The we got to the mall it was almost impossible to find a parking spot and we didn't understand why!
Then we got inside and all around, in the stairs and everything people was standing and watching something down in the middle (it's a kind of open-thingy solution so you can look down on the first floor from both 2nd and 3rd.) Then a voice announces, almost making me deaf, that it's a Madcon-concert there. That explains it! 

So I got a picture when I sat down beside a chair and looked through the glass in the fence.


Be jealous, be very jealous. Just kidding!

Bad quality, I know, my phone isn't made to take good photos when I zoom.

It was cool, but I didn't bother to listen to more than the last song, Liar.

Did you think that was all? Nope, I got another chance to doubt my sanity:
*Guy runs up stairs*
Me thinking (yeah, it does happen): Was that Thomas Numme? No, my eyes are fooling me. Or was it? 
My mother (apparently reading my mind): Yes...
Me: Okay, fine, I was starting to worry. *starts to laugh* Yeah... No, really...
My mother: I can never remember who is who of Thomas and Harald.
Me: That was Thomas. *shakes head*
*He keeps going up and down the stair a million times.*
It was just so out of the blue to see him there, but he's just a normal man, so it's not a big deal. 

-------

More music:



Have to put it up now ;D





Martina McBride + Disney = LURVE!!

Cutie:



And of course:


And it isn't the annoying, high-pitched fjortis-version, it's the real song!!


Did I mention I've bought Twilight? So get ready to hear me complain about everything that's wrong/stupid/illogical. Last time I was shopping (before the power cut) they had all but the first one in English and one of them in Norwegian. So I opened one of them and read a couple of lines. 
First thought: It isn't anything like a perfect face. Beautiful, astonishing, yes, but perfect? Perfect?
Second thought: When did vampires get reflections?!?!?!?!?!
And I found out what bugged me about the promo-poster for the movie: It looks incredible Photshopped! Like the persons have never even been in the same room. Ever!

--

Just making this even longer: Dan Radcliffe don't look like himself, and at least not like Harry Potter. In my head he bears a striking resemblance to Michael J. Fox without facial-hair (you can scarcely call it a beard) and with he looks like my father. It's wrong, but I can't help it!! 

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

A-duhh...

KK.no writes that the reason Heidi Klum and Kelly Brook is considered hotter than Victoria Beckham is their long hair.
Hello, I may not love any of them, but I highly doubt that's the reason! One of them is an attention-seeking stick-whore and the two other are women! *hint, hint!*

Fra Dagbladet
- Hun trenger ikke ferier, mat eller hvile og kan jobbe nesten 24 timer i døgnet. Hun er den perfekte kvinne.
Don't even get me started! >8@ (Is that all that matters? Okay, shutting up!)

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Shorty

I've been meaning to write this for some time now: there is a guy at school and I just can't help but think Ron Weasley as good as every time I see him. He's tall, got long arms and fingers, really red-orange hair and slouches a bit (you may have to be ha bit much of a Makani-fan to get that connection).
Other than that not much to say... Spend a couple of hours screami- singing, I mean, with my friend so my throat hurt a bit after that.
And we freaked out her boyfriend a bit, since we have spend way too much time together:
Boyfriend: Alexander may work in English, but not Oliver.
Friend: Of course it does.
Me: Yeah.
Me and friend, perfect in sync: Oliver Twist!
Boyfriend: *truly scared*
Did I forget to mention this was really in Norwegian?
And the reason the names come up was that we all agree that Oliver Alexander is a damn cute name, and none of our names works in English.
I thought about saying something else, but strangely enough decided against it.
Italic is really fun!!

Monday, December 8, 2008

More 'Cockyness

Just watched Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. Genius, of course. 
My favorite character? Mrs. Bundy, the woman who knew all about birds. I just fell for her accent, way of talking and knowledge. (Yes, I just said about the same thing in three different ways.) And she is played by Ethel Griffies... Weird to think about that she was born in 1878 and died 1975, she lived through both world wars, murder of JFK, moon landing and a whole lot of other things.... Let's see what, using a song ;)

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye", Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye, Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev, Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Block, Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron, Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock", Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team, Davy Crockett, "Peter Pan", Elvis Presley, Disneyland, Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev, Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez, Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac, Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai", Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball, Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide, Buddy Holly, "Ben-Hur", space monkey, Mafia, hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no go, U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy, Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo, Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land", Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion, "Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania, Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson, Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex, JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say,Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon, back again, Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate. (And then we are in 1974.)

And I know someone that's gonna sing along XD

Back to Ethel: in the span of 97 years she must have experienced a lot of things. 
And I was sure The Birds was from 1958, but it's from 1963. Where did I get 58 from?
The trailer, that have a really dry humor you don't get half of before you have seen the movie, funny, right?



I think it's hilarious, but I doubt many else thinks so...
Anyway, he got a point, we human have a tendency to take advantage of the world around us. Melanie's fur coat is really a good example, just as the eggs.
Having a talk with him would be... AWESOME!


Something I found on the net and spend a full minute laughing at:










Well, it isn't!
So I took the liberty of making one for girls.










Oh, the joy of Photoshop.

Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the ocean desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them, you reach your destiny.

--Carl Schurz (1829 - 1906)

Ideals are like stars: you can never reach them and if you do, you are going to get seriously burned.
--Me (just now -.-)

My amazing math skills: A guy is born in 1986, therefor he is 6 years older than me, I managed that part. But how old is he? I made it out to be 26, thereby 10 years older than me. Skillz, I know.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Finally!

Belongs to LauriLover86. Original picture.
Someone got it; Emma Watson, okay actress, far from a Hermione!

Saturday, December 6, 2008

I'm seriously starting to doubt my sanity

I knew I was gonna take the 11.15-bus and meet my cousin about 12 o'clock. Still, somewhere along the way I convinced myself I was gonna take the 12.15-bus. Which doesn't go on Saturdays!!
3rd big mistake in 24 hours... (the two other two being not talking to that guy and trying to publish the mega-post without being connected to the net.)
Okay, maybe not that big, bit it's annoying me.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Faen I HÆLvete!!

I had a long post here about the power cut, now I've lost it all............
Stupid as I am I pressed publish before checking that I was connected, it apparently took some time before it followed. *major facepalm*

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Christmas soon?

Rant will come, but first a little quote:
"Weasleys come in two flavors: the Bill model and the Charlie model. And they are both luv." -The Starhorse.
Rant: I should have been sleeping, but I slept 5 hours today, from half past 11 cuz I was really tired and stuff. Why am I tired? Probably because Charlie, Bill, Fred and George are constantly running around in my mind, fucking it up... Not to mention Gideon and Fabian Prewett dropping in often enough.
This have been going on for a while and I have survuved, but now the Phelps-twins have joined in on the fun. GAAH, it's driving me mad!!


And I want christmas to come soon!! In the meanwhile I have to settle for this:

Sitter under korkeken og luktar på blommarna <3
(Yes, it have to be in Swedish!)

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Roxette

".. A finger tip through your hair..." 

In by head Roxette=Remus/Tonks, especially the songs Fingertips. I don't know how that connection has been made, but it's very strong. 

In the version I got of the song you can hear "en, to, tre!" in the start. It's recorded in a studio in Rio de Janeiro, so it's a bit funny to hear them counting in Swedish... 


A question just popped into my head: Are they gonna leave out the Polyjuice and seven Potters in the Deadly Hallows films? 
If they are: Fuck, I was looking forward to that, especially when Bill tells Fleur she doesn't look too bad... Hey wait, was he just sucking up to her or is there something more here? Okay, I'm just kidding about that last bit.
As far as I know they are going to leave Bill out of the movies (I'm sure it's because they didn't find a hot enough actor), but if they're leaving the whole Polyjuice-plot, I'm gonna get mighty pissed! :O



Monday, December 1, 2008

Antz

Yeah, I watched it, with Norwegian voices because I have it on VHS, but the original is on it too. So really I wasn't supposed to rewind it, cuz I was planning on watching it with the original English voices, but I remembered that when I had started rewinding, so... -.-
Anyway, the guy who have the voice of Z in Norwegian, Per Christian Ellefsen, is more known for the movie Elling and I was really happy when I recognized it. He have a funny, insecure, trying-to-be-cool-about-it voice when he wants to!

But it also got me thinking; this is a movie for kids, right?
And this is some of the themes:
- War.
- Death.
- Sex. (Z says something along the lines of "I was going to let you become one of my erotic fantasies.")
- Drinking. (That crazy wasp.)
- More war.
- Cursing. (both 'crap' and 'ass' are mentioned. May not be the worst thing, but when you think about how square a lot of people are about it...)

And you know what else? Weaver is hot: he's brave, he tries to impress the ladies in a cute awkward way, he has a smokin' body, he's.... He's an ant, a fictional ant. Man, why, WHY!!!

And now, some quotes from the movie, easily cut and pasted from IMDb:

Bala: Don't you get it? I was slumming it. I chose you because you were the most pathetic little bug in the joint.
Z: You know, I was going to let you become a part of my most erotic fantasies, but now you can just write it off.

Bala: I've been kidnapped by the village idiot.
Z: Who's the bigger idiot? The idiot, or the idiot who gets kidnapped by the idiot?

Foreman: Look, I got orders, and those orders say dig.
Z: What if someone ordered you to jump off a bridge? You-you...
[Foreman looks thoughtful]
Z: Oh, brother. I'm asking the wrong guy here.

Weaver: Don't you want your aphid beer?
Z: Call me crazy, but I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature.
(In the Norwegian version they say 'butt', this is even funnier!)

Colonel Cutter: She's about yay tall, fairly easy
[pause to make him sound like a pervert]
Colonel Cutter: on the eyes.
(Okay, maybe not pervert, but you know...)

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Just on a Disney-high

You know Sleeping Beauty?
In the Disney-version it ends with her and the prince dancing and her Godmothers constantly changing the colour of her dress and it closes like a fairy-tale book. 
Now, what colour would that dress be in the book, red or blue? My cousin asked me this years ago and I only just remembered it. It's one of life's great mysteries...

And have you seen Antz? It isn't from Disney, it's Dreamworks... Anyway, great movie and I'm afraid I have to watch it now ;)
But how do they know it's eight o'clock? I used to imagine they had this big, black digital alarm-clock with red digits somewhere down there... Not likely that's the truth.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Erm, yes...

I've spend the day at my aunt's baking gingerbread-cookies (Pepperkaker sounds much cooler!) with a bunch of kids ranging from five to eleven in age. It's been noisy. Loud. Fun. Now I'm tired.
And one of my cousin's sons (my aunt is their grandmother, btw) decided I'm now only his new best friend but his girlfriend too. He's one of the youngest there, so I didn't bother to explain to him that we are related so it would be kinda weird. But it will be one helluva story to tell in a ten years time. 

Friday, November 28, 2008

Honestly!

Lawyer: Doctor, before you did the autopsy, did you check if the deceased has a pulse?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check the blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check if he breathed.
Witness: No.
Lawyer: So it is possible that the patient was alive when you started the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was in a glass on my desk.
Lawyer: I see, but is it still possible that the patient was alive?
Witness: Yes, it is possible he was alive and working as a lawyer.
XD

"We're standing on the edge and the time has come to take a big step forward."


And now it's time for me to geek out a bit:

Your result for The Harry Potter Husband Test...

Mrs. Lupin

Your perfect HP man is Remus Lupin.


You like a nice, kind guy with a bit of a fierce streak and you don't mind if he comes damaged. Sure, he may take some convincing since his self-esteem's so low, but once you win him over, you know he's yours for life. Unless of course he has an attack of "I'm not good enough" and runs away, but luckily he's also good at making friends who will push him back into line if necessary.




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This got me clapping my hands together like an idiot, but it's just G-R-E-A-T!!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

People is WEILD!

... Weird, I mean.
I just read about a female politician who would have an abortion if she knew the fetus was going to be handicapped. She also say she should be respected for her choice/opinion, and that's okay, but here's my thoughts on the matter:
- If the child would be able to live an approximately normal life (go to kindergarden/school, have friends, enjoy life!) and I wouldn't suffer as a parent (see my kid being miserable, using all my time and energy on he/she)  I would give birth to it.
- All living things have a right to be just that, living. Natural selection takes the weakest, so I wouldn't go to unreasonable efforts to keep it breathing if that was all it would be (just laying there without having the possibility to... Enjoy life).
- If I didn't know the child was handicapped before it was born or some accident happened, I would still love it just as much. This doesn't mean I would let it live for years on end hooked up to a respirator with no means of communicating with the world around.
- If, let's say (just for the kicks), I first got pregnant and learned it was going to be a handicapped child and took an abortion, then later got a child who died at age five or something, I would greatly regret that abortion. It may be a bit out there, but I think that would be the universe's way of getting back at me... (Okay, gotta stop watching Dharma & Greg.)
- A lot of girls and young women (really women of all ages)  often suffers from psychical problems after an abortion. An I know I would alway look back and ask myself "What if?"

And with that out of the way, my step-father wants me to begin on the pill... Nothing creepy going on, that's just how he is, but my body got enough with the hormones already in it.
And it's only for my own protection, but I think I'll stick to rubber :)








Music mash


A song I have to listen to again and again and again...

Another:

"Your livin' in Americaaa... At the end of the MILENNIAAA!!" 


And every time I hear Roxette I think about Remus and Tonks, It just express their relationship perfectly.
And have you seen the eyes of Stephen Lynch? They're crazy!
Wanna know how to make a relatively smart person feel dumb? Click here!
Other than, not much going on...

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Another weekend has (almost) passed

And tomorrow it's back to school :(

<<-- belongs to The-Starhorse!
This scared my friend, really scared so she screamed! It's one of my many wallpapers (love my macbook) and I pressed F11 so all the windows disappeared to see it and she wasn't prepared for it... So she screamed.

And we did see the 3rd BTTF-movie:
E: Can we watch the last part of the 2nd, because I don't remember exactly what happened.
Me: Yeah, we can watch the last chapter or something. *opens cover, takes out dvd, puts it in. Looks at menu* This looks very much like the first one.
E: Are you sure it isn't the first?
Me: No... *opens cover to check* It is. *changes dvd*
*we watch the last two chapters*
Me: Okay, now I'll try to put in the last one. *opens cover for the upteenth time. Puts in the 2nd. Tries to take out the 3rd, but it's stuck* Come on!
E: Try not yo break it.
Me: I'm trying! Maybe we're just not supposed to watch it...*Finally gets it out!*
*Play movie!*
Me: *Realises the last chapter of the 2nd is the first on the 3rd* And now we get to see this again.

And we laughed at how sexy MJF's butt was in old-fashioned underwear. Or rather at the open button XD





Friday, November 21, 2008

More weird quotes:

E (commenting pic): Diane was alive. Before she died.
Me: So was I.
The cue here is was. XD

Henning Allan (securitas-guy): When I went into my daughter's room, it was so much technical equipment it looked like a launching base for NASA.
Just picture that...

And my all-time favourite:
R: Hermione and Harry is going to end up together, right?
Me(sarcastic): Yeah, and the moon is really made of cheese...

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Back to the...

'80s? 21st century? 1800s?
I just bought a set with the Back to the Future-trilogy. Finally I have them all!!
I bought the first two a year (or something) ago, but they didn't have the third then and now they only had the whole trilogy in one, so I got two of the first and second :O :D
And on friday my friend coming over to watch it, she got hooked when we saw the first two together. It's going to be fun :P especially since the third is my favorite in a lot of ways, so it's a bit ironic that I haven't got it sooner.

Another quote from my (not so) interesting life:
*O.M. gets off the bus*
S: O.M. smokes? He just took up a cigarette? He smokes.
Me: No, it's just a pen. I thought it was a smoke at first too, but it was only a pen.
S: But it looked like a smoke, it really did, and... *keeps on rambling*
Okay, it was funnier in real life, but anyway.... And I only use initials not to give people 
completely away. *Being really paranoid*. And it's names that don't work in English and since that's what I'm writing in, it would just seem stupid and weird.

Hey, I've gone a whole post without mentioning 'penis'.... Crap!

So long. And thanks for all the fish!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Quote of the day

Me: I'm going down again.
Stepdad: Oh, is he online now?
Me: No.
Stepdad: Is he waiting for you to answer?
Me: No.
Stepdad: Are you waiting for him to answer?
Me: No. You know why? There isn't a he.
Me:*realising what I just said. Jumping up and down in frustration.*
Stepdad: Oh, so it's a girl?
Me: No, it isn't a person, it's no one!

That's what happening when you try to use the there is no spoon-logic in real life.
But really, I don't have an online boyfriend. Or girlfriend. I just use a lot of time on useless things. Or write fan-fictions (Somewhere the madness have to get out).
And talking about that: I had a scene playing in my head all day, but when I get home I can't concentrate enough to write it...


I believe I can fly,
I got shot by the FBI,
All I wanted was a chicken wing,
And I stole it from Burger King!


This is partly responsible for the name of this blog:



Monday, November 17, 2008

Another post

*Drum Roll*
No, nothings up, just listening to music. *tatatatatatatata!*

Found some cool pics online, so I don't own any of them ;) <-- LOOK! cute smiley!! 
 I simply love those eyes. Original image belongs to Deisi!

 I got a kinda thing for skeletons now, starting with giraffes. I think this is the exact same pic that is in a book I used to read at my grandmother's. Kinda creepy to find the same drawing on the net, but what isn't on the net, don't exist! :)

Yummi!
Small kitten! May be a manip, but I don't really care, it's funny and kinda scary anyway.



              
I'd click the third, just to see what would happen!



A moment of pure genious:
*Click link*
*Look at top of picture*
E: Is it allowed to have that kind of things on the net?
Me: Over half the web is porn...
*scroll down*
Both: it's a pink ice-cream!
*feel immensely stupid!*
(Yeah, our world doesn't revolve around penises, but when something funny happens, they have a way of sneaking in... Okay, that's wrong, but... Screw it!)



And we had a photoshop-class today. I was finished almost before the teacher was done explaining what we had to do, but it was really basic and I understand that not everyone is a geek and plays around in photoshop all day long. I got a lot of time to make a funny pic at least :D .
And I really impressed a guy with my skills earlier, sometime last week. Know what I did? Used the brush-tool! That proved two thing: don't make things more complicated than it is and Photoshop don't know what looks good, people do!






Sunday, November 16, 2008

More crazyness

You know the drum solo in Green Day's song Minoroty (live in England) and a pic of Bill Weasley is the best that have happened to me this week!!!

FUCK EM ALL!! Love when the audience shout that!!!


I slept over at a friend and you know what she used the WHOLE evening and parts of the night on? Chatting with and talking on a phone with a boy... Yay for me... Oh, well.

And my music taste have changed a bit, I've started to listen to a lot of Eminem and Green Day... Mainly because of Dizzler, it's easy to find new songs and it's sorted by artists... Don't know how to explain it -.-


Plus,  I dreamt about zombies.
It started with Scrub-puffs (someone gotta make them) and moved to be me and Indiana Jones and we stole an Egyptian treasure or something and I thought that that wasn't so hard, but then the zombies appeared,
And how do you kill something undead? Makes it impossible for it to live! so we had to cut them up, my I only remember cutting off they're heads and kicking them pokkerivold (into the woods, in other words). The weirdest was that it was asia zombies... In Egypt. Whic jreally was at my Grandma's.
I have no idea how my brain managed to dream about Indiana Jones and zombies now, I haven't seen any of them in months (movies, of course ).
And I watched some docu about Spielberg today (or parts of it) and there, after I had dreamt about him was it talked about Indiana Jones.
If I have to type Indiana Jones again now, I'm going to go insaaaane!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The worst English class in HISTORY

Honestly, I would rather listen to a crazy Twilight-fangirl compare it o Harry potter for an hour while I was bounded and gagged!
We listened to a cd and at the end I wanted to strangle Mrs Thompson (one of the characters)!
Plus the teacher is as boring as... Binns! And she didn't ask me for the answer for the tasks when I put my hand it the air (she stood in the middle for the frickin' room and I sat at the front,) but when I gave up and put my head down on the book, THEN she had  to notice me and ask. GRR!

Another thing that finally dawned on me: Fred is dead :'(
On the infamous cd it also was a mentoin of "Uncle George", and I thought "Poor George, all alone."
Man, I'm slow, but my friend is slower: She made the grand discovery that the handicap-sign is a man in a wheelchair!

Monday, November 10, 2008

There is...

86 400 seconds in a day. I used 3139.1 of them to listen to caramelldansen.



I know... 


Saturday, November 8, 2008

Eminem

I have been listening to Eminem all day on Dizzler.com.
Now I'm about to turn a bit emo... XD

And I've started writing a kind of story (how long it's going to be, who knows?) and I can't write it without Eminem. Nothing else works, it's something about the feel and mood of the songs...

Friday, November 7, 2008

Hillary Duff's new video


Catchy, but she tries a bit too hart to be sexy like Lindsay Lohan/Britney/Christina Agulera/whatever.
What I mean with this is: Lindsay can easy play on that dirty/bad girl image, but Hillary is more fun-sexy, so the video would be better with a random clip of her laughing.


I made something of a commentary to this. It isn't meant to be just that frame, but the whole sequence.




Thursday, November 6, 2008

=D

o.O



Something funny: a poster-thing on my school:







See what it is??

Don't?




It's the Marauders and Weasley-twins!
Okay, that isn't the original thought, (or is it?) but two almost identical redheads can only be Gred and Forge!! 
And for the other foursome: Black-haired boy with glasses (hard to see it here) holding redheaded girl, other black-haired boy with his arms around them and third brownish-haired boy. It HAVE to be James Potter, Lily Evans/Potter, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin!! (Peter is stuck in a rat trap somewhere.)

And know what I almost shouted out in class yesterday?
"PENIS!"
I don't have some big hang-up about penises, but it was a quiz on the net (I was finished with the tasks and just fooled around) and one of the the questions was "What would you call the male organ?" or something, and the options was "member" and stupid things like that. What's wrong with penis?

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Know what I'm addicted to??

Except cigarettes and Pepsi Max, that is...




Dorky, I know -.-
¨

And this is great!!





While watching this
Me: look!
E: What?
Me:Look! It's a penis!
E: Huh? No it's a fox, with ears and nose!
Me: IT'S THE FIREFOX-ICON, what do you expect!!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Shake that, iTunes game

The Rules:

Put your itunes on shuffle, generate some answers to the following questions, and play along at home! No cheating!


IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Black velvet - Allanah Myles
(Let's try...)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
City of Blinding Lights - U2

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Don't leave home
( Stay or get the F**k away from me)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Stacey's mom - Fountains of Wayne

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
On the air - Draumir
Translation: Going crazy?

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Moonlight Shadow - Mike Oldfield 

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
So What - Pink

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Everybody's changing - Keane 
(It fits)

WHAT IS 2+2?
Creep - Lambretta

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
I'm With you - Avril Lavign

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
False Alarm - KT Tunstall 

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Psycho - Jamie Meyer


WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
You're the only one - Maria Mena 

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Whenever, Whatever - Shakira

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
My Immortal - Evanescence.
( That should have come on the next question.)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Hit 'n' Run - Christian Walz

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
I Love You ALways Forever - Donna Lewis 
(Wait, just have to listen to it!) :dance:

WHAT IS YOU'RE BIGGEST SECRET?
Dragonstea Din Tei - O-Zone


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Walkin' on the sun - Smashmouth

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Down Under - Men at work 

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Lola's theme - Shapeshifters

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Stayce's mom - Bowling for soup.
(I have two versions of the same song)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
This is the life - Amy MacDonald 
( :dance: again :P )

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
We are - Ana

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Patience - Take that :love: 
(That's.... Weird.)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Once upon a December - Anatasia movie


DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Islands in the Stream - Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
(Aparently)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Om - Niklas Strömstedt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6XccDoRKzI
(If you haven't heard it before, do it now! It have a great feel to it)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Single - Natasha Bedingfield
(Partly true)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Shake that - Scooter
(Fitting)

The one's I put a link on is my favourites, go check them if you haven't heard them!

--
 
I have partly given up reading "A shadow on the glass" by Ian Irvine and gone back to The Shamer Cronicles. No-one have heard of it, but it's great!
I only read the parts with Davin and Nico now, the parts with Dina are a bit slower and not so violent. That sounds weird that I like the parts with violence but it's also more action and a bit of psycologic war-fare.
If anyone's interested, they actually have the books in English on Amazon.com (wrong order, but I'm too lazy to fix it):
2 The Shamer Signet
And I'm not crazy, but I cried when Nico DIDN't die. Happy tears of course, but that is one of the few times I cried over a book.