More weird quotes:

E (commenting pic): Diane was alive. Before she died.

Me: So was I.

The cue here is was. XD

Henning Allan (securitas-guy): When I went into my daughter's room, it was so much technical equipment it looked like a launching base for NASA.

Just picture that...

And my all-time favourite:

R: Hermione and Harry is going to end up together, right?

Me(sarcastic): Yeah, and the moon is really made of cheese...