Been a couple of days...

Me typing: Elblow... Eblow... Elbow! Yes, I got it right!

Actually, without my friends I would have a lot less to blog about. Not that that's the only thing I would miss! 

Anyway, quote:

Me: So I have to stand there on the mall from two 'til eight O'clock. (We had some charity event in school.)

E1: Wow, that's like six hours!

Me: *turns towards E2* Did you hear how smart she is, she managed to calculate that it's six from two to eight.

E1: *Sounding a bit like a proud child* Actually I just looked at the clock on the wall, and since it's right above each other, I know it is six hours between them.

Me: Oh, now I thought you had gotten smart and then you ruin it for yourself.

It was pretty cute said of her, really, she sounded so naïve and cute, like a child. Did I mention she sounded like a naïve child in a cute way?

And the same day I had woke up with what can best be described as sex-hair on the side of my head, which I had to share with my friend. When I later talked with her on the phone and said my hip hurt, she pieced together a story about someone coming to my room during the night and shagging me from the side, which she remembered we had seen in a porn once (yes, we do have issues... We were drunk and bored, okay!). But who would have access to my room during the night?

Oh, I know! I was raped by Charlie! God, that's a bad joke and not funny at all -.- In fact very not-funny, since it shows how incredibly pathetic I am.

New song-obsession

Yeah, I move on fast, but The Script = three incredibly talented Irish guys! (The Irish-part is important, cuz Ireland is following me.)

And you know how I have a habit of waking up with a song in my head... Okay, you know now, anyway. 

Today it was Break Even:

Cuz when a heart break, no it don't break even!

This is just yummie, me love it!

And the best part about them, they got a lot of good songs:

The man who can't be moved:

And your heart starts to wonder.... *sigh*

I'm yours:

If someone had sung this (or something similar) to me, I would probably plain out fainted!

Talk you down:

Oh... We're standing on a tiny ledge...

Fall for anything:

Over and over and over...

We cry:

Funny this should be their biggest hit so far (as I see it), it's not what's typical for them. It's more about the love/hate in the world, instead of romantic love. *points upwards to the rest of the post*

I don't think it's that good, to tell the truth.

And I almost forgot, the buss driver yesterday looked like Orson from Desperate Housewives!

Still si-hiick

Had another strange dream, but this was incredibly fun! Like WHOA!

It started with me, my friend and a guy we used to share classes with went down a white, kinda curved staircase, he was kinda chasing/following her and I was following them. Then, when we got down there, I suddenly wanted to dance tango with him, which we don't know how to do and it turned out pretty weird, but we had fun. Then, now the really strange part comes, a guy that looked like a mix of someone at school (he's also kinda my friends neighbour) and Antoinio Banderas came, dressed almost like Zorro, except for the mask and hat, and he had his dark brown hair in a pony-tail that were kinda curled up, so it wasn't possible to see how long it really was. He came behind me and placed his arms around my waist and he knew how to dance, so then we danced, in what looked like a living-room without much space. After the amazing dancing we didn't want to let go of the other and ended up laying on the floor, he on top of me. 

Pretty strange...

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Two random quotes made by my delirious mind:

"I take my men with red hair, freckles and spunk."  Yeah, spunk. Considering I've britified myself over the last few years, that's a really peculiar phrase.

"A zebra can't changed his spots, or however the saying goes." Along the lines of holy toast, eh?

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I've just gained some respect for Robert Pattinson, after seeing this:

I mean, it is so true... And the mention of Edward's looks being orgasmic... XD

...You're wrong when it's right...

Been listening to Katy Perry's hot 'n' cold more or less straight for nine hours now... Not hooked at all! *Shifty eyes*

And I came up with a fun little game, I make three statements of things I've done in that time span, two is true and one is false. Your task is to figure our which one!

Okay, here we go...

1. I've looked for sexy lingerie online.

2. I've read gay porn.

3. I've been to Youtube. 

Lame, I know, but I'm bored!

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Now it's been twelve hours and I still haven't found a different song!

I'm si-hiick!!

I've been ill, coughing and running nose and too tired to even blog or read or listen to music... Really sick, as you see.

But before I got sick we (me and my friend) discovered that walls that look sound-proof isn't always: We sat in the sauna at the gym, discussing our female anatomy and love life pretty loud and at one point we half-faked orgasms because we were "high" after the work-out. Then we remembered that it's only a very thin wall separating the women's and men's sauna.... Embarrasing! Hopefully no one recognised us!

And I slept over at her last night, we were both coughing and blowing our noses all the time, but it was fun! Except that I had a pretty nasty dream... I chased someone, but he was always a little outside my reach and I got really scared, I needed him and in the end I got hold of what I thought was his arm and hold on for dear life. Kinda disappointed when I was waken, clinging to my friend's hand and almost crying. 

Yep, I'm empathetic. Minus the em-part. 

Hey, we're not stupid, it only makes sense if you're singing F-U-C-K me. Which is fine by me, but why try to hide it?

Guess what? Jim Carrey and James Earl Jones have birthday today! Yay for that!

PORNO!

New obsession of me friend! *headbanging*

The guys made the video themselves, which shows (in a good way), I recognise a lot of the iMovie effects. :D

Kinda not-really-good day, didn't get to practice my new hobby :P Better luck tomorrow!

And I broke my new year resolution of not smoking, I have been wanting one for days and when we walked to the bus station I gave in, ran into the gas station and bought a ten-pack. I checked before going in and it was a young dudette at the register, no questions of ID or anything!

But my hands were shaking so damned much I had to get help lighting it. Going to the hospital at the end of the week, taking a test or two in the end to see if I have a muscular dystophia stupid crap-illness. It runs in the family, at the male side so to speak (my aunt haven't got it, but my father, uncle and grandfather had/has it), but you can bet I got it even though I'm a girl. That's just the way things seems to work >.< ! 

On the other side, my shaking shouldn't be caused by that, it isn't one of the things that characterises the illness, which mostly kinda breaks down the muscles. If it turns out it is that, I have to start working out, get really into shape. Gah... But I may be able to sneak a discount of some sort from the government, muahaha!

A part of me hopes it really is Parkinson's Disease or something else that it is medications for, I can't deal with it on my own :(  I'm too much a kid to accept that I have to live with it, much less live with it! Anyway I should read Michal. J Fox's book Lucky man, I've heard it is very good. Plus, he got Parkinson's himself and is a yummi actor. 

So now I'm off to read about PD on Wikipedia before going to sleep so I can harass my school mates t'morrow and not be harassed myself over the phone by my girl-friend, hehe.

Irish=cutest thing in the world!

Watched half of P.S. I love you, but the dvd-player fucked up, then we got the other one and tried watching it on the other TV, but it still didn't cooperate. We ended up watching Wall-E, which is beyond cute, but also scary cuz it's that way we are going!

But what I was going to say, was QUOTING FROM MEMORY:

*A couple, they are kissing and talking*

*He looks down between them, like he have lost something*

She: Do you miss anything?

He: Me balls, they were here a minute ago.

That's just the best bloody line I've heard in a decade and the way he said it... *Swoon!*
I can't help it if I'm attracted to everything that comes reeking in from the British Isles!

Actual thing (From IMDb):

Gerry Kennedy: I'm sorry I said the wrong thing to your mother. God, I still get nervous around her. I still think after nine years she doesn't like me. I know I'm being stupid.
Holly Kennedy: No, you're not being stupid baby. She doesn't like you.
Gerry Kennedy: Really? I kinda thought deep down she really loved me.
Holly Kennedy: No... she doesn't. I was ninteen when we got married. You corrupted me with sex and charm and the longer it takes you to make your fortune the less sexy and charming you are.
Gerry Kennedy: [Gerry starts looking for something]
Holly Kennedy: What? What are you looking for?
Gerry Kennedy: My balls. They were hanging there a minute ago.

Liked my rendering better...

Yeah...

I noticed something in school today: One of the girls in my class is very alike Haley in One Tree Hill, both looks and personality.

Other than that, I keep flipping out... Cuz I'm not smart enough to stop thinking.... Wait. That didn't make sense!

And Angela's Ashes is a great movie, but I'm too tired to write anything about it now.

Learn it the hard way

I've always thought heartache was just a figure of speech, but every time I think about him it feels like an invisible hand is squeezing inside my chest. 

I've cut past the crush and falling in love, I just miss him. Something that never have been and never will be. I would give my left arm even to have a fight with him, just to hear his voice and see his face, be in the same room and tell him he's tearing me apart. 

I can't say it out loud and hardly type it... But I've fallen madly in love with Charlie Weasley.

Madly. I'm not looking forward to classes tomorrow, today I didn't manage to be in them at all. I can't look further ahead, even though I should be happy about a party coming up in the end of the month. An eternity and I don't know if I'll manage to live that long. I'm not thinking about suicide (God, no!), I'll be physically alive, but a part of me, the soul or emotions or whatever, is slipping into a dark hole now.

Seeing as he really is just a fantasy, maybe I just want someone. Someone to hold, kiss, share a bed and thoughts with. Place my hand over his belly-button and listen to his soft laughter.

Three weeks without going insane and I may be on my way... If I manage to stop having so vivid fantasied about him.

You're a song
Written by the hands of god
Don't get me wrong cause
This might sound to you a bit odd   Or crazy
But you own the place  
Where all my thoughts go hiding  you're the first I think of in the morning
And right under your clothes   I wish I could be near you
Is where I find them

Underneath Your Clothes  Just touch you
There's an endless story   Listen to your dreams
There's the man I chose   Even  though it can't be
There's my territory  If only...
And all the things I deserve  I should have some happiness for once
For being such a good girl honey

Because of you
I forgot the smart ways to lie  
Because of you
I'm running out of reasons to cry  Not being with you is the only reason for the tears
When the friends are gone  I don't need anyone else
When the party's over  If I just had you
We will still belong to each other  In my dreams

I love you more than all that's on the planet
Movin' talkin' walkin' breathing
You know it's true
Oh baby it's so funny
You almost don't believe it  It's just silly
As every voice is hanging from the silence  Noise makes me sick, it's disturbing me from wanting you
Lamps are hanging from the celing
Like a lady to her good manners
I'm tied up to this feeling  of misery

And here I am, spilling my guts on the net. Soon I'll think this is the stupidest thing I have ever led myself into believing, but for the time being it's very real.

The light went on!

After reading all seven Harry Potter-books twice, seen the movies and tons of fan-art, I've come to this conclusion:

No one it the world have the faintest idea of what a bolt of lightning actually looks like.

You know...

Vampires suck.... Your blood!

And now for something completely different: Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!! Oui!!! I'm gonna see Cal in less than a week!! Yeah, he's my new obsession which will probably pass within a month.

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I've forgotten how crazy dreams I sometimes have, I looked at what I had written in my dA journal a while ago... This is what I found:

Okay, I got four hours of sleeep, one and a half with the alarm ringing every 7th minute and I waking up with the image of some Black-name in my head.
After an hour I gave up and put it to ring half an hour later. I got up, but I also dreamt that someone (EDIT 2: I think it was James Potter, but I can't remember if it was the 1st or 2nd...) stole my bright pink knickers (they were a part of a 5-pack... Don't tease my underwear!) so I had to go commando and I had a black dress I really had when I was 8 or something. On top of that my USB-pen rang. Yep, it was suddenly my alarm...
And in the end Charlie, to put it bluntly, fucked me up the wall...
I need help o.O 

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AWESOME ANIMATED MOVIES I used to watch at my cousin so often when I was younger, but now I didn't remember what it was called:

Freddie as FRO7:. A google search and 90 min on youtube I've gotten really nostalgic, it's so good! :D It have so many funny stereotypes and parodies it's... Aw, I can't express it, it have to be experienced!

All dogs go to heaven: Also goody, found it by a coincident some time ago. Brings back some memories!

Emotional? Me? Not at all...

Take a look at this painting. Happy, right? Not for me, the first thing I thought about is that one of them is dead. Time to see other people? Think so... And I have some juicy details waiting for me. *Insert wicked laughter*

If you have been stupid enough to read Twilight, or at least parts of it:

That belongs to ElectrikPinkPirate, who simply rocks! Twilight doesn't, it's any bad teen-movie made into a book with bad grammar and some action to make up for the sappiness.

The whole time at the end I was like: Go monkey-ass cliché and have a Romeo and Juliet-ending where she dies, it would be a small victory for the feminists! Instead Edwart (pun intended) comes swooping down from the sky and saves the helpless damsel in distress. *Face -> brick-wall!* 

And the thing that annoys me the most? The grammar! For the love of ice-cream, after punctuation it's capital letter! My old English teacher as good as decapitated us if we forgot something so basic, but here we got a dudette with a bunch of education who still haven't learned it. She should ask for her study money back...

Okay, maybe I'm over-acting now... I'm comparing her to other writers like Rowling and Paulo Coelho, maybe it isn't fair.

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Now I'm definitely crying, just found out John Travolta's son, Jett died Friday. Sure, I didn't really know who he even was, but when a boy the same age as me dies in his own home, I get... Almost angry, why do bad things have to happen to young people?

Oh right, life's bloody unfair!! 

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More fun Copy-pasting! Poking a bit, no, A LOT fun at Edwart.

Why Jacob Black is better than Edward Cullen 

1. He's tall, dark and handsome. (What girl could ask for more)

2. He'll act as your very own hot water bottle. ( XD )
3. He's friendly, funny and charming. (Not to mention he actually has a sense of humour unlike someone we all know.....*cough* Edward *cough*)
4. He's always willing, more than willing to give hugs etc spontaneously.
5. He wont try to suck your blood. ( Thats a definate plus if I'm correct :P )
6. You can have a boyfriend and a pet at the same time. ( XD )
7. You get to do exciting things with him, like riding motorbikes and cliff diving. (This was Jacob, right? Not Sirius?)
8. He doesnt have a pole shoved up his ass. ( XD again.)
9. Bad boy. (speaks for itself in more ways than one. :P )
10. He'll protect you and love you forever, guaranteeing to put a smile on your face every day.
12. He's your own personal sun and sounds like (dare I say it) a great kisser!
14. he's hot (literally)
15. he doesn't say all that frufru, 10-paragraphs-long crap that Edward does. I mean, nobody talks like that in real life!!! It's disgusting
16. He makes Bella happy in a non-creepy/non-hero-worship kind of way!
17. His smile must be infectious.
18. Being with him would be normal, not every moment an "I love you so so so much that it hurts me." (Hear, hear!)
19. He doesn't have dangerous vampire people lurking around, so you're not exposed to people who want to eat you.
20. he'll kick ass to win your heart.
21. he's young, and probably good in bed.
22. How about, HE JUST IS! (XD)
23. He's just so amazingly loveable. period. I am WISHING there is a guy somewhere like good ol' Jacob... sigh...
24. He has the power to lead a pack. Edward has to answer to Carlisle! 
25. He is the fun spontaneous werewolf (!!) ready to run the world for you!
Edward is a overprotecting primadonna... >< class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Thank God!)
28. he eats human food.
29. you don't have to give up your humanity for him.
30. if you have a mishap and get pregnant you wont die.
31. (this is slightly innapropriate) he is most likely better endowed than Edward is.
32.He's not a prude (Hello 110 year old virgin? That's not virtue that's being a prude. Big time!)
33. He's not obssessively controlling. *cough* Edward *cough*
34. Therefore, if you do anything against his wishes, you don't have to always be cringing and nervous about facing his angry, moody silences afterwards.
35. You could of had a normal kid with him instead of a hybrid that grows at an alarming rate and eats her way out of your body.
36. You can have normal conversations instead only "I love you"s and "Don't leave me"s and "Make me a VAMPIRE!!!"s.
37. You don't need to pay big bucks for a mechanic.
38. Doesn't need vampire traits like *cough* Edward*cough* to be attractive. He was likeable before he became supernatural.
39. Hugging him is not like hugging a wall of cement.
40. He can make you laugh. Seriously. Once you get older and all that lovey dovey stuff begins to wear off, humor is what can keep people together.
41. HES MOSTLY HUMAN!
42. He can actually age so you dont have to become a werewolf to love him.
43. He won't force you to marry him *cough, cough* Edward *cough*
44. He's so... WOWZERZ
45. He's got colour (Edward's an oversized chunk of chalk.)
46. He's YAYAYAYAY (Edward's too emo)
47. He's not a refridgerator! (Edward's a chunk of ice)
48 and 49. He's not a dead corpse (Edward is... well... a boring guy)
50. Since when did Edward make Bella laugh? GEEZ!
51. He has long hair that you can put your fingers through. (Mmm...)
52. He's fun! (What do you do with Edward, sit there and be mushy gushy THE WHOLE TIME! That's cool for a little while, but seriously, GET A LIFE! Oh, wait, Edward's dead-ish he can't have a life.)
53. HE'S ACTUALLY ALIVE!
54. Not a freakin old man.
55. He's a werewolf
56. he doesnt talk like he's in shakespeare
57. hes not a tool (sorry edward fans) who worships your every move.
58. you could sleep with him WITHOUT destroying the bed. (But if he did, I mean, that would be a helluva shag!)
59. you dont have to go thru burning in firie pain to be with him and have his baby
60. he'll care for u but make u laugh.
61. He's not afraid to get dirty!!! 
62. He doesn't eat raw animals ( "Sorry Bella, I have deer blood breath!" "Why, its okay Edward Dear!!!")
63. He wouldn't let his wife name their child Renesme!!! ("Oh, what to name the poor child? Lets mash together the names of our mother-figures, that have to work!" >.>)
64. You cant really break him, you can hurt him, but he heals super fast!!!
65. He's flamboyant and a walking ball of sunshine
66. He's got abbs, very nice abbs. (*Drool.*)
67. he smiles a lot. :D (*Drool more.*)
68. Real men don't sparkle!
69. HE NEVER GAVE UP!
70. You wouldn't have to give up living for him.
71. He's warm! Who wants to hug a block of ice all the time?

And now the movie: Why do all the promo pics look so badly photoshopped? Annoying, annoying!

Why is everyone so turned on by Robert Pattinson? I actually find him to be kinda plain-looking, just average. The one everyone should be drooling over is Cam Gigandet, the guy who plays James. 

Time to put up a list of his awesomeness:

1. Ponytail! And rocking it. Too bad Rowling's being a bitch, he would make the perfect Bill, but since he's American it can't be done.  Anyway, I love men who looks good with long hair so now I'm gonna drag my friend with me to the movie theatre!!

2. Eyes! Click on it so it gets big and look!  Those are expressive! And red, kinda cool that too ;) This isn't just true in Twilight, check this!

3. Bad boy! The goody-two-shoes gets incredibly boring fast, too bad it's his face that's in focus there. Another one, the only reason you may say I kinda want to be in Bella's shoes.

4. Body! Excuse me while I pick up my jaw from the floor.

5. Smile! This made me go "Aah!" :D This made me smile myself.

6. Humour! He doesn't seem take himself too serious. God, I love that interview! And the snarl.

Do I have to say any more? Yeah, I do, but it's about something a bit beside him (literally).

 Good pic of his gang... Now, I don't call that olive coloured, I call it black! And why is the entire fucking movie business unable to make red hair?!?