Actually, without my friends I would have a lot less to blog about. Not that that's the only thing I would miss!
Anyway, quote:
Me: So I have to stand there on the mall from two 'til eight O'clock. (We had some charity event in school.)
E1: Wow, that's like six hours!
Me: *turns towards E2* Did you hear how smart she is, she managed to calculate that it's six from two to eight.
E1: *Sounding a bit like a proud child* Actually I just looked at the clock on the wall, and since it's right above each other, I know it is six hours between them.
Me: Oh, now I thought you had gotten smart and then you ruin it for yourself.
It was pretty cute said of her, really, she sounded so naïve and cute, like a child. Did I mention she sounded like a naïve child in a cute way?
And the same day I had woke up with what can best be described as sex-hair on the side of my head, which I had to share with my friend. When I later talked with her on the phone and said my hip hurt, she pieced together a story about someone coming to my room during the night and shagging me from the side, which she remembered we had seen in a porn once (yes, we do have issues... We were drunk and bored, okay!). But who would have access to my room during the night?
Oh, I know! I was raped by Charlie! God, that's a bad joke and not funny at all -.- In fact very not-funny, since it shows how incredibly pathetic I am.
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