Sick world

Sick story: ‘Feral’ child barks and hisses, raised as a pet.

Just read it, it's almost hilarious, except I feel sorry for the girl. I don't really have anything more to say. Sick world...

On a completely different note, one of the world's greatest mysteries: How do Wolverine wipe his butt?

With those claws I just have to ask. Poor guy... Sexy though, even if the sideburns is a bit on the wild side.

I'm back!

And here I was, thinking drinking included swallowing...

Packing out of my bag and found:

- Umbrella, hand-lotion, lip gloss and condoms from Easter.

- Empty bottle of Pepsi Max from today. (Remark: with the warning!)

- One DVD me and my friend watched today.

- One VHS of Friends season 1 ep. 13-16 (my friend had accidentally bought two of the same.)

- Half-full pack of cigarettes and lighter.

- Common rubbish like recites and such.

Needless to say, I should clean up in it more often. XD

So, as you may have guessed, I was at my friend's today. Have hardly seen each other in two weeks, so we had a lot of silly fun, which turns into quotes here:

I start waving my hands in flying-motions.

Both, in complete unison: I believe I can fly...

E: Ehh... That wasn't planned.

*Breaks down in laughter*

E *playing with a small table with her legs*: It's gonna tip soon...

Both: I know!

*Laughter again*

And it was one last thing, but I forgot about it again, sorry.

Anyway, we are pretty alike, you could say. I'm starting to worry if one of us is gonna lose an ear soon. (Stupid reference no one got anyway.) We are almost like twins sometimes, then we have a five second fight, then we're back. It's almost scary. Plus, we established I'm most likely the boy in the relationship, if we are a couple, which we aren't, really.

I think that's all from my life now. Wait!

Got a rather funny review over at FF.net (go on, call me a geek, watch me care!):

From: orgn4odvn ()
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i am SO CONFUSED. waht the hellis going on? why is everyone a vegetable and
taking shots and wiping each other's bums? what is going on?
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It's just so.... Okay, in my little, pathetic mind it's hilarious, but I'm laughing more at myself, just so that's said.

It's a disturbing net

Been goofing off around on UrbanDictionary.com and just about anything can be related back to sex, poop, alcohol or drugs it seems like. 

Just everyday words like cheesecake, butterfly and Percy take on a whole new meaning, just to mention a few. I recommend checking out the last one, makes me feel sorry for Percy Weasley at the same time I can't stop laughing.

Soon listened to Messing with my head 300 times. Can't be healthy, but I'm truly addicted... I'm strange, I know that.

Food? Sleep? Do I need that?

Eaten next to nothing this past two days, not good. Yesterday was because I was at Snadra and left my wallet at home so I even had to borrow money to the bus from my step-father, who drove. Good I took twice as much as I really needed, cuz a certain friend was once again out of money. Had enough for an ice-cream, (you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!) which we shared. Mouth-to-mouth-sharing with her was one of the strangest things I've ever done, must have looked as if we were mid in a heavy snog.

Today... Well, I went to bed when most people get back up. Yes, I know it's idiotic! So I was awoken half a minute before we  had to leave for the dentist. Anesthesia meant I couldn't eat something for three hours, technically, but I ignored that and ate something before I went back to bed to sleep off the numb feeling in my cheek. Woke again when it had, so now I've thrown down some painkillers and now I'm waiting for the oven to get warm enough for my pizza.

And smoking with half your cheek and lower lip gone is hard!

Good thing I'm home alone,  because upon seeing this I... Acted very strange! It's a short clip of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. I think I may had a very legitimate fangasm. God, when I actually see this I pity the others in the theatre, I'm gonna act so strange and make such an arse of myself! XD

And I found the coolest name ever: Dan Gurewitch. Say it fast enough and it turns itno Dangerwich! "Hey, wanna grab a beer with me and the Dangerwich?" XD I'm easily entertained. 

While we're talking of Dan, me and my friend wanted to go for a swim yesterday because it was so bloody hot outside, so we tried thinking of who had a car and maybe could drive us. All we came up with was Dan the Man (not me giving him the nickname), but "skinny-dipping with Dan the Man" wasn't something we wanted to proceed with after all. We're still in the giggling-ages every now and then and Dan is... Well, not bad-looking and we would act as thirteen-year-old idiots.

New obsession

Found it by an accident and now I can't stop listening! It's just fucking great!

Talking about obsessions, still haven't seen Twilight, and thereby not Cal. *Pout*

I have two movies at home now, one I've seen half of, another one I've promised to see with my friend. *hint, hint!*

Ready to laugh? Click here! I know it seems like a trap, but it is just a link to a picture, I swear! You're skeptical? Well, stingrays fly! Just click and see for yourself! I laughed at least.

Seen it now? I wasn't messing with you, it's proof we're doomed! XD

Okay, riddle-time!

- It's redheaded.

- It's british.

- It's (obviously) sexy.

It's frickin' Prince Harry!

Yes, silliness increases by seventy percent every hour awake.

But you can't bloody deny that's a sweet smile!

AHH! Crisis! We're out of Marlboro and I have to smoke Prince Rounded Taste! Ah, someone help me!

Then again, I'd rather smoke something I don't like than not smoke at all. Go figure.

Rybak strikes again

Heard Rybak's new song. Want my honest opinion?

I can't stand it!

When I heard the first line I just went "you gotta be kidding me!"

No, not a fan of him, I must say. I let it go for a while longer, but after two minutes it was enough! Enough, I say!

Okay, on to happier things. Favorite Monty Python sketch:

Ever! Or maybe except the French knight and those coconuts, it's a close tie.

GOOOOOOONE!

Starting to feel better now.

Some of his own medicine

Remember I was really pissed at a guy for not answering me and cutting all contact after I visited his? I'm accidentally giving him some of his own medicine, my phone have been off or I haven't had it with me for a few days now, and he's tried to ask me to "drop by". Like it's right around the corner and not almost four hours away!

Men are strange.

PS: tooth-pulling is Tuesday, I wrote wrong.

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Have I mentioned I call the strangest thing sexy? Cars, motorcycles, whatever. 

And according to my friend, elephants are hot too!

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