Been a couple of days...

Me typing: Elblow... Eblow... Elbow! Yes, I got it right!

Actually, without my friends I would have a lot less to blog about. Not that that's the only thing I would miss! 

Anyway, quote:

Me: So I have to stand there on the mall from two 'til eight O'clock. (We had some charity event in school.)

E1: Wow, that's like six hours!

Me: *turns towards E2* Did you hear how smart she is, she managed to calculate that it's six from two to eight.

E1: *Sounding a bit like a proud child* Actually I just looked at the clock on the wall, and since it's right above each other, I know it is six hours between them.

Me: Oh, now I thought you had gotten smart and then you ruin it for yourself.

It was pretty cute said of her, really, she sounded so naïve and cute, like a child. Did I mention she sounded like a naïve child in a cute way?

And the same day I had woke up with what can best be described as sex-hair on the side of my head, which I had to share with my friend. When I later talked with her on the phone and said my hip hurt, she pieced together a story about someone coming to my room during the night and shagging me from the side, which she remembered we had seen in a porn once (yes, we do have issues... We were drunk and bored, okay!). But who would have access to my room during the night?

Oh, I know! I was raped by Charlie! God, that's a bad joke and not funny at all -.- In fact very not-funny, since it shows how incredibly pathetic I am.

New song-obsession

Yeah, I move on fast, but The Script = three incredibly talented Irish guys! (The Irish-part is important, cuz Ireland is following me.)

And you know how I have a habit of waking up with a song in my head... Okay, you know now, anyway. 

Today it was Break Even:

Cuz when a heart break, no it don't break even!

This is just yummie, me love it!

And the best part about them, they got a lot of good songs:

The man who can't be moved:

And your heart starts to wonder.... *sigh*

I'm yours:

If someone had sung this (or something similar) to me, I would probably plain out fainted!

Talk you down:

Oh... We're standing on a tiny ledge...

Fall for anything:

Over and over and over...

We cry:

Funny this should be their biggest hit so far (as I see it), it's not what's typical for them. It's more about the love/hate in the world, instead of romantic love. *points upwards to the rest of the post*

I don't think it's that good, to tell the truth.

And I almost forgot, the buss driver yesterday looked like Orson from Desperate Housewives!

Still si-hiick

Had another strange dream, but this was incredibly fun! Like WHOA!

It started with me, my friend and a guy we used to share classes with went down a white, kinda curved staircase, he was kinda chasing/following her and I was following them. Then, when we got down there, I suddenly wanted to dance tango with him, which we don't know how to do and it turned out pretty weird, but we had fun. Then, now the really strange part comes, a guy that looked like a mix of someone at school (he's also kinda my friends neighbour) and Antoinio Banderas came, dressed almost like Zorro, except for the mask and hat, and he had his dark brown hair in a pony-tail that were kinda curled up, so it wasn't possible to see how long it really was. He came behind me and placed his arms around my waist and he knew how to dance, so then we danced, in what looked like a living-room without much space. After the amazing dancing we didn't want to let go of the other and ended up laying on the floor, he on top of me. 

Pretty strange...

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Two random quotes made by my delirious mind:

"I take my men with red hair, freckles and spunk."  Yeah, spunk. Considering I've britified myself over the last few years, that's a really peculiar phrase.

"A zebra can't changed his spots, or however the saying goes." Along the lines of holy toast, eh?

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I've just gained some respect for Robert Pattinson, after seeing this:

I mean, it is so true... And the mention of Edward's looks being orgasmic... XD

...You're wrong when it's right...

Been listening to Katy Perry's hot 'n' cold more or less straight for nine hours now... Not hooked at all! *Shifty eyes*

And I came up with a fun little game, I make three statements of things I've done in that time span, two is true and one is false. Your task is to figure our which one!

Okay, here we go...

1. I've looked for sexy lingerie online.

2. I've read gay porn.

3. I've been to Youtube. 

Lame, I know, but I'm bored!

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Now it's been twelve hours and I still haven't found a different song!

I'm si-hiick!!

I've been ill, coughing and running nose and too tired to even blog or read or listen to music... Really sick, as you see.

But before I got sick we (me and my friend) discovered that walls that look sound-proof isn't always: We sat in the sauna at the gym, discussing our female anatomy and love life pretty loud and at one point we half-faked orgasms because we were "high" after the work-out. Then we remembered that it's only a very thin wall separating the women's and men's sauna.... Embarrasing! Hopefully no one recognised us!

And I slept over at her last night, we were both coughing and blowing our noses all the time, but it was fun! Except that I had a pretty nasty dream... I chased someone, but he was always a little outside my reach and I got really scared, I needed him and in the end I got hold of what I thought was his arm and hold on for dear life. Kinda disappointed when I was waken, clinging to my friend's hand and almost crying. 

Yep, I'm empathetic. Minus the em-part. 

Hey, we're not stupid, it only makes sense if you're singing F-U-C-K me. Which is fine by me, but why try to hide it?

Guess what? Jim Carrey and James Earl Jones have birthday today! Yay for that!

PORNO!

New obsession of me friend! *headbanging*

The guys made the video themselves, which shows (in a good way), I recognise a lot of the iMovie effects. :D

Kinda not-really-good day, didn't get to practice my new hobby :P Better luck tomorrow!

And I broke my new year resolution of not smoking, I have been wanting one for days and when we walked to the bus station I gave in, ran into the gas station and bought a ten-pack. I checked before going in and it was a young dudette at the register, no questions of ID or anything!

But my hands were shaking so damned much I had to get help lighting it. Going to the hospital at the end of the week, taking a test or two in the end to see if I have a muscular dystophia stupid crap-illness. It runs in the family, at the male side so to speak (my aunt haven't got it, but my father, uncle and grandfather had/has it), but you can bet I got it even though I'm a girl. That's just the way things seems to work >.< ! 

On the other side, my shaking shouldn't be caused by that, it isn't one of the things that characterises the illness, which mostly kinda breaks down the muscles. If it turns out it is that, I have to start working out, get really into shape. Gah... But I may be able to sneak a discount of some sort from the government, muahaha!

A part of me hopes it really is Parkinson's Disease or something else that it is medications for, I can't deal with it on my own :(  I'm too much a kid to accept that I have to live with it, much less live with it! Anyway I should read Michal. J Fox's book Lucky man, I've heard it is very good. Plus, he got Parkinson's himself and is a yummi actor. 

So now I'm off to read about PD on Wikipedia before going to sleep so I can harass my school mates t'morrow and not be harassed myself over the phone by my girl-friend, hehe.

Irish=cutest thing in the world!

Watched half of P.S. I love you, but the dvd-player fucked up, then we got the other one and tried watching it on the other TV, but it still didn't cooperate. We ended up watching Wall-E, which is beyond cute, but also scary cuz it's that way we are going!

But what I was going to say, was QUOTING FROM MEMORY:

*A couple, they are kissing and talking*

*He looks down between them, like he have lost something*

She: Do you miss anything?

He: Me balls, they were here a minute ago.

That's just the best bloody line I've heard in a decade and the way he said it... *Swoon!*
I can't help it if I'm attracted to everything that comes reeking in from the British Isles!

Actual thing (From IMDb):

Gerry Kennedy: I'm sorry I said the wrong thing to your mother. God, I still get nervous around her. I still think after nine years she doesn't like me. I know I'm being stupid.
Holly Kennedy: No, you're not being stupid baby. She doesn't like you.
Gerry Kennedy: Really? I kinda thought deep down she really loved me.
Holly Kennedy: No... she doesn't. I was ninteen when we got married. You corrupted me with sex and charm and the longer it takes you to make your fortune the less sexy and charming you are.
Gerry Kennedy: [Gerry starts looking for something]
Holly Kennedy: What? What are you looking for?
Gerry Kennedy: My balls. They were hanging there a minute ago.

Liked my rendering better...