You know you're drunk when...

... You can't stand up straight.

... You can't find your own arse with both hands.

... Capt'n Jack Sparrow is making perfect sense.

... You re-open a blog left dead for nine months. Hasn't it been more?

Queen of...

*Entering bedroom*
Me: So, did you catch him?
E: Who?
Me: The guy who set off the bomb.

A small hint of how "tidy" it was there. You know, there isn't any law against at least organising the chaos.
Well, I'm not one to talk, it's hard to tell the table down in my room is in fact glass and see-through. Don't worry, though, all the dust is covered by a thick layer of books, sketch book, and clothes, all of which should have been put away... But it is rather organised, I know where everything is!

With that being said... P.S. I love you is the best movie since ever and I pray God I won't turn into Holly on the beginning there! Honestly, with that show of woman-ness makes me doubt I have ovaries, at the same time make me so lucky to have them so I will (hopefully) not have to deal with an over-emotional wife in the future. I'd much rather deal with a Gerry-ish husband, minus the dying-of-brain-tumor part. Nice!

And it's not wrong to listen to Christmas songs now, is it? Cuz I'm obsessed with Fairytale of New York, hence the title.

I'm fine, I'm fine, just scaring the shit out of myself by accidentally saying "bloody hell" in an extremely British accent in the middle of the night...

Title not necessary

XD

Fun on google maps!

Fraser Park in Inverness. I have a strange need to go there... XD And there's an airport in Inverness, too... *Planning*

I might just move there. :P

FML?

"Today,i woke up at 4. a.m, suddenly remembering that i had an end-of-term test for math. I jumped out of bed, revised for 3 hours, then looked at the calendar, and realised that i had had the math test yesterday, a friday, and today was saturday. FML"

More like "Hello, real-life Hermione Granger!" than "FML" if you ask me. Get a frickin' sense of humour! XD

Time to blag!

Yes, I just came up with a new word combining "blog" and "brag", I'm such a genius!

Well, on to the topic: I'm going away on a lovely hospital stay for at least four weeks, jolly me, but two things lightens it a bit: I got An Echo in the Bone in the mail today, and got a "good luck" wish from James Phelps via Twitter. I feel a bit important now, hehe.

This is apparently not something a seventeen year old girl wants to be compaired to. I can't see the problem in that, except twincest is wrong...

Age does not matter

Kilted men are sexy no matter what!

Our soundtrack

Because I'm bored and have slept four-five hours last night! XD


Don't know where this would fit in, but goodness, is it true!


Okay, don't know where this'll go either, but it's too good to pass up ;) If you change Denmark with Scotland, then we're getting somewhere!


Fine, this is turning into just a bunch of random songs, I'll get back on track soon...


Cuz you know that's how we feel! XP


For when you're having your kid with Zefron! Or Gerry or whoever you currently plan on shagging...


For the next time you plan on laying on the edge and leave room for a whole other frickin' person between us!


Can hardly listen to this without beginning to cry and, well, I'm the DJ here now, so then I'm taking it.


Didn't think anything else, did you? :P


Us in ten years, trust me!


Have to be a bit educational too, you know. XD

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Complete unrelated, but very cute! Especially the Belfast one!

Sometimes we're genius...

... Sometimes we're not.

E: What's the opposite of disappear?

Me (slightly annoyed): Appear!... Honestly, you just remove the dis...

Swine flu

Chaos in the Ukraine? I wouldn't call 60 dead a crisis, there's more people being kicked to death by donkeys yearly, if I'm not greatly mistaken. 200,000 ill isn't exactly great, I'm not saying that, especially with 7,500 of them being commited to hospital, but honetly! It's complete hysteria!

Compared to the Spanish Flu of 1918/1919, which killed between 40-100 million people, I think we can calm down a tad! The bacon cold isn't even close to the asian flu, (which killed between 1-4 million people), having a total killing rate of just over six thousand as of today. And the common flu kills a minimum of four thousand every week.

They have been shouting dead and doom and all hell's fire on us with SARS and avian flu and god knows what else for years now, and I don't know about you, but I'm still alive.

So can we just calm the fuck down, everyone!?!

In Scotland?

And I just realised the trouble with kilted men and bathroom signs...

You're welcome!

And that my dear friend, is how you know the world is coming to an end.

What the bloody hell?

Why is he wearing underwear? Let alone boxer-shorts! Blasphemy, I tell you, BLASPHEMY!

Charlie in the movies

They are apparently bothering to put him in Deathly Hallows after all and I must say the actor is growing on me, now that I've seen a better picture of him.

Inside your head / on the floor

"Of course it is happening inside your head...but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" - Albus Dumbledore
I'm gonna slam that in the face of my psychiatrist!

No, I'm not, but it shows that I'm at least not more delusional than Rowling, right? Right?!?

And we were talking about how to spell dyslexia, cuz E sent me a text here a while ago where she had spelled it "dysilexia" or something like that...
E: Don't you hear that silent I?
Me: No, I don't hear silent Is, honey!

But I do hear silent Hs, as in  "honestly". Honestly, I do!

And we shared a bed, since we're too lazy to find a mattress and she insisted on sleeping outmost, even though she constantly either throws down her covers or falls out herself...
Me: Come a bit closer here, then, so you don't fall out.
E: Yeah, I'm just gonna turn over here. *Thunk!*
Me *leaning over the edge to see her sprawled out on the floor, shaking with laughter*: Did you survive?
E: Yes, but I hit my foot!

Problems, if you ask me. XD

Bloglovin'

Now I'm actually on bloglovin! Wasn't my idea though, but maybe someone else will get lost in the jungle of blogs and discover how stoopid my humour is at times.

Also, it's the big Twin Talk days now, I don't know how many things we've (me and E) have said together the last few days... One of the funnier had to be after dinner and we both looked at each other and "Thanks for the food!" in complete sync. Yay pizza, by the way!

Cake!

Alternatively: I bought a cupcake for us to share, but you ate the whole damn thing!

Yes, "share" is not in someone's dictionary. Just as "eat up or the others will take all the cake" isn't in someone elses. But I did get cake today! That's what grandmothers are for! :D

Talking of, the strangest thing happened! My Grandmother have actually bought a spinning-bike now and have it in the room where I dreamt she had it! Freaky! But it did not play music and my admirer did not show up, which is good all the same, I'd get scared out of my skin if he had managed to track me down. On the other hand, he is Irish... Well, it wouldn't be the best of timings, with me being at my grandparents. Hm...

And it is apparently more flattering to be compared with Hagrid than your boyfriend's ex. Go figure...  XD