Ordinary Day

 

Woke up to this today, which was pretty damn good. Laid in the bed, face halfway down in the pillow and sang with it. So then it just remains to wait and see if this day is ordinary.

Did I mention my and me friend spontaneously began singing Tailor Swifts' Our Song here the other day? Our life turn into a frickin' musical sometimes... I'll post the soundtrack one day.

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Ordinary day, my arse!

A lot have happened the last ten hours. It all started when I took the three-buss to my friend. At first it was all ordinary, we talked and was on the net and I reminded her about a song I had to show her and she said it was no wonder I found it, since the video was a Charlie Weasley-fan-thing, but it's the only good version on Youtube!

Then at six o'clock we went out to meet a guy, OM, cuz he was going to buy some drink for us for the weekend. Still not far from ordinary. We met one of his friends, S, and the madness began!

OM had great fun tickling my friend, E, which S soon joined in on, but they were both disappointed I wasn't ticklish. At last S found my ticklish spots, right under my arms and my tits. I ended up squirming on top of him.

Heads home for OM and some alarm-bell should have gone off with us girls, but dammit, we were horny! (Well, I was, at any rate...) Tickling continues, several are groped and my boobs are not left alone. 

After a while clothes starts coming off and the guys had a little competition of who had come the furthest, whereas at one point I commented, "they're boys, of course it's a competition!"

Me and S 'won' and he found a condom and E is slightly flustered at what we're doing.

Me: Good luck finding that hole, it's easier to find Atlantis!

But turned out we had luck and, well, I had sex with my best friend watching. Strangely that doesn't freak me out...

E: Are you okay?

She asked that while we were frickin'  trying to shag! And yes, I was very okay.

At some point I and S moved to couch, the bed was getting too small and we changed to me riding him.

E (calling from the bedroom): Are you okay?

Me *panting*: Yeah...

*Keep going for a while*

E: Sure you're okay?

Me *still panting*: Yes!

S: How's it going with the two of you?

*No answer, just silence. I keep riding.*

E *standing in the doorway*: Hi...

Me *annoyed, stopped and turned to her*: Hi. Go back now.

E: No.

Me: Okay. *Starts riding again.*

E: Now I'm going back!

By a miracle it was quiet from her for a while.

E: You're gonna miss the ten o'clock bus.

Me *stops again.*: Oh?

OM: Yeah, it's four to now. You can make it, but...

Me: Nah... *More interested in shagging.* I'll just call my Mum. *Gets stuck with that image in my head.* Just give me a moment here... *Tries catching my breath before continuing.*

Then we stopped because OM asked what boxers S had, cuz he was trying to find his own and we went back to the bedroom, someone with his dick standing straight up.

Me: Okay, where is my jeans? *Goes through the heap between the bed and wall.* Ah, come on, I need it.

E *with a freaked-out expression.*: Oh my God, I dreamt this! We had sex and then you couldn't find your trousers! It's just like the dream!

Me: Okay...

S rummaged a bit in the heap now on the bed and finds both his t-shirt and my jeans. We got dressed and ready to leave and well...

Me: I have the feeling I've forgot something. *Feels to check I have my bra, top, knickers, jeans, phone, etc.* Hmm...

E: Only your virginity.

Me *dryly*: Ha-ha.

Then we went home and I have a couple of more quotes, but I'm too tired to post them right now, I'm worn out after this extraordinary day... Riding is hard work, dammit!

Oh, no, wait, E called one of my jeans buttbling cuz it have these gems on the back-pockets.

Nighty.

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Just cuz I really should be getting to bed:
BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea
[ ] You know what a brolly is
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast
[x] You dislike EMOS! almost as much as you dislike chavs
[x] It's football...not soccer

Total = 4

AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip flops all year
[] You love a backyard barbie
[x] You know a barbie is not just a doll
[x] You love the beach
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned
[] You're a bit of a bogan
[] You have an australian accent

Total =3

ITALIAN
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes/made her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes like.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color
[ ] You can speak italian
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total = 5

MEXICAN
[] You say member instead of remember
[] You can speak Spanish
[x] You like tacos
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You have tanned skin
[] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are

Total = 2

RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon
[x] You get short tempered
[] You know of somebody named Natasha
[x] You get cold easily
[] Rain is fun for you
[x] You get into contests all the time
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather

Total= 3

IRISH
[x] You love to drink
[x] You have a bad temper
[] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O'
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair
[x] You have/had freckles
[/] Your family get togethers always include drinking and/or singing

Total = 5.5

AFRICAN-AMERICAN
[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair
[] You like rap
[] You know how to shoot a gun
[] You think President George W. Bush is racist
[x] You like chicken
[x] You like watermelon
[] You can dance.
[] You can ‘sing’ gospel

Total = 2

ASIAN
[] You like rice a lot
[/] You are good at math
[] You have played the piano
[ ] You have family from Asia
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes, typhoons
[] You go to Baulko

Total = 1.5

GERMAN
[x] You like bread
[] You think American Chocolate is good
[] You speak some German
[x] You know what Schnitzel is
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2"

Total =4

CANADIAN
[] You like/play/played hockey
[] You love beer
[x] You say eh
[] You know what poutine is
[] You speak some french
[] You love Tim Horton's
[] At one point you lived in a farm house
[x] You watch/watched degrassi

Total = 2

AMERICAN
[] Hate foreigners
[] Hate non-Christians
[x] Lazy
[] Not cultured
[x] Dislike abortion
[] Love the death penalty
[] Don't read
[] Shop at walmart
[] Think this bulletin is rather biased

Total = 2

EGYPTIAN
[] You love taameya and foul
[] You always manage to buy something for 10% of the original price
[] You've never seen traffic lights before
[x] You don't mind if someone arrives late
[] You say insha allah after about everything
[] When you ask someone to wait a moment you make a 'crocodile' gesture with your hands while saying 'shwaya shwaya' or 'di'i'a wahda'
[x] You know a minute does not have to be 60 seconds
[]You hate the president

Total = 2

Random

If canon can't give you headaches, trust fan-speculations to do it... I'm sitting here and almost crying because HPL can't get that Charlie was born in 1972 and therefor out of Hogwarts before Ron arrived! Is it so frickin' hard?!?

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Quote:

I mean, voldemort is the stupidest form of life on earth...

XD

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Ever thought about, if you jumble up the letters in 'smile' you get 'slime'?

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List your top ten favourite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1. Bill Wealsey
2. George Weasley
3. Tonks
4. Hermione Granger
5. Minerva McGonagall
6. Ginny Weasley
7. Harry Potter
8. Ron Weasley
9. Remus Lupin
10. Charlie Weasley

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
McGonagall & Charlie - No, and I'm not gonna look for it!

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Tonks - Absolute passable and funny.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Bill & Ginny - That'll be a miracle! Can we switch it around? Creepy, but it's a gazillion and one fics about them in that way.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Remus - Yes, several. To pick one at the top of my head, it was a slash with Sirius.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Harry & George - Well, not the worst that could happen, but no, not really.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Hermione & Ron or Hermione & Remus: Hermy and Ronni-kins, of course!

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Harry, Ron & Tonks - Merlin knows... 

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
George & Ginny - After losing his twin George seeks comfort with his only sister, plus six words.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Bill & McGonagall - (Sorry, I can't wrap my mind around what that would be about... It's too strange!)

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Hermione & Bill - Why she would do that is beyond me, except maybe to get Ron to open her eyes, but... She would probably ask him about Egypt and the bank and seemed really impressed with everything.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
Harry & Remus - I know it's out there, but I have no desire to investigate further!

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Charlie - Erm... Hard to choose... Maybe Messing with my Head by Tinted Windows since I was obsessed with it a week ago... Or Have A Nice Day by Bon Jovi.

14. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven? What about nine?
Harry, Remus - How would I know?

16. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
George, Tonks & Ginny - Warning: May permanently get stuck in your head as the strangest thing you've read!

17. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Ron & McGonagall - You couldn't help me get the swish and flick right? (Think dirty if you must, but I didn't realise before it was out there.)

18. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight
Charlie & Ron - Already done, but I'm not posting it here, no-no!

Well, that was fun and creepy.

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1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

Yep, done... Wanna know what it says? "circumstance... she would have us all mate with Muggles or something... or" - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Okay, I cheated a little, the book nearest me is really Twilight (stands on the over-filled shelf under my HP-books) but the gal I stole this from had Twilight and any excuse not to open that book is all right with me!

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Blanket.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Friends episodes yesterday.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
01.45

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
01.22 surprising...

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The night Pat Murphey died is a night I'll never forget, some of the girls got loaded drunk and they ain't been sober yet... Love that song, and Great Big Sea. I change obsessions fast, I know. XD

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Eh... *Blushes*.... That would be yesterday, to say bye to my friend when she left and take out the trash.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Going through my mail and reading the profile to someone at Fanfiction.net.

9. What are you wearing?
Black t-shirt and fuzzy trousers.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. No idea about what thought. (That I don't have to edit...)

11. When did you last laugh?
Don't remember, but I laughed a lot night to yesterday and the day before.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Boring grey paint and a doggy-poster. *Dirty mind kicks in!* No, not a doggy-style poster!

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Lots of things, but I don't remember what.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Okay to pass the time with.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Bride Wars, Madagascar 2, Madagascar. Funny all three of them.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I wouldn't buy anything, directly, I would redo the Harry Potter movies to fit better with the books!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
My left breast is named Fred... I think I've written that before... Have I done this before?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Dunno... Too hard to choose.

19. Do you like to dance?
Yes. How do I dance? Like a cardboard duck with a grand mal seizure.

20. George Bush
No, my right breast is named George, my bush doesn't have a name. Why am I talking about this?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do your call her?
Maybe Dina.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Okay, here we start having fun! William, Oliver, Alexander (don't beat me, I just like the names!), Ryan, Malachy... Well, that is if I lived in an English-speaking country.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Depends what you freaking mean by that!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"You did a wrong turn."

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In remembrance of Fred Weasley:
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his identical brother
with many jokes
he's got forever to think of them, right?

In remembrance of Dobby:
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans.

In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin:
the last real Marauder
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks:
who died for ‘the greater good’
and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody:
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort:
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore:
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange:
because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra
she deserved everything she got and more.

In remembrance of Colin Creevey:
who we really didn’t know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry.

In remembrance of Severus Snape:
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap.

In remembrance of Hedwig:
Harry’s actual first friend
who lived and died soaring.

In rememberance of George's right ear:
whose death wasn't really necessary
but caused many jokes, albiet pathetic.

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God, that is just hilarious! The award is trying to escape her! And she's desperately hanging on to it, but they're clearly not a match!

Lots of people laugh with her, but I'm laughing at her, for once. 

Geek, geek, geek!

Have been taking some quizzes around the net and have to post the result of one of them:
For 50 % you are: Charlie Weasley - dragon tamer. Can take on dangerous jobs with competence and has a great deal of guts... some would say recklessness. Is fiery, good-natured, very orange and freckly in appearance.
7.96 % of 4195 Quiz participants had this profile!

You could also get this result:
For 30 % you are: Ron Weasley - the youngest boy. Lives in the shadows of the others, and of his friends. Is clever, good at strategy, and has a sarcastic sense of humor. Not always very sensitive and also prone to jealous fits.

Or even this one:
For 10 % you are: Fred and George Weasley - twin jesters. Clever, mischievous, decent blokes with a head for pranks and a heart that will never stop being young.

Or even this one:
For 10 % you are: Bill Weasley - the charming, easy-going curse-breaker, the eldest of the family. Quietly confident, respectful of his parents, and has his own sense of style.

Or even this one:
For 0 % you are: Percy Weasley - head boy and future Minister of Magic (hopefully). Values status, power, influence, and enforcing the strict letter of the law; is intensely loyal to his superiors. Can stand to lighten up.

You can't see it, but I'm immensely happy now! *dances*

Another one I don't get how I landed on:

You Scored as Lord Voldemort You are Voldemort. You feel that being high in society (or being pure-blood) and having power are two of the most important things of all. You have a constant need to be in control and govern others. Your opinions are very strong and you leave little room for what others have to say. You demand complete loyalty from your friends and those associated with you. You will stop at nothing to get what you want. And though all this ambitiousness can be a good virtue, you may be going overboard. Luna Lovegood 88% Neville Longbottom 78% Bellatrix Lestrange 78% Hermione Granger 75% Draco Malfoy 72% Harry Potter 72% Severus Snape 69% Oliver Wood 69% Sirius Black 63% Remus Lupin 63% Percy Weasley 56% Ron Weasley 53% Lord Voldemort 47% Albus Dumbledore 41%

I mean, Voldemort? I'm not that evil, am I? Or is Voldemort just really misunderstood? Of course he have to have some issues, but I hope mine will never be that great. And I do not care where people come from, what they look like, etc. as long as they're nice and "good". Hmpf!

Luna on the other hand, that I can live with!

The Longest Meme in the World

500 questions. BECAUSE I CAN!!


[001] Name: Bond. James Bond! (Oh, how witty.)

[002] Middle name: None.

[003] Age: 16, not that I keep to that when trying to have fun.

[004] Home town: A bit west of Middle Of Nowhere.

[005] Hair color: Brown-blonde. It keeps changing with the lighting in the room.

[006] Eye color: Green-blue.

[007] Shoe size: Somewhere between 36 and 38, it depends funny on the brand of shoes.

[008] Time you went to bed last night: Don't remember, around midnight.

[009] Time you woke up this morning: My alarm was set on 10 but I didn't get up before noon.

[010] Everyone hates them, but label yourself: Why?

 [011] Describe your personality: The one with the crazy humour and ability to make the dumbest choices.

[013] Fears: Failure, abandonment, the unknown... WORMS! 

[014] Bad habits: Chewing my nails, no manners, singing along with songs.

[015] Most embarrassing moment: Half my life is those.

[016] Birth place: Hospital...

[017] Height: Most recently I was measured to 1.56 m, but that just doesn't make sense! I'm sure I was at least 2 cm taller...

[018] Weight: last time it was... 55 kg or something. I don't really care.

  

[019] Parent’s names: Cuz I'm gonna post that!

[020] Pets' names: Tjommin Filip Fucky Von Carlsberg, commonly known as Fucky thanks to my stepfather, and Tonje.

[022] Nicknames: Does Stupid and Idiot count?

Favorites 

[024] Color: Green. have been so for as long as I can remember.

 

[025] Animal: Cats, hands down!  

[026] Movie: The Lion King. At least the one I have watched most times. But The butterfly Effect and Number 23 is a close second and third.  And BTTF!!

[027] TV show: Friends and Scrubs.

[028] Place: My bed, or any place other I wont be bothered and can be with who I want.

[030] Mode of transportation: Car.  

[031] CD: Hmm.... P4 Jubileum.  

[032] Songs: Currently Deliver me, This Is The Life, Knocking On Every Door and Somebody Told Me.

[033] Singer: Hard, several good ones I know of...  Marie Fredrikson from Roxette have a rocking voice, though :D

[034] Band: Pff.... Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Killers, Bon Jovi, Roxette.... Spice girls? Don't know why, just come into a phase of listening to an extremely old CD.

[035] Rapper: Eminem, Akon and Colby O'Donis is the closest I get to listening to rap, so I may have missed some big talent...

 [036] Cookie: Cranberry. No, it's actually very good.

[037] Name brand: Don't know, rarely matters what it is.  

[038] Website: DeviantArt, don't shot me for it!

[039] Candy: Not much of a candy-eater... M&M or really dark chocolate.  

[040] Candy Bar: Lion.

[041] Food: Pizza or wok.  

[042] Restaurant: Not sure. Peppes Pizza is the place I am most often, so I guess that's it.

[043] Day of the week: Saturday.

[044] Month: June or July, warm and nice!

[045] Magazine: Don't read a lot of them...

[046] Book: Well, I'm all for the classic fantasies: Harry Potter, Narnia, His Dark Materials, The Shamer Chronicles... If I had read Lord of the Rings I probably would love that too.

[047] Class: Math or Science. Ironically, I'm now failing both.  

[048] Teacher: Hard to say, but at least none of my current ones. Maybe my old Math & Science teacher, even though we would always end up talking about herpes or butt-hairs or some other thing pretty far from the subject.  

[049] Shampoo: Head & Shoulders.  

[050] Cartoon: Hmm... Timon and Pumbaa or Pokémon. Yeah, I know I'm a geek.  

[051] Cartoon Character: Hard to say... Maybe Goofy from the oldies.

[052] Disney movie: The Lion King, of course. And Tarzan, Tresure Planet, Pocahontas, The Little Mermaid........

[053] Planet: Beside Tellus? Pluto, even if and because it's being discriminated.

[054] Football team: The dead one.  

[055] Baseball team: None. 

[056] Hockey team: None. 

[057] Basketball team: Also none. 

[058] Athlete:  No, not really.

[059] Number: 23, because of my birthday and 3 and 7.

[060] Season: SUMMER!

[061] Drink: Pepsi Max.

[062] Celebrity: No, can't say I have one.

[063] Snack: Whatever's in the fridge. 

[064] Underwear you own: Hmm.... I had this bra once, it was plum-pink with flowers or something on... No it's my two Rock On-shorts.

[065] Flavor of milkshake: Chocolate or vanilla, hard to decide.

[066] Board game: Bored game...

[067] Sport: Swimming. As far as it's a sport -.-  

[068] Article of clothing: My (really horrible-looking) Hello Tiger t-shirt. It's dead sexy... No, at least it's comfy.

069] Body part: On myself? Used to like my boobs. On boys? Chest. Yes I have a single-tracked mind.

[070] Quote: Hmm... Hard to choose that too...

[071] Word: Butterfly, beautiful or believe. (That could probably give a therapist some work... Therapist is really a funny word to: The-Rapist.)   

[072] Person to hate: Paris Hilton and all her wanna-bes.

[073] Toy as a child: A stuffed zebra named Tussi.

[074] Brand of shoes: Not really go for brands, but what feels and looks nice. But I have had a lot of shoes from Ecco and Kangaroo (I think that's what it's called) and currently have two-three from Marc Bohan (also not 100% sure if that's right).

Current

[075] Hair style: Boyish short.

[076] Clothes: Just a thong. Hey, I'm trying to be honest here! I had gone to bed and couldn't sleep, so I'm doing this and I'm going to regret it tomorrow.

[077] Shoes: None.

[078] Socks: None!

[079] Best friend: :D:D  

[080] Location: My room...

Okay, I'm tired, have to finish this tomorrow.

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Back, a couple of days later than expected..

[081] Thing you’re eating: Nothing.

[092] Worst enemy: No one?

[093] Make-up: Nothing...

[094] Time: 21.19


Lasts

[095] Phone call: My friend.

[096] Thing you hand wrote: Notes for English-class.

[097] Animal touched: Fucky.

[098] Person you hugged: My friend before she want on the buss, just now a couple of minutes ago.

[099] Person you kissed: Also my friend, we were messing around, kissing each other on the cheeks and laughing and being... Freaky?

And just before she got on the buss, we both thought to kiss the other on the cheek and we both turned, ending up on the lips XD  

[100] Movie you watched: Signs, I think...

[101] TV show you watched: AFV.

 [102] Thing you said: "Then we'll see each other on Monday or something."  

[103] Song you listened to: Never is a long time by Roxette.


Friends

[120] Funny one: Yeah, I don't hang with boring people...

[121] Rich one: ... Or spoiled... (Maybe I'm a bit, though)

[122] Preppy one: >.>

[123] Dumb one: ME.

[124] Boring one: Just told you, I don't hang with boring people.

[125] Crazy one: Everyone.

[126] Smart one: No one XD

[127] One with the most pets: Don't really know...

[128] Most depressed one: o.o

[129] Sporty one: ...

[130] Happy one: ...

[131] Most buff: ...

[132] Music freak: That have to be me.

[133] Most blonde: Well, you know it yourself :P

[134] Boy freak: ...

[135] Girl freak: ...

[136] Clingy one: ...

[137] Oldest: ... DOes my Grandmother count?

[138] Youngest: My cousins son, he's just the cutest and decided that I'm his best friend and girl-friend.

[139] Stoner: Nope, those rumors aren't true.

[140] One you’ve known the longest: Mhm, you know..

[141] Newest: Eh...


Family

[142] Who do you spend the most time with: My mother.

[143] Who do you live with: Mum and step-father. (Yes, I spell it British just so!) 

[144] Brothers: None.

[159] Have you ever been in love: Why is this under family?

[161] What’s your sexual preference: It theory I'm straight, but it doesn't look like it sometimes XD

[162] How many years younger than you will you date: Now? Maybe two or three, but I'm at a stage where that matters pretty much. When I'm 30 or something, maybe five or six.

[163] How many years older than you will you date: Pretty high, as long as it don't become creepy.

[165] Ever want to get married: I'm not one of those who fantasise about a big church-wedding with a big, white tent of a gown, but maybe someday...

[166] Ever want to have kids: Yeah, sometimes far into the future!

[167] Would you give up everything just to be with your soul mate: Depends on what "everything" is.

[168] How many relationships have you been in this month: Nada.


Weird

[169] Can you do the split: No.   

[170] Have you ever taken a dookie at school: WTH?

 [171] More guy friends or chick friends: Chicks.

[172] Are you racist: No...  

[173] Would you ever adopt kids: Yes, but I also want to have at least one of my own if it's possible.  

[174] What’s your favorite pair of socks: The clean kind. Or really, I have a pair of wool that doesn't itch but warms really good! Yummy in the winter!

[176] What was your elementary school’s mascot: Nothing, thank Merlin!

[177] What will you be doing at 10:15 tonight: Still doing this or writing...

[178] Do you know any Spanish: No, just gato (cat), negro (black) and blanco (white).

[179] Is there anything purple within 5 feet of you: No..

[180] Are you going commando: Nixx.

[181] Do you dominate at yes: ?.?

[183] Do you like to role-play: Never tried it, but I doubt I'll like it. (Unless you count playing when I was 7-8 years old.)

[184] Name all the things you have pierced: My ears, two in the left earlobe, one in the right and one up in the curve of the right ear. Gotta get better at wearing something in them...

[185] Now, explain to us all what 69 means: It means that you bend over so I can show my boot so far up your ass you'll be having the taste of leather in your mouth for a week!

[186] Do you like to work on cars: I prefer to sit indoors.

[187] What size is your bed: Big enough for two! *Hint, hint!*

[188] How do you like your eggs: Hardkokt!

189] What do you usually order from McDonalds: Nothing!

[190] Do you like any songs by R-Kelly: I'll survive... :-/

[191] Bold, Italics, or Underline: Italics!!

[192] Can you cross your eyes: Yep!

[193] Do you like to read the paper: The local one sometimes, or I'll take it on the net.

[194] What color is your trash can: Yellow, blue, purple and white.

[195] What are you doing tomorrow: Sleeping, gift-wrapping and going with my aunt, uncle and cousin to Grandma.

[196] Do you wear flats: Mhm.

[197] Wal-Mart, K-Mart, or Target: Probably Target, but since we don't have any of them here...

[283] Been to bssurveyz: .... Bless you.

[284] Done anything illegal: To put it like this: I don't remember choosing to do the legal thing when given the choice. Nothing serious!

[285] Burnt a CD: Yep, as late as a couple of hours ago.

[286] Done weed: NO!

[288] Done anything worse than weed or drinking: No.

[289] Had sex in the back of a car: No... Anyone like to change that? >.<' [290] Gone to the bathroom outside: Yep. Been tenting, see... [291] Broken a bone: Yes, my left arm. And my collar-bone when I was really young, but I don't remember it and first discovered it when I saw it had a bump to it. It had grown together un-smooth... [292] Cheated on someone: No.  [293] Questioned your sexuality: N-yeah... Not really sure -.- [296] Had a Furby: TWO! One regular and one baby/mini. [297] Made your own survey: No. [298] Made a Myspace or blog about someone you hate: Not about hate. High School

[299] What’s your principal’s name: Ehh... Rita!

[300] How many times have you been in their office: Never like, punishment.

[301] Do you like the food: Okay, but it was never enough, so I just took the free fruit!

[302] Do they have vending machines in your school: No, but I have on the new one!

[303] What’s your favorite class: Math/Science/butt-hair-class!

[360] Do you watch MTV like it’s a religion: God, no!

[361] Do you like CSI: Yeah, but I don't bother to watch it too often.

[362] Ed, Edd, & Eddy: I used to watch. Guess I was a geek back the, too.


Internet

[363] How often are you on the internet: Way, way, too often!

[364] Do you have dial-up or something else:Broadband, FTW!

[365] What’s your most visited website: DeviantArt.com, Sol.no, VG.no.

[367] Do you like to meet a lot of new people on the internet: Define "a lot".

[368] How many computers do you have: My MacBook, one Thinkpad and my school-laptop (Dell).

[369] Where is the computer you are on right now: My room.

[370] Do you like to play a lot of games: Not much...

[371] Have you ever been to bored.com: No, but it sound like I would fit in there!

[372] Have you ever been in an online relationship: Does picking a random guy and get him to strip on cam before never talking to him count? Didn't think so...

[373] Have you ever had an online fight with anyone: Argument, but not fight. Or, I did have one with one of my real life friends...


Hair

[374] Do you wash your hair daily: Usually.

[375] Do you have a weave: ??

[376] Do you have to use a certain kind of shampoo: Not to get it clean, but if I don't use H&S for a while my scalp start itching like MAD!

[377] Have you ever dyed your hair: Several times, this is the first time I have my natural hair-colour in over a year. It's still a bit light in the tips...

[378] Ever have corn rows: No, but if I had the hair for it I would have tried.

[379] Does your hair turn colors if it gets too much chlorine: Not as far as I know <.< [380] Can you brush your hair dry: Don't have the patience to find it out.

[381] Do you have highlights: No, just a bit at the end.

[382] Lowlights: No.

[383]Do you use anything to make your hair shiny/etc?: No...

[384] Have you ever bleached your hair: Yeah, kinda...


Clothes

[385] Are clothes very important to you: Not very, but I like to look nice.

[386] Do name brands matter: Not a stroodle.

[387] What are you currently wearing: Turquoise socks, black/grey jeans, blue woolish sweater.

[388] Do you love shoes: YES! Heel, boots, sandals, keep it coming!

[389] Do you have clothes for your pets: No, I actually care about them. And they have fur!

[390] A hoodie with shorts, cute or not: Corny!

[391] Is wearing heels with shorts tacky: Depends.

[392] Do you have anything designer: No, not as I know of...

[393] Do you shop at Hollister, American Eagle, ect. a lot: Seeing as I don't think we have them here, no.

[394] Do you dare to wear clothes from Wal-Mart: Socks, maybe.


Sports
(Can't we just skip this?=)
[395] Are you really into sports: Nope, I'm as far away that it's just a little spot in the horizon.

[396] Do you have a favorite team for every sport: Nah...

[397] Do you play sports for your school: Nope. P.E. was barely it.

[398] What’s your favorite sport: Swimming. Haven't you asked that earlier?

[399] Ever tried skating or snowboarding: Yeah! I roxx at falling on my ass!

[400] Would you ever play a boys sport if you were the only girl on the team: If it was indoor bandy, cuz then I would play the legs off them. Literary. 

[401] Do you consider cheerleading and racing sports: Not a sport-sport.

[402] Do you watch a lot of sports on TV: Not if I can avoid it.

[403] Do you yell at the screen if someone makes a play: I wouldn't know if someone did, so no.

[404] What was the last sport you played: "Try not to hit the mouth".

Girly

[405] Are you really into boys: They're okay, but I don't fling myself at them, laughing at things that's not funny etc.

[406] Do you feel the need to look and act like the cheerleaders: In the name of Merlin's most baggy Y-fronts, if I ever do, KILL ME!

[407] Is your hair always perfect: More like never.

[408] How many times a day do you fix your hair or make-up: When I happen to be in the bathroom and looks into the mirror while washing my hands.

[409] Do you have to look in a mirror every time you pass one: Just if I have to check that it's a mirror and not a window. Know I'm retarded.

[410] Are your nails always painted: No, haven't done that in several months. Maybe I should before Christmas...

[411] Are you embarrassed to wear sweats or pajamas out in public: Depends on what it looks like and what "public" adds up to.

[412] Do you call your friends pet names like hun and girlie: No, but we do became a bit silly sometimes.

[413] Do you make excuses so you don’t have to sweat or get dirty: More like I make excuses to get dirty!

[414] Do you always feel left out if you don’t have a boyfriend: Always? No.

[415] Do you go to the tanning bed at least once a month: No, but I should in the winter, by body handles the dark badly.


This Or That

[416] Soda or water: Pepsi max!!

[417] Cartoons or reality: Disney cartoons!

[418] Socks or bare feet: Socks, my feet start cold-sweating if they are bare too long. Unless it's outside.

[419] Cars or trucks: If I'm operating it, a bumper car! But some trucks are downright sexy!... No, I'm not getting any saner.

[420] Sports or pedicures: Pedicures.

[421] Hair up or down: Hard too put it up now. But I dreamt I had long hair, like in seventh grade and it was lovely to have it flowing loose!

[422] Music or TV: MUSIC!

[423] Internet or phone: Internet.

[424] IM or texting: Texting.

[425] MTV or VH1: VH1.

[426] Pink or black: Black.

[427] Green or blue: Green! Always have, always will be!

[428] Red or purple: Red.

[429] Orange or yellow: Orange!! 

[430] Guns ‘N’ Roses or AC/DC: Both, thank you very much!

[431] Math or science: Both again.

[432] Spanish or French: Spanish. But French is funny too, oui! Oui! OUI!

[433] Gym or history: History.

[434] Art or band: Band.

[435] Pens or pencils: Pens.

[436] Mechanical or regular: Mechanical, I guess.

[437] Built in or cap eraser: Ehh....

[438] Yo’ Mama or Wild’n out: Sure....

[439] Hot or cold: Hot, I hate to be cold. Or I hate to freeze.

[440] Spring or fall: Spring, then it's going towards summer!

[441] Summer or winter: Summer, bitch!

[442] Chocolate milk or regular: Regular, but chocolate is nice too!

[443] Rain or snow: As long as it's done properly it doesn't matter.

[444] Your birthday or Christmas: Christmas.

[445] Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi max!!

[446] Burger King or McDonalds: None, 

[447] Lauren or Kristen (Laguna): JAMES BOND!


Magazines

[448] What’s your favorite magazine: Topp?

[449] How many subscriptions to magazines do you have: None.

[450] What are they called: ... -,-

[451] Did you know they have a magazine for pretty much every sport: No wonder, is it?

[452] Do you like to buy stuff out of magazines: Nope, like to test it beforehand.

[453] Have you ever gotten anything published in a magazine: No...

[454] Do you read Seventeen: Nixx.

[455] What are your favorite sections to read?: Don't know...

[456] J-14: ...

[457] Thrasher: ... 

[458] Do you own a lot of magazines: Nah...


Your House

[459] What color are your walls: Grey.... Or green.

[460] Who is in the bathroom the most: Fucky! He loves to sleep in there in the evenings.

[461] Do you have to share your room: Only with the cats sometimes.

[462] Do you have a kitchen and dining room: Yes.

[463] What room are you in right now: My bedroom.

[464] Name all the people who live in your house: Guess!

[465] What street is your house located on: ...

[466] Is that in the ghetto, rich part, ect.: Redneck-country, kinda...

[467] Do all your friends know where you live: Pretty much.

[468] Do you have awesome neighbors: Awesome? It's an old lady and farmer's family.

[469] Do you have a basement: Since that's were I'm now, I hope so.

[470] An attic: Kinda.

[471] More than one bathroom: Yeah, two.


Your town (Lets assume that means a large area!)

[472] Is there a bowling alley: Nope.

[473] A skating rink: Half-pipe at the school.

[474] A Rally’s: I think there is one far into the woods...

[475] More than one Family Dollar: Not even one!

[476] A Marriot: No...

[477] A pool: Yes, two indoor ones.

[478] A ghetto: Too small to get anything like that.

[479] Does your town have a street called Main Street: We don't have anything called street at all!

[480] How many high schools does your town have: Ehh... It the big, big area it's three or four.



Shopping

[482] What’s your favorite store: H&M... 

[483] Do you love shopping for peoples birthdays or Christmas: I'm crap at finding anything, so no.

[484] How many times a week do you go shopping: Weekly? No.

[485] Last thing you bought: Yoghurt for lunch.

[486] Best place to shop for clothes: H&M, decent prices and normal things. But I just grab what i like where I find it XD 

[487] Where do you shop for food: At the grocery market?

[488] Who do you usually go shopping with: My mum, or my friends for lunch.

[489] Do you ever go shopping for specific things: Gah... Yes.

[490] Have you ever gotten a job at a store just so you could get discounts: No.

Would/Are You Ever

[491] Going to have kids: Time will tell!

[492] Get both your nipples pierced: Not likely.

[493] Get a boob implant or reduction: No, they're fine as they are.

[494] Get any kind of plastic surgery: Not unless I really needed it, after an accident or something.

[495] Have your own talk show: Lot likely either.

[496] Kill someone for the chance to live: If it was in self-defense, but I just can't see it happening.

[497] Kill your best friend to have her husband?: Are you stupid?!?

[498] Become a professional singer: Professional, sweet dreams!

[499] Going to get married: Haven't I answered that?

[500] Eat a horse’s poop for 1,000 dollars and a date with the hottest guy in America: No, money isn't important to me and if the guy was something along the lines of The Bachelor, (dadddy's boy with too much money.) I would rather make him eat it!!

Whoo, finished, and it only too me the better part of a week! I have had time, but not the mood and I'm exelent at wasting my time.

Honestly!

Lawyer: Doctor, before you did the autopsy, did you check if the deceased has a pulse?

Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check the blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check if he breathed.
Witness: No.
Lawyer: So it is possible that the patient was alive when you started the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was in a glass on my desk.
Lawyer: I see, but is it still possible that the patient was alive?
Witness: Yes, it is possible he was alive and working as a lawyer.
XD

"We're standing on the edge and the time has come to take a big step forward."

And now it's time for me to geek out a bit:

Your result for The Harry Potter Husband Test...

Mrs. Lupin

Your perfect HP man is Remus Lupin.

You like a nice, kind guy with a bit of a fierce streak and you don't mind if he comes damaged. Sure, he may take some convincing since his self-esteem's so low, but once you win him over, you know he's yours for life. Unless of course he has an attack of "I'm not good enough" and runs away, but luckily he's also good at making friends who will push him back into line if necessary.

(Art by Gold-Seven http://gold-seven.deviantart.com/ Used with permission.)

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This got me clapping my hands together like an idiot, but it's just G-R-E-A-T!!

I just had a brainwave!

No, wait... Err.... Hmm.... Forgot it...

But:

[ ] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[x] I’m afraid of the dark. (if I can't see a thing I get really paranoid!)
[x] I can’t sleep in a room if the door is open, (not if it's light in the other room/hall)
[ ] I can’t sleep in a room if the door is closed
[ ] I am hetorosexual
[ ] I am homosexical
[x] I am Bi. (Let's keep all doors and windows open for now)
[ ] I am Asexual
[x] I believe in true love.
[ ] I’ve ran away from home
[ ] I listen to political music
[ ] I collect comic books
[x] I shut others out when I’m sad.
[ ] I’ve stayed out all night.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[/] I watch the news. (sometimes, sometimes listen on the radio)
[x] I love Disney movies. (the originals, not that new crap!)
[x] I am a sucker for green eyes.
[ ] I am a sucker for brown eyes.
[ ] I am a sucker for blue eyes.
[ ] I don't kill bugs
[ ] I have “x”s in my screen name.
[x] I’ve slipped and fell in public.
[ ] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a real conversation
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] I have worn pajamas to class.
[x] I want a better job
[ ] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.
[ ] I love Dr. Phil.
[x] I like multiple people
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I am self-conscious.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I have tried (tasted) alcohol.
[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.
[x] I have tried a cigarette.
[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.
[ ] I loved Lord of the Flies.
[x] I have cough drops when I’m not sick. (or we have it on the house, at least)
[ ] I can’t swallow pills.
[ ] I have a lot of scars.
[ ] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I like chocolate. (Really dark!)
[x] I bite my nails. (more lite chew on. I stooped biting when I got braces, because Icouldn|t reach my nails to bite them )
[/] I am not comfortable with being me. (Feel like I don't know me for the moment...)
[x] I play computer games when I’m bored.
[x] Gotten lost in the city.
[x] Thought of suicide before. (Not for long, I know how it ruins everything )
[ ] Seen a shooting star.
[x] Gone out in public in my pajamas
[ ] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Been in a fist fight.
[x] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose.
[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] Made out in an elevator.
[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose.
[ ] Been skydiving.
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[x] Gotten stitches.
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] Bitten someone.
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.
[x] Gotten the chicken pox.
[ ] Crashed into a car.
[ ] Been to Germany.
[x] Ridden in a taxi.
[ ] Shoplifted.
[ ] Been fired.
[x] Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.(If you red tis Rupert Grint, CONTACT ME!!! okay, done being pathetic...)
[ ] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date.
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] Been to Europe.
[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced
[x] Saw someone/something dying.
[ ] have a list of people you want to kill.
[ ] Ridden in a car over 400 miles in one day
[ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] Thrown up in a bar.
[ ] Eaten sushi.
[x] Cried in public.(Most annoying thing I do)
[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.
[ ] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn’t have.
[ ] Thought of someone a lot lately.
[ ] Hate the world.
[ ] I think I’m really attractive.
[ ] I prefer winter over summer.
[x] I am a geek.
[ ] I am a shopaholic.
[x] I am reasonably intelligent.
[x] I am attracted to girls.
[x] I am attracted to boys.
[x] I like British accents.
[ ] I smoke regularly.
[x] I smoke socially.
[x] I drink socially.
[ ] I drink regularly.
[ ] I get drunk easily.
[ ] I do “drug(s)”.
[ ] I will never date a bad kisser.
[ ] I’ve lied to avoid kissing them again.
[ ] I brush my hair at least 50 times a night.
[ ] I am religious.
[x] I am not religious but have morals.
[x] I lie frequently. (not about big things...)
[x] I am impulsive. (and then regret it when something bad happens)
[x] I am hardworking. (as long as it interests me, so I'm also kinda lazy)
[x] I loved Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. (Liked)
[ ] She’s All That is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I am good at History.
[ ] I speak more than two languages.
[ ] I enjoy taking pictures.
[x] I like spending money on myself.
[x] I like spending money on others.
[ ] I have a regular income.
[ ] I earn money on a job-by-job basis.
[ ] I pay my own bills.
[x] I rely on my parents for money.
[x] I can cook.
[ ] I enjoy cleaning.
[ ] Tidiness is a must in my life.
[ ] I like clutter.
[ ] My idea of good music is Britney Spears.
[ ] I am fashion-conscious.
[ ] I have good taste.
[ ] People tell me I have good taste.
[ ] I am good at sports.
[x] I am good at certain sports.
[x] I couldn’t do sports to save my life. (Some I'll survive, but that's really few!)
[x] I am creative. (Sometimes, but usually I'm the only one that sees how brilliant it is. not)
[ ] I am extremely artistically inclined.
[ ] I want to be an artist when I grow up.
[ ] I want to be an engineer when I grow up.
[x] I eat when I’m upset.
[ ] I cannot adapt to change.
[ ] I am interested in politics.
[ ] I have shoplifted.
[x] I download MP3s.
[x] I have done underage drinking.
[ ] I have gone underage clubbing.
[ ] I can dance reasonably well.
[ ] I can dance extremely well.
[x] I dance like a cardboard gorilla.
[ ] I can sing.
[x] I sing like someone stepped on my foot.
[x] I can swim.
[ ] I enjoy surveys.
[x] I enjoy surveys when I’m bored.
[ ] I keep a journal.
[ ] My teachers don’t like me.
[ ] I enjoy controversy.
[x] I can be a bitch/bastard.
[x] I have a thing for bad boys/girls.
[ ] I have tattoos.
[ ] I’ve been in a nudist colony.
[ ] I’m not sure if I want to have children.
[ ] I’m not sure if I’ll get married.
[ ] I know who I will marry.
[ ] Someone has a crush on me. (not that I know of)
[ ] I am interesting...
[x] I am a good liar. (Depends)
[x] People enjoy talking to me.
[x] I annoy people from time to time.
[ ] I am a born leader.
[ ] I am a born leader but shouldn’t lead.
[ ] I’ve snuck out of the house.
[ ] I have a foot fetish.
[ ] I have a shoe fetish
[x] I watch Sex And The City. (Sometimes)
[ ] I don’t think Sarah Jessica Parker is pretty.
[ ] I want to be J Lo.
[ ] I cut myself.
[x] I have cut myself.
[x] I hate people who pretend to be suicidal.
[ ] I hate popular people.
[x] I think cheer leading is a sport. (kinda, since you excercise)
[ ] I am photogenic.
[ ] I live in Chucks.
[x] I think graffiti is art.
[ ] I have dated a criminal.
[ ] I have been cheated on.
[ ] I have cheated on someone.
[x] I have a temper.
[ ] I like playgrounds.
[x] I dance in the rain.
[ ] I am obsessed with Shakespeare.
[x] I have tan lines. (or a line between pale to OMG-get-my-sunglasses-it's-so-white-pale)
[ ] My favorite color is pink.
[ ] My favorite color is black.
[ ] I would classify myself as emo.
[ ] I am musically inclined.
[x] I like listening to music.
[ ] I like music-blasting cars.
[ ] Thongs are comfortable
[ ] I like flip-flops.
[x] I know what monogamy is
[x] … and I believe in it. (partly, it depends)
[ ] I want to be a social worker when I grow up.
[ ] I have sibling[s]
[ ] My siblings annoy me
[ ] I think South Park is funny.
[x] I prefer Google
[ ] I can sit Indian Style
[x] I own a cat
[ ] I plan on owning more.
[x] I read a lot.
[x] I’ve cheated on a test.
[x] I’ve let someone cheat off of me on a test