Swine flu

Chaos in the Ukraine? I wouldn't call 60 dead a crisis, there's more people being kicked to death by donkeys yearly, if I'm not greatly mistaken. 200,000 ill isn't exactly great, I'm not saying that, especially with 7,500 of them being commited to hospital, but honetly! It's complete hysteria!

Compared to the Spanish Flu of 1918/1919, which killed between 40-100 million people, I think we can calm down a tad! The bacon cold isn't even close to the asian flu, (which killed between 1-4 million people), having a total killing rate of just over six thousand as of today. And the common flu kills a minimum of four thousand every week.

They have been shouting dead and doom and all hell's fire on us with SARS and avian flu and god knows what else for years now, and I don't know about you, but I'm still alive.

So can we just calm the fuck down, everyone!?!

2 cents for my thoughts

Well, those who say MJ's body moved when he was on the stretcher in the chopper, that's just an optical illusion of the light and shadow, he wouldn't make a mistake that big. But he still isn't dead.

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The cutest, best, most amazing picture on the web! You have to see it! I fell a little in love with it... I mean, those clear eyes, freckles, all of it! 

Michael, Michael, Michael Fuck You Jackson

Just wanted to check out the news. All I can see is that MJ is officially dead. I've had my drink, resulting in a long talk with my mother and step-father, we started with Jackson, then God, dogs at work, work, God, sex, love and enjoying life, sex and love and I think we got stuck there. Weird night, but fun.

Back to Jackson, don't think I don't care about him, he was a great singer and I love his songs, but I'm happy he's dead. He turned into an albino attention-whore in his later years. I have no problem listening to his music and enjoying it for what it is, great songs, but on a personal level I don't care about him.

My favorites are probably Thriller, Billy-Jean and Bad, all which are from the eighties, when he was actually cool. During the nineties he slipped off to something stranger and during this millennium... Oh man, how can one man get into so much stupid shit? 

I can honestly say I don't like the things he popped up during the last fifteen-twenty years.

With that being said, I would be surprised if he have faked the whole thing and in two or five or ten years "returns from the dead". It all seems a little suspicious to me, he was about to have a loads of concerts and publicly, the press knew right away, his family was ready to show up and make a show, he is known to make scams about his health.

Anyway, as a summation, I'm sure it's horrible for his family now that he is (supposed to be) dead, but I'm not one of them and will continue to listen to his old songs regardless of that. 

And hey, every drink in the house was full the night Michael Jackson died! XD God, I'm the queen of cheesy puns!

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"A bomb blast kills at least 69 people and injures more than 150 others in the Sadr City area of Baghdad, Iraq."

Now, why don't we hear any more about this? Last time I checked sixty-nine is sixty-eight more than one, regardless of "King of Pop" or not!

Sick world

Sick story: ‘Feral’ child barks and hisses, raised as a pet.

Just read it, it's almost hilarious, except I feel sorry for the girl. I don't really have anything more to say. Sick world...

On a completely different note, one of the world's greatest mysteries: How do Wolverine wipe his butt?

With those claws I just have to ask. Poor guy... Sexy though, even if the sideburns is a bit on the wild side.