PRICELESS!

Actually not a stupid question. Found at HolyKiddingMe.com.

What am I?

Okay, I'm sitting here, thinking (yes, it do happen...) about Twilight and how incredibly bad Edward masked his vampirism, especially in the movie. When Bella touched his hand and remarked it was cold, he just looked bothered instead of coughing up some comment about how his hands always are cold, that's what I do when people as if I am freezing just because my fingers are turning blue.

Hey, maybe I'm a vampire, since my hands are so cold and my friend almost got shocked when she saw I had got somewhat of a tan. Hey, next time someone says I'm cold I'll just reply "vampires usually are." That'll make my day!

So I'm now proclaimed myself to be the lost Cullen, since my hair also is kinda coppery in colour from time to time and I could pass as Edward's twin. NO! Bella would be my sister-in-law! Hell, I don't want that. Beside, I do tan some and my eyes are grey-green or something, not red or amber. 

And I suddenly got freckles this year from the sun, I don't sparkle... Wait a minute! You know what I am? I'm not the long-lost Cullen, I'm the long-lost Weasley! Or maybe Prewett. I'm killing myself here... No, I'm just geeking out as usual.

The cats have been busy today, I think. First they came in with a big rat-like - luckily dead - creature and the youngest started playing possum-ball with it out on the veranda. Well, possum-ball is far from the right term, but it sounds funny!

Then, an hour or so later he came in with the tiniest, cutest little mouse I've seen in years, still alive and peeping. I took it from him and let it out again, but it fitted inside my hand, I could close my fingers around it!

... Just realised nothing interesting have happened. Go read another blog for 'interesting' or find a movie!  ,!,,

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"The product remained unavailable in the United States until only recently (the U.S. is PepsiCo's native market, and the largest consumer of carbonated soft drinks), where one of its principal ingredients had not yet been approved by the Food and Drug Administration. The ingredient in question—acesulfame potassium—is combined with aspartame to provide the beverage's sweetness, whereas some other diet colas are sweetened by aspartame alone."  

-- Wikipedia.

So, the shit I drink at least three liters of a week contains things just recently approved in the U.S? That's slightly frightening...

At the other hand, haven't killed me yet.

"The fact that Twilight sold millions of copies worldwide just means that people were screwing like bunnies ten years ago and don't know the meaning of 'condoms', 'birth control', and 'morning-after pills'."

Not mine, someone signature on dA, but it's true!

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I just found out what the horrid smell in the kitchen is. I've checked the trash, the dishwasher, the empty juice-cartons, everything logical that could start smelling in the heat, with no luck.

Now I saw one of the cats had decided the corner was a nice place for a poop. Purrfect! It's mostly my own fault for locking them in at night, but I thought they would do their business outside before I closed the doors. Argh, just have to clean it up... Blah!

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"You're on a broom for a long time, like a few hours at a go," Grint grinned. "You're literally sitting on a broom and it gets a little bit sore down under a bit. It's been fun, but it's quite hard work." -- Harry Potter' Cast Reveal The Secrets Of Quidditch

That's the nice way of saying it literary is a pain in the arse. Oh, Rupert, let me massage your sore balls... Uh, what? I didn't say anything!

Smoke!

Yes, I am addicted! But it's only my third one today and it's over ten o'clock in the night, I pretend I deserve it. You see, I've come up with the idea of putting myself on a smoke-diet, so I'm only allowed to smoke five cigarettes a day. The problem is I actually used up today's smoke last night, sitting up, so I had one too much. I've never been disciplined. 

Went with my friend to swim (it's still hot here!) and rented a movie afterwards, the one with Dempsey. Only problem was the DVD was very scratched, which the player didn't handle (it is a couple of years old...) so we gave up and started watching P.S. I love you instead and got halfway through before I had to go to the bus. She called dibs on William, so I got Gerry, yes!

While we're talking about movies, I got Twilight! Yey! Maybe I'll watch it tonight, haven't decided yet, anyway we have to watch it once together.

We're still calling each other honey, it's almost getting scary... If you want to check out her blogg, here's the link!  At least look at the header, cuz I helped her make it.

My nights went and fucked themselves. I have to stop sleeping in the days! Yeah, yeah, I'll fix it, promise!

I think my grandmother got a bit of a shock when she came to our summer-house, where me and E was sleeping one night here, and it was an empty bottle of Baileys on the table... I said it was barely anything left and we had shared the last drops and it was a long time since I got it. Long time, let's define that; not even three weeks... I think most of it went the night MJ died.

Sorry to bring him up again, but they are going to show his body at Neverland and I have a solution to "if he's not dead, how do they have a body to show off?" Heard of wax dolls? It's not hard to get one made if you have the money and planned it a couple of months in advance! So there.

Now I have to empty the ashtray and check... A lot of things, even if I knew nothing have happened on the net the last six hours or so. XD

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Just found something that's pretty priceless:
That face, whatever other crap it can pull, it sure knows what surprised looks like! Or 'wants to do blow-job', but that's just my pervy meaning. XD

Random

If canon can't give you headaches, trust fan-speculations to do it... I'm sitting here and almost crying because HPL can't get that Charlie was born in 1972 and therefor out of Hogwarts before Ron arrived! Is it so frickin' hard?!?

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Quote:

I mean, voldemort is the stupidest form of life on earth...

XD

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Ever thought about, if you jumble up the letters in 'smile' you get 'slime'?

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List your top ten favourite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1. Bill Wealsey
2. George Weasley
3. Tonks
4. Hermione Granger
5. Minerva McGonagall
6. Ginny Weasley
7. Harry Potter
8. Ron Weasley
9. Remus Lupin
10. Charlie Weasley

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
McGonagall & Charlie - No, and I'm not gonna look for it!

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Tonks - Absolute passable and funny.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Bill & Ginny - That'll be a miracle! Can we switch it around? Creepy, but it's a gazillion and one fics about them in that way.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Remus - Yes, several. To pick one at the top of my head, it was a slash with Sirius.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Harry & George - Well, not the worst that could happen, but no, not really.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Hermione & Ron or Hermione & Remus: Hermy and Ronni-kins, of course!

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Harry, Ron & Tonks - Merlin knows... 

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
George & Ginny - After losing his twin George seeks comfort with his only sister, plus six words.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Bill & McGonagall - (Sorry, I can't wrap my mind around what that would be about... It's too strange!)

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Hermione & Bill - Why she would do that is beyond me, except maybe to get Ron to open her eyes, but... She would probably ask him about Egypt and the bank and seemed really impressed with everything.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
Harry & Remus - I know it's out there, but I have no desire to investigate further!

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Charlie - Erm... Hard to choose... Maybe Messing with my Head by Tinted Windows since I was obsessed with it a week ago... Or Have A Nice Day by Bon Jovi.

14. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven? What about nine?
Harry, Remus - How would I know?

16. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
George, Tonks & Ginny - Warning: May permanently get stuck in your head as the strangest thing you've read!

17. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Ron & McGonagall - You couldn't help me get the swish and flick right? (Think dirty if you must, but I didn't realise before it was out there.)

18. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight
Charlie & Ron - Already done, but I'm not posting it here, no-no!

Well, that was fun and creepy.

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1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

Yep, done... Wanna know what it says? "circumstance... she would have us all mate with Muggles or something... or" - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Okay, I cheated a little, the book nearest me is really Twilight (stands on the over-filled shelf under my HP-books) but the gal I stole this from had Twilight and any excuse not to open that book is all right with me!

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Blanket.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Friends episodes yesterday.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
01.45

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
01.22 surprising...

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The night Pat Murphey died is a night I'll never forget, some of the girls got loaded drunk and they ain't been sober yet... Love that song, and Great Big Sea. I change obsessions fast, I know. XD

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Eh... *Blushes*.... That would be yesterday, to say bye to my friend when she left and take out the trash.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Going through my mail and reading the profile to someone at Fanfiction.net.

9. What are you wearing?
Black t-shirt and fuzzy trousers.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. No idea about what thought. (That I don't have to edit...)

11. When did you last laugh?
Don't remember, but I laughed a lot night to yesterday and the day before.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Boring grey paint and a doggy-poster. *Dirty mind kicks in!* No, not a doggy-style poster!

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Lots of things, but I don't remember what.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Okay to pass the time with.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Bride Wars, Madagascar 2, Madagascar. Funny all three of them.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I wouldn't buy anything, directly, I would redo the Harry Potter movies to fit better with the books!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
My left breast is named Fred... I think I've written that before... Have I done this before?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Dunno... Too hard to choose.

19. Do you like to dance?
Yes. How do I dance? Like a cardboard duck with a grand mal seizure.

20. George Bush
No, my right breast is named George, my bush doesn't have a name. Why am I talking about this?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do your call her?
Maybe Dina.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Okay, here we start having fun! William, Oliver, Alexander (don't beat me, I just like the names!), Ryan, Malachy... Well, that is if I lived in an English-speaking country.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Depends what you freaking mean by that!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"You did a wrong turn."

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In remembrance of Fred Weasley:
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his identical brother
with many jokes
he's got forever to think of them, right?

In remembrance of Dobby:
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans.

In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin:
the last real Marauder
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks:
who died for ‘the greater good’
and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody:
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort:
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore:
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange:
because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra
she deserved everything she got and more.

In remembrance of Colin Creevey:
who we really didn’t know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry.

In remembrance of Severus Snape:
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap.

In remembrance of Hedwig:
Harry’s actual first friend
who lived and died soaring.

In rememberance of George's right ear:
whose death wasn't really necessary
but caused many jokes, albiet pathetic.

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God, that is just hilarious! The award is trying to escape her! And she's desperately hanging on to it, but they're clearly not a match!

Lots of people laugh with her, but I'm laughing at her, for once. 

New Moon Trailer

Seems a bit less chick-flick than the first, but I'm not all that impressed. Have to see it anyway. 

I haven't read the book, (and thank something for that!) but I know the basic outline of the plot, that Black's a werewolf and all that, but again Meyer is taking things from folklore and superstition and warping it into something that fits her, thus leaving everything but the name behind. When you're first gonna have vampires, let it be vampires and not sparkly super-humans!

New obsession

Found it by an accident and now I can't stop listening! It's just fucking great!

Talking about obsessions, still haven't seen Twilight, and thereby not Cal. *Pout*

I have two movies at home now, one I've seen half of, another one I've promised to see with my friend. *hint, hint!*

Ready to laugh? Click here! I know it seems like a trap, but it is just a link to a picture, I swear! You're skeptical? Well, stingrays fly! Just click and see for yourself! I laughed at least.

Seen it now? I wasn't messing with you, it's proof we're doomed! XD

Okay, riddle-time!

- It's redheaded.

- It's british.

- It's (obviously) sexy.

It's frickin' Prince Harry!

Yes, silliness increases by seventy percent every hour awake.

But you can't bloody deny that's a sweet smile!

AHH! Crisis! We're out of Marlboro and I have to smoke Prince Rounded Taste! Ah, someone help me!

Then again, I'd rather smoke something I don't like than not smoke at all. Go figure.

*Barf*

I cannot count the number of times I've pretended throwing up over something sick on the net the last twenty-four hours... Had something else to say, but forgot it.

Oh yeah, I'm not altering my writing. Now it seems pretty stupid, cuz it would ruin the character and all relationships

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"The only way to get ideas for stories is to drink way too much coffee and buy a desk that doesn't collapse when you beat your head against it..." - Douglas Noel Adams

With you on that. Eventually not sleep and goof around on the net until your brain go "Ka-poof... Ptptptptptptffff... Pling!" will also be a good way.

And my step-father had a prett

y nice line here: "Did you mean to hit me or did you just miss?"

Leaves me many options, right?

And the final nail in the coffin for Twilight? Not even the cover, which have become a cult-phenomenon, is original. *Sigh*

ARRGHH!

I haven't read New Moon and are not planning on, but after reading a tiny bit of who Jane is and what she can do, I just... ARRGH! Why do Special Isabella Swan/Bella-Sue/Please bend over so I can give you the kick you deserve have to be non-affected by every 'weapon' the 'vampires' have? That Edward can't read her thoughts, fine, she doesn't have any, but that Jane can't hurt her? Smells Mary-Sue MILES away!

Everyone who knows what I'm talking about and agree, say AY!

*cricket-chimes*

Like I feared. -.-

Well, on the upside: It's my birthday, yaaaay! Seventeen... Which doesn't mean shit in the muggle world. (See what the first thing I thought about?)  Just twelve months 'til I can legally drink and smoke. Oh, ye irony.

Had the family over yesterday, uncles, aunts, cousins, grandparents... (scratch the plural-part.)

So now we have lots of leftover food and cake! Yeah. And that cake is heaven! Should be, me and my friend was chocolate-cake-bakers! And chocolate-cake-dough-bowl-lickers! And a lot of other things, bottom line: we got enough sugar!

E: Where are you going? *twists her hand in between my knees.*

Me: Just putting this away. *Tries walking, but is held back.* If you have a great need to have your hand between my legs...

E: No... *lets go.*

Worst or best thing may be that my parents was sitting with us, so... Yeah, could be awkward.

And I had a rather... Peculiar experience with a boy: He was stretched out on his back and I rubbed his hairy stomach (I like it, okay, don't tease me!) and soon enough his dick was shooting straight up. I kept going on his stomach, even though he wanted me to go lower. Poor bugger, doesn't know he's getting neutered tomorrow... I'm talking about my cat, in case you started to wonder. XD

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Going to watch Män som hatar kvinnor tomorrow, looking forward to it, but they miss-cast Lisbeth Salander by miles, I mean, she actually looks like a woman! Or, my second thought when looking at the poster, she looks like Bill Kaulitz! Burn.

Anyway, I know you can't be too peckish when looking for a Swedish actress, but a hair-cut could have done a lot, the long, black hair actually makes her look more mature, to me.

Still si-hiick

Had another strange dream, but this was incredibly fun! Like WHOA!

It started with me, my friend and a guy we used to share classes with went down a white, kinda curved staircase, he was kinda chasing/following her and I was following them. Then, when we got down there, I suddenly wanted to dance tango with him, which we don't know how to do and it turned out pretty weird, but we had fun. Then, now the really strange part comes, a guy that looked like a mix of someone at school (he's also kinda my friends neighbour) and Antoinio Banderas came, dressed almost like Zorro, except for the mask and hat, and he had his dark brown hair in a pony-tail that were kinda curled up, so it wasn't possible to see how long it really was. He came behind me and placed his arms around my waist and he knew how to dance, so then we danced, in what looked like a living-room without much space. After the amazing dancing we didn't want to let go of the other and ended up laying on the floor, he on top of me. 

Pretty strange...

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Two random quotes made by my delirious mind:

"I take my men with red hair, freckles and spunk."  Yeah, spunk. Considering I've britified myself over the last few years, that's a really peculiar phrase.

"A zebra can't changed his spots, or however the saying goes." Along the lines of holy toast, eh?

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I've just gained some respect for Robert Pattinson, after seeing this:

I mean, it is so true... And the mention of Edward's looks being orgasmic... XD

You know...

Vampires suck.... Your blood!

And now for something completely different: Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!! Oui!!! I'm gonna see Cal in less than a week!! Yeah, he's my new obsession which will probably pass within a month.

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I've forgotten how crazy dreams I sometimes have, I looked at what I had written in my dA journal a while ago... This is what I found:

Okay, I got four hours of sleeep, one and a half with the alarm ringing every 7th minute and I waking up with the image of some Black-name in my head.
After an hour I gave up and put it to ring half an hour later. I got up, but I also dreamt that someone (EDIT 2: I think it was James Potter, but I can't remember if it was the 1st or 2nd...) stole my bright pink knickers (they were a part of a 5-pack... Don't tease my underwear!) so I had to go commando and I had a black dress I really had when I was 8 or something. On top of that my USB-pen rang. Yep, it was suddenly my alarm...
And in the end Charlie, to put it bluntly, fucked me up the wall...
I need help o.O 

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AWESOME ANIMATED MOVIES I used to watch at my cousin so often when I was younger, but now I didn't remember what it was called:

Freddie as FRO7:. A google search and 90 min on youtube I've gotten really nostalgic, it's so good! :D It have so many funny stereotypes and parodies it's... Aw, I can't express it, it have to be experienced!

All dogs go to heaven: Also goody, found it by a coincident some time ago. Brings back some memories!

Emotional? Me? Not at all...

Take a look at this painting. Happy, right? Not for me, the first thing I thought about is that one of them is dead. Time to see other people? Think so... And I have some juicy details waiting for me. *Insert wicked laughter*

If you have been stupid enough to read Twilight, or at least parts of it:

That belongs to ElectrikPinkPirate, who simply rocks! Twilight doesn't, it's any bad teen-movie made into a book with bad grammar and some action to make up for the sappiness.

The whole time at the end I was like: Go monkey-ass cliché and have a Romeo and Juliet-ending where she dies, it would be a small victory for the feminists! Instead Edwart (pun intended) comes swooping down from the sky and saves the helpless damsel in distress. *Face -> brick-wall!* 

And the thing that annoys me the most? The grammar! For the love of ice-cream, after punctuation it's capital letter! My old English teacher as good as decapitated us if we forgot something so basic, but here we got a dudette with a bunch of education who still haven't learned it. She should ask for her study money back...

Okay, maybe I'm over-acting now... I'm comparing her to other writers like Rowling and Paulo Coelho, maybe it isn't fair.

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Now I'm definitely crying, just found out John Travolta's son, Jett died Friday. Sure, I didn't really know who he even was, but when a boy the same age as me dies in his own home, I get... Almost angry, why do bad things have to happen to young people?

Oh right, life's bloody unfair!! 

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More fun Copy-pasting! Poking a bit, no, A LOT fun at Edwart.

Why Jacob Black is better than Edward Cullen 

1. He's tall, dark and handsome. (What girl could ask for more)

2. He'll act as your very own hot water bottle. ( XD )
3. He's friendly, funny and charming. (Not to mention he actually has a sense of humour unlike someone we all know.....*cough* Edward *cough*)
4. He's always willing, more than willing to give hugs etc spontaneously.
5. He wont try to suck your blood. ( Thats a definate plus if I'm correct :P )
6. You can have a boyfriend and a pet at the same time. ( XD )
7. You get to do exciting things with him, like riding motorbikes and cliff diving. (This was Jacob, right? Not Sirius?)
8. He doesnt have a pole shoved up his ass. ( XD again.)
9. Bad boy. (speaks for itself in more ways than one. :P )
10. He'll protect you and love you forever, guaranteeing to put a smile on your face every day.
12. He's your own personal sun and sounds like (dare I say it) a great kisser!
14. he's hot (literally)
15. he doesn't say all that frufru, 10-paragraphs-long crap that Edward does. I mean, nobody talks like that in real life!!! It's disgusting
16. He makes Bella happy in a non-creepy/non-hero-worship kind of way!
17. His smile must be infectious.
18. Being with him would be normal, not every moment an "I love you so so so much that it hurts me." (Hear, hear!)
19. He doesn't have dangerous vampire people lurking around, so you're not exposed to people who want to eat you.
20. he'll kick ass to win your heart.
21. he's young, and probably good in bed.
22. How about, HE JUST IS! (XD)
23. He's just so amazingly loveable. period. I am WISHING there is a guy somewhere like good ol' Jacob... sigh...
24. He has the power to lead a pack. Edward has to answer to Carlisle! 
25. He is the fun spontaneous werewolf (!!) ready to run the world for you!
Edward is a overprotecting primadonna... >< class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Thank God!)
28. he eats human food.
29. you don't have to give up your humanity for him.
30. if you have a mishap and get pregnant you wont die.
31. (this is slightly innapropriate) he is most likely better endowed than Edward is.
32.He's not a prude (Hello 110 year old virgin? That's not virtue that's being a prude. Big time!)
33. He's not obssessively controlling. *cough* Edward *cough*
34. Therefore, if you do anything against his wishes, you don't have to always be cringing and nervous about facing his angry, moody silences afterwards.
35. You could of had a normal kid with him instead of a hybrid that grows at an alarming rate and eats her way out of your body.
36. You can have normal conversations instead only "I love you"s and "Don't leave me"s and "Make me a VAMPIRE!!!"s.
37. You don't need to pay big bucks for a mechanic.
38. Doesn't need vampire traits like *cough* Edward*cough* to be attractive. He was likeable before he became supernatural.
39. Hugging him is not like hugging a wall of cement.
40. He can make you laugh. Seriously. Once you get older and all that lovey dovey stuff begins to wear off, humor is what can keep people together.
41. HES MOSTLY HUMAN!
42. He can actually age so you dont have to become a werewolf to love him.
43. He won't force you to marry him *cough, cough* Edward *cough*
44. He's so... WOWZERZ
45. He's got colour (Edward's an oversized chunk of chalk.)
46. He's YAYAYAYAY (Edward's too emo)
47. He's not a refridgerator! (Edward's a chunk of ice)
48 and 49. He's not a dead corpse (Edward is... well... a boring guy)
50. Since when did Edward make Bella laugh? GEEZ!
51. He has long hair that you can put your fingers through. (Mmm...)
52. He's fun! (What do you do with Edward, sit there and be mushy gushy THE WHOLE TIME! That's cool for a little while, but seriously, GET A LIFE! Oh, wait, Edward's dead-ish he can't have a life.)
53. HE'S ACTUALLY ALIVE!
54. Not a freakin old man.
55. He's a werewolf
56. he doesnt talk like he's in shakespeare
57. hes not a tool (sorry edward fans) who worships your every move.
58. you could sleep with him WITHOUT destroying the bed. (But if he did, I mean, that would be a helluva shag!)
59. you dont have to go thru burning in firie pain to be with him and have his baby
60. he'll care for u but make u laugh.
61. He's not afraid to get dirty!!! 
62. He doesn't eat raw animals ( "Sorry Bella, I have deer blood breath!" "Why, its okay Edward Dear!!!")
63. He wouldn't let his wife name their child Renesme!!! ("Oh, what to name the poor child? Lets mash together the names of our mother-figures, that have to work!" >.>)
64. You cant really break him, you can hurt him, but he heals super fast!!!
65. He's flamboyant and a walking ball of sunshine
66. He's got abbs, very nice abbs. (*Drool.*)
67. he smiles a lot. :D (*Drool more.*)
68. Real men don't sparkle!
69. HE NEVER GAVE UP!
70. You wouldn't have to give up living for him.
71. He's warm! Who wants to hug a block of ice all the time?

And now the movie: Why do all the promo pics look so badly photoshopped? Annoying, annoying!

Why is everyone so turned on by Robert Pattinson? I actually find him to be kinda plain-looking, just average. The one everyone should be drooling over is Cam Gigandet, the guy who plays James. 

Time to put up a list of his awesomeness:

1. Ponytail! And rocking it. Too bad Rowling's being a bitch, he would make the perfect Bill, but since he's American it can't be done.  Anyway, I love men who looks good with long hair so now I'm gonna drag my friend with me to the movie theatre!!

2. Eyes! Click on it so it gets big and look!  Those are expressive! And red, kinda cool that too ;) This isn't just true in Twilight, check this!

3. Bad boy! The goody-two-shoes gets incredibly boring fast, too bad it's his face that's in focus there. Another one, the only reason you may say I kinda want to be in Bella's shoes.

4. Body! Excuse me while I pick up my jaw from the floor.

5. Smile! This made me go "Aah!" :D This made me smile myself.

6. Humour! He doesn't seem take himself too serious. God, I love that interview! And the snarl.

Do I have to say any more? Yeah, I do, but it's about something a bit beside him (literally).

 Good pic of his gang... Now, I don't call that olive coloured, I call it black! And why is the entire fucking movie business unable to make red hair?!?

I did it!

Just finished Twilight. I was hoping to do it before the end of 2008... Well, I'm only 4 hours and 44 minutes late.  :O

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Getting closer...

It's been a strange day...

First I didn't sleep all night, but sat in front of the screen (Curse you, Weasleys!) and read a bit of Twilight. And now I want to kill both Bella Swann and Stephanie Meyers! One time I actually stopped reading and shook the book. (I almost wrote shot, that may have been better.) And one BIG plot-hole: one of the first things she establishes is that her mother thinks she was born a 35-year-old and keeps getting more and more middle-aged for each year, still she's prototype awkward, used-to be-unpopular 16-year-old!! 

Plus, she needs to calm down and get a good fuck so she can stop drooling over Edward's muscles! Apparently they were perfect and visible through his turtle-neck sweater. HELLO?? Turtle-neck? Turtle-neck? Turtle-neck? Why? Was it laundry day so he didn't have anything else?

20 pages, or at least 15, were devoted to how amazing he was and how she was worried about him and how she got exited about seeing him. Crush, much? She 'admitted' it in the end, but she said she loved him. They barely know each other and she had used 2 months to realise he was more than a pretty face, he had a smokin' body to!!! GOD!

I actually want to read it one more time (if I get through it once) just to scribble over all the grammar that could have been better with a red pen. Stephanie, please read through what you write!

Anyway, this day: Got to school to do some caroling and hear some speeches, got some candy and took the bus to visit a sick friend with some other friends.

Home, a couple of hours later than planned I took a walk to get something out of the last daylight. Don't remember much of it, listened to music and day-dreamt.

When I got home after an hour, around half past three I took a banana, hadn't eaten any real food since breakfast.

The cat got company on her pillow on the couch and I slept an hour there with a furry blanket over me before stumbling down to my own bed, not bothering to get undressed and woke up around nine.

Then I watched a film (Schwarzenegger, yay!) and ate dinner, talked a little and ended up here again.

Now I'm going to bed, have to to try to get up tomorrow too... It's getting really close to Christmas!