Some parts of a body should remain un-shaved!

Namely between the toes. Big toes.

I was in the shower just now, something I really needed to do, and gazed down at this tuft between my legs. Yes, I should definitively trim it a bit. After a minute I figured "what the hell, I'll take it all, then I've tried that too."

Turns out a mirror makes it a whole lot easier, so I had to take a trip to my room, stark naked, dripping wet and with shaving gel between my legs (I swear that wasn't supposed to sound that suggestive!) to get one. So then I could get started for real, with a fresh razor and everything.

Then I discovered two things: 1) my hand's not that steady, and 2) sharp object should be kept away from your tender parts.

So, after a lot of work, some blood and frustration I have now the six year old look. Can't say I'm too pleased with it, feels like a "Yeah, let's try!... Oh,shit"-moment. But I tried!

Haven't dared myself to put on any clothes there after I clashed on a good deal of salve, so I fashioned a very nice-looking skirt of a towel. A 101 dalmations-towel, mind, fits very well with pink socks and grey sweater.

If nothing all it have convinced me never to try Brazilian waxing. *winces*

Waiting

Going to get picked up and go to a music festival this weekend. Something came up so I'm waaaaitiiinggg.... Bored? No, do you really think so?

The rest of the quotes... Well, basically, my friend's mother asked if I could sing, I said no and my friend laughed. Very nice of her to come with a sarcastic laughter to emphasis how bad I sing. Well, it's okay, we're close... A bit too close at times.

The other:

*Talking about plane-crashes or something along those lines*

E: Well, I'd rather not lay floating in the Atlantic now, in the middle of the winter.

Me: Yeah... *Realises it's June* No!

E: Yeah, winter... My definition of winter, the sun isn't shining.

Since we live in Europe and not Argentina or something, June should equal summer. :D

Hopefully this day will turn out a bit more ordinary than yesterday.

Hell, too...

Roaming around on the net and stumbled over someone. My thoughts: Hmm, looks like a nice girl. *begin reading* Shit, it's a boy? *Looks closer at the pic* A boy? Hell, too!

Hyper!

It's twenty-five hours since I've slept, wheee!

Today's soundtrack:

Lalala... Discovered it just now when I was when over at my friend and we just fell in love! The awesome thing about Lily Allen is that she looks like a cute little angel-girl and her lyrics are kick-arse, get out of my face, she-devil! Like this and fuck you very much. Luvluvluv!

And other than that... Fanart will fuck up your head, especially when it involves gay porn. Why do I bother to look? Because I got issues!

And I've found three 'peace out's in the last few days! One was on scrubs and the two other was... Mine. Cuz I fail!

And a funny planned quote (from my side):

Me: So, wanna know who I had over yesterday?

E: Yeah, who did you have over yesterday?

Me: Erik. He's handsome, tall... Or not very tall, taller than me, that doesn't take much, good build, a mechanic and dating someone with jacket like this. *Gestures to my jacket*

E: What?! ( O.O )

Me: Yeah, my mother's friend got the same jacket as me...

E: Wow, now I got scared you had gotten a boyfriend.

Me: Scared?

Well, may not be precisely how it went down, but more or less... And the look on her face, one word: Priceless! XD

And it's not right of me to be attracted to that much older guys. I'm hopeless, but I can't help it if he was charming and funny and kinda sexy. *blush

I was also told straight to my face it's not normal to enjoy reading books. Well, we already knew we weren't normal.

Return of Dorky

Yeah, I had an urge to look up bed wetting on Wikipedia, please don't ask me why.

Anyhow, I must have been an unusually early developed child, cuz the hormones and abitity to control the bladder don't usually develop before the age two to six years. When did I stop peeing at night, you ask. Eighteen months? Twelve months? Nope, the correct answer is six months.

Don't know why or how, but my diaper was dry in the morning from then... Weird fact no one cares about. I'll stop nerding now.

Four facts about my life:

- When I was young (10-13 something...) my mother joked that when I was finished with 10th grade in school I would probably just lay on the couch and read Donald Duck for a year.

- When I was in third grade or something, our teacher read the three first Harry Potter-books out loud to us. Most said it was pretty boring and pointless, but I couldn't help but get captured of it, especially Ron.

- When I was twelve (or something,) my cousin gave me the first Harry Potter-book for birthday or Christmas. She was reading through the series herself at the time and thought it was a nice present. I laid in my bookshelf and didn't think any more about that children's book, as I put it for myself.

- In the summer break between eight and ninth grade it was a day where I was bored out of my wits and just to have something to look at I picked up that children's book and started to read. That changed my life dramatically.

And how do all that add up?

Done with tenth grade, now failing most classes as I am too wrapped up in the Potter-verse.

I'm probably the only one who thinks it's ironic...

...You're wrong when it's right...

Been listening to Katy Perry's hot 'n' cold more or less straight for nine hours now... Not hooked at all! *Shifty eyes*

And I came up with a fun little game, I make three statements of things I've done in that time span, two is true and one is false. Your task is to figure our which one!

Okay, here we go...

1. I've looked for sexy lingerie online.

2. I've read gay porn.

3. I've been to Youtube. 

Lame, I know, but I'm bored!

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Now it's been twelve hours and I still haven't found a different song!

I'm seriously starting to doubt my sanity

I knew I was gonna take the 11.15-bus and meet my cousin about 12 o'clock. Still, somewhere along the way I convinced myself I was gonna take the 12.15-bus. Which doesn't go on Saturdays!!

3rd big mistake in 24 hours... (the two other two being not talking to that guy and trying to publish the mega-post without being connected to the net.)

Okay, maybe not that big, bit it's annoying me.

I just had a brainwave!

No, wait... Err.... Hmm.... Forgot it...

But:

[ ] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[x] I’m afraid of the dark. (if I can't see a thing I get really paranoid!)
[x] I can’t sleep in a room if the door is open, (not if it's light in the other room/hall)
[ ] I can’t sleep in a room if the door is closed
[ ] I am hetorosexual
[ ] I am homosexical
[x] I am Bi. (Let's keep all doors and windows open for now)
[ ] I am Asexual
[x] I believe in true love.
[ ] I’ve ran away from home
[ ] I listen to political music
[ ] I collect comic books
[x] I shut others out when I’m sad.
[ ] I’ve stayed out all night.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[/] I watch the news. (sometimes, sometimes listen on the radio)
[x] I love Disney movies. (the originals, not that new crap!)
[x] I am a sucker for green eyes.
[ ] I am a sucker for brown eyes.
[ ] I am a sucker for blue eyes.
[ ] I don't kill bugs
[ ] I have “x”s in my screen name.
[x] I’ve slipped and fell in public.
[ ] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a real conversation
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] I have worn pajamas to class.
[x] I want a better job
[ ] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.
[ ] I love Dr. Phil.
[x] I like multiple people
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I am self-conscious.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I have tried (tasted) alcohol.
[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.
[x] I have tried a cigarette.
[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.
[ ] I loved Lord of the Flies.
[x] I have cough drops when I’m not sick. (or we have it on the house, at least)
[ ] I can’t swallow pills.
[ ] I have a lot of scars.
[ ] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I like chocolate. (Really dark!)
[x] I bite my nails. (more lite chew on. I stooped biting when I got braces, because Icouldn|t reach my nails to bite them )
[/] I am not comfortable with being me. (Feel like I don't know me for the moment...)
[x] I play computer games when I’m bored.
[x] Gotten lost in the city.
[x] Thought of suicide before. (Not for long, I know how it ruins everything )
[ ] Seen a shooting star.
[x] Gone out in public in my pajamas
[ ] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Been in a fist fight.
[x] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose.
[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] Made out in an elevator.
[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose.
[ ] Been skydiving.
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[x] Gotten stitches.
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] Bitten someone.
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.
[x] Gotten the chicken pox.
[ ] Crashed into a car.
[ ] Been to Germany.
[x] Ridden in a taxi.
[ ] Shoplifted.
[ ] Been fired.
[x] Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.(If you red tis Rupert Grint, CONTACT ME!!! okay, done being pathetic...)
[ ] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date.
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] Been to Europe.
[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced
[x] Saw someone/something dying.
[ ] have a list of people you want to kill.
[ ] Ridden in a car over 400 miles in one day
[ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] Thrown up in a bar.
[ ] Eaten sushi.
[x] Cried in public.(Most annoying thing I do)
[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.
[ ] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn’t have.
[ ] Thought of someone a lot lately.
[ ] Hate the world.
[ ] I think I’m really attractive.
[ ] I prefer winter over summer.
[x] I am a geek.
[ ] I am a shopaholic.
[x] I am reasonably intelligent.
[x] I am attracted to girls.
[x] I am attracted to boys.
[x] I like British accents.
[ ] I smoke regularly.
[x] I smoke socially.
[x] I drink socially.
[ ] I drink regularly.
[ ] I get drunk easily.
[ ] I do “drug(s)”.
[ ] I will never date a bad kisser.
[ ] I’ve lied to avoid kissing them again.
[ ] I brush my hair at least 50 times a night.
[ ] I am religious.
[x] I am not religious but have morals.
[x] I lie frequently. (not about big things...)
[x] I am impulsive. (and then regret it when something bad happens)
[x] I am hardworking. (as long as it interests me, so I'm also kinda lazy)
[x] I loved Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. (Liked)
[ ] She’s All That is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I am good at History.
[ ] I speak more than two languages.
[ ] I enjoy taking pictures.
[x] I like spending money on myself.
[x] I like spending money on others.
[ ] I have a regular income.
[ ] I earn money on a job-by-job basis.
[ ] I pay my own bills.
[x] I rely on my parents for money.
[x] I can cook.
[ ] I enjoy cleaning.
[ ] Tidiness is a must in my life.
[ ] I like clutter.
[ ] My idea of good music is Britney Spears.
[ ] I am fashion-conscious.
[ ] I have good taste.
[ ] People tell me I have good taste.
[ ] I am good at sports.
[x] I am good at certain sports.
[x] I couldn’t do sports to save my life. (Some I'll survive, but that's really few!)
[x] I am creative. (Sometimes, but usually I'm the only one that sees how brilliant it is. not)
[ ] I am extremely artistically inclined.
[ ] I want to be an artist when I grow up.
[ ] I want to be an engineer when I grow up.
[x] I eat when I’m upset.
[ ] I cannot adapt to change.
[ ] I am interested in politics.
[ ] I have shoplifted.
[x] I download MP3s.
[x] I have done underage drinking.
[ ] I have gone underage clubbing.
[ ] I can dance reasonably well.
[ ] I can dance extremely well.
[x] I dance like a cardboard gorilla.
[ ] I can sing.
[x] I sing like someone stepped on my foot.
[x] I can swim.
[ ] I enjoy surveys.
[x] I enjoy surveys when I’m bored.
[ ] I keep a journal.
[ ] My teachers don’t like me.
[ ] I enjoy controversy.
[x] I can be a bitch/bastard.
[x] I have a thing for bad boys/girls.
[ ] I have tattoos.
[ ] I’ve been in a nudist colony.
[ ] I’m not sure if I want to have children.
[ ] I’m not sure if I’ll get married.
[ ] I know who I will marry.
[ ] Someone has a crush on me. (not that I know of)
[ ] I am interesting...
[x] I am a good liar. (Depends)
[x] People enjoy talking to me.
[x] I annoy people from time to time.
[ ] I am a born leader.
[ ] I am a born leader but shouldn’t lead.
[ ] I’ve snuck out of the house.
[ ] I have a foot fetish.
[ ] I have a shoe fetish
[x] I watch Sex And The City. (Sometimes)
[ ] I don’t think Sarah Jessica Parker is pretty.
[ ] I want to be J Lo.
[ ] I cut myself.
[x] I have cut myself.
[x] I hate people who pretend to be suicidal.
[ ] I hate popular people.
[x] I think cheer leading is a sport. (kinda, since you excercise)
[ ] I am photogenic.
[ ] I live in Chucks.
[x] I think graffiti is art.
[ ] I have dated a criminal.
[ ] I have been cheated on.
[ ] I have cheated on someone.
[x] I have a temper.
[ ] I like playgrounds.
[x] I dance in the rain.
[ ] I am obsessed with Shakespeare.
[x] I have tan lines. (or a line between pale to OMG-get-my-sunglasses-it's-so-white-pale)
[ ] My favorite color is pink.
[ ] My favorite color is black.
[ ] I would classify myself as emo.
[ ] I am musically inclined.
[x] I like listening to music.
[ ] I like music-blasting cars.
[ ] Thongs are comfortable
[ ] I like flip-flops.
[x] I know what monogamy is
[x] … and I believe in it. (partly, it depends)
[ ] I want to be a social worker when I grow up.
[ ] I have sibling[s]
[ ] My siblings annoy me
[ ] I think South Park is funny.
[x] I prefer Google
[ ] I can sit Indian Style
[x] I own a cat
[ ] I plan on owning more.
[x] I read a lot.
[x] I’ve cheated on a test.
[x] I’ve let someone cheat off of me on a test

Bored!

Guess what I have?

Live TV : Ustream

Thehe, I'm bored and well, .... ... *,*