Queen of...

*Entering bedroom*
Me: So, did you catch him?
E: Who?
Me: The guy who set off the bomb.

A small hint of how "tidy" it was there. You know, there isn't any law against at least organising the chaos.
Well, I'm not one to talk, it's hard to tell the table down in my room is in fact glass and see-through. Don't worry, though, all the dust is covered by a thick layer of books, sketch book, and clothes, all of which should have been put away... But it is rather organised, I know where everything is!

With that being said... P.S. I love you is the best movie since ever and I pray God I won't turn into Holly on the beginning there! Honestly, with that show of woman-ness makes me doubt I have ovaries, at the same time make me so lucky to have them so I will (hopefully) not have to deal with an over-emotional wife in the future. I'd much rather deal with a Gerry-ish husband, minus the dying-of-brain-tumor part. Nice!

And it's not wrong to listen to Christmas songs now, is it? Cuz I'm obsessed with Fairytale of New York, hence the title.

Sometimes we're genius...

... Sometimes we're not.

E: What's the opposite of disappear?

Me (slightly annoyed): Appear!... Honestly, you just remove the dis...

Inside your head / on the floor

"Of course it is happening inside your head...but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" - Albus Dumbledore
I'm gonna slam that in the face of my psychiatrist!

No, I'm not, but it shows that I'm at least not more delusional than Rowling, right? Right?!?

And we were talking about how to spell dyslexia, cuz E sent me a text here a while ago where she had spelled it "dysilexia" or something like that...
E: Don't you hear that silent I?
Me: No, I don't hear silent Is, honey!

But I do hear silent Hs, as in  "honestly". Honestly, I do!

And we shared a bed, since we're too lazy to find a mattress and she insisted on sleeping outmost, even though she constantly either throws down her covers or falls out herself...
Me: Come a bit closer here, then, so you don't fall out.
E: Yeah, I'm just gonna turn over here. *Thunk!*
Me *leaning over the edge to see her sprawled out on the floor, shaking with laughter*: Did you survive?
E: Yes, but I hit my foot!

Problems, if you ask me. XD

Bloglovin'

Now I'm actually on bloglovin! Wasn't my idea though, but maybe someone else will get lost in the jungle of blogs and discover how stoopid my humour is at times.

Also, it's the big Twin Talk days now, I don't know how many things we've (me and E) have said together the last few days... One of the funnier had to be after dinner and we both looked at each other and "Thanks for the food!" in complete sync. Yay pizza, by the way!

Cake!

Alternatively: I bought a cupcake for us to share, but you ate the whole damn thing!

Yes, "share" is not in someone's dictionary. Just as "eat up or the others will take all the cake" isn't in someone elses. But I did get cake today! That's what grandmothers are for! :D

Talking of, the strangest thing happened! My Grandmother have actually bought a spinning-bike now and have it in the room where I dreamt she had it! Freaky! But it did not play music and my admirer did not show up, which is good all the same, I'd get scared out of my skin if he had managed to track me down. On the other hand, he is Irish... Well, it wouldn't be the best of timings, with me being at my grandparents. Hm...

And it is apparently more flattering to be compared with Hagrid than your boyfriend's ex. Go figure...  XD

In Scotland

"In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes." - Billy Connolly

Sounds familiar? Damn, he stole our proverb! Talking of weather, it's gloriously raining here, while further up (both north and higher mountain-like) it's snowing. Much as I detest winter, it might as well come properly, it's not that much fun with autumn.

Another thing that struck me, would you call a young Scotsman a Scotlad? A Scotlad from Scotland? XD

Well, the reason for my sudden interest in Mr. Connolly:

To be born and raised in Glasgow, Connolly sure sounds like a Sassenach. But then again, Gerry's accent is a thick as week-old parritch here. I'd marry that man, if there was a chance. Yes, I know he's almost as old as my mother, but I don't fucking care! (I'm talking about Gerry here, but given the chance I probably would take a night with Billy too, he's got more than charm enough.)

Just something I forgot;

There's a difference between "fighting fire" and "farting fire", although it leads to hilarity when one mixes them up.

Yoghurt mishaps and some other incidents

I managed to spill my yoghurt on the table today and was just about to get up to get napkins, but luckily (which is very hard to spell right now; kuckely, luckely, etc.) my "wife" had some in her purse. Somehow it made me feel like Frank Randall... I had to ask where she got them, cuz I remember her putting them in there some time ago and it turned out she had snatched them from the cafe last time we went there for lunch. At the time I didn't see why she would bother bringing them, but in hindsight I'm glad she did.

She was also very nice and spilled water down my jeans. Luckily (very funny word today) we were outside, so it didn't matter, but I didn't quite see the point. When I said this, she said she didn't know the bottle was open and when she put it between her legs and squeezed, she "came" all over me...

We talked about Outlander, which isn't anything new exactly, but she mixed Fred and Frank. Not funny to most people, but if you know George (as in Weasley) have been translated to Frank, it is. To me, at least.

Plus... Yeah, we discussed the prononoucing of "neither". She says "naither" while I say "neither" with clean E so to speak. My step-father was nice enough to inform us that is Cockney accent and I plainly went down the stairs shouting "I love cocks!" She voiced in with "me too! Your step-father didn't hear that."

Now we're about to watch Enchanted and soon eat I hope. :D

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Okay, so I was wearing a rather old pair of jeans, with long tails of fabric worn off on the bottoms of the legs. A great trip wire, I discovered when I laid sprawled upstairs in the hall.

And time for a little game! Well, not so much a game as a device to pass time. (I should probably put some spoiler warning here; do not proceed if you don't want to know what happens in Outlander and coming books.)

I proudly presents: Failed ways to kill Jamie Fraser!

1. Hang him. Won't do you much good when Claire sweeps in with a horde of cattle to rescue him from the prison.

2. Break his arm and hope an infection festers in the wound. Again, Claire is there to save the day.

3. Shoot him in the head. He's too thick-sculled, that Scot!

4. Make him go berserk on a suicide-mission against the Redcoats. Well, in that case he'll just run like a madman 'til he's behind the English guns, then back again until some greater power sees it fitting for him to be cornered. Then, let the officer who plans on banging his head off recognise him and he'll be well on his way back to Lallybroch and Jenny Murray, a force stronger than nasty germs.

Anyone have more to add? 

SHITTING, FUCKING, BLOODY HELL!

Yeah, someone came with that exclaimation today, in a rather Irish accent. And it wasn't me. 

Reminds me, we had a kind of "listen and place the people" thing in English today. I took three of them just on the name. As long as we're driving on stereotypes, Hamish McDonald would be Scottish, Seamus Sweeney would be Irish and the chick with an Indy-sounding name would be from India. Frankly, in real life they could have been from the States or any other place, but I figured they took it the safe way. Plus, I got a rather hysterical laughter-fit over the Scottish accent, it was just... Well, I've been reading more Outlander books, have started on the third now, so I'm getting more and more fond of Scotland by the minute. Fonder, is that a word?

Think I surprised the teacher a bit by knowing what haggis is. Well, that's thanks to Jamie and that lot. But I seemed unable to say "sheep", it kept coming out as "cheap". Reminds me of when I said I would go "Christmas chopping". Well, the teacher pronounced "come" as "cum", so what do I have to say? He's from Wales, do that help? I think I was the only one who noticed too. Honestly, cum?

My hand also decided that instead of scribbling "long live guesswork" next to a grammar activity I failed at, it wrote "long live Scotland." Uh-hum...

No red baloons now, but this is the 200th post. Shitting, fucking, bloody hell! I've written a lot of hilarity, I've been told. More to come, I hope.

Popcorn party tonight. Basically foam party, but with popcorn! :D

Sex quotes

Because, honestly, the last few days I had a lot of cock-in-mouth moments (like foot-in-mouth, only sex-related).

Me: I have my period.

H: Well, that we needed to know.

Me: Eh, I share my sex life on the net, so -

H: Oh, so you -

Me: Yeah, I do have a sex life! *Everyone else is silent* Yeah, er... Start talking again now.

Pretty embarrasing, but could've been worse.

Me: *Looking in a magazine* Oh, he was good-looking. But then again, everything...

MM: Everything with two legs and a male organ...

Me: Yup, I call everything with two legs and a dick good-looking, and can people stop BEING SO DAMN QUIET!

Again everyone had heard what I've said... At least I managed not to shout out "I hope my period is over soon, cuz I'm goddamn horney!" I whispered it instead...

Honestly, I'm not too picky about the legs either, heartbeat and dick and I'm satisfied. Man, I'm getting desperate! Which is not a good thing. Just have to enjoy Jamie in the meantime.

R: Get me another cup of tea.

E: I'm not a butler!

Me: If you had been, I'd shag you. (Meaning Gerard Butler)

E: If I had been, I'd shag myself!

How that would happen, we didn't exactly know, but wanking in front of a big mirror was suggested, which I have to admit is a weird, but good sex fantasy.

Recap of yesterday:

*Seeing a dude at the gas station*

Me: Okay, I've watched too many photos of a certain person.

E: No, that guy did look like Gerard Butler.

Me: Okay, it's not just me being crazy!

But that dude did look like a shaved Gerard Butler. Not that that's great, he's one of the few people who can pull off the half-beard and actually look good. We also got talking about how he is with an American accent and "Gerard Butler without Scottish accent is like pizza without cheese!"

We also got asked if we were sisters or something, because we seemed so close and stuff. Yay.

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EFF! You-see-kay! I know of one person who stops by here regularly, who the heck are the rest of you? Would hurt if you left a comment, cuz now I got curious as hell! :D

Quotes

*Watching Hairspray*

Edna (AKA John Travolta): I know a little something 'bout men.

Me and E coruses: Yes, cuz you are one!

We act like sisters, no, twins, even though we aren't remotely related in any way. Plus, she enjoys pulling at her earrings sometimes and joked she would pull off her entire ear one of these days, whereas I had to ask if she would attend my funeral. When that funeral is depends on when she loses her ear.

-.-.-.-.-.-

Me: (something I can't remember)... Waps.

E: Waps?

Me: Yeah, waps.

E: Wasp, you mean.

Me: Yeah, I just said that... 

Long time, no see

Haven't happened much around here, but now I think I have some quotes and other randomness to share.

Me: *insert what I can't remember telling my step-father her*

He didn't hear it all.

E: She said *insert that same thing here*, I didn't say it. Except now I said it...

Yep, one of her cute spots again. And not only that, I concluded she was wife, child, sister and friend in one... Which would make me the husband, mother, sister and friend. First one is a little... Sorry, I don't have dick or balls. XD

Just look past the horrible outfit for a moment:

Where did her boobs go? They were hanging there a year ago! (or something like that.)

And it was after that drawing I discovered I could draw bodies. Naked bodies. Porn! X3 Yeah, pretty big cock, after her request, I figured with all the muscles he was compensating for something, but she pointed out that when we're first gonna have porn we might as well have good porn! And I agree!

And we don't remember what we said two minutes ago, so we aren't able to share it. But we will eat chocolate. Strawberry chocolate!

What am I?

Okay, I'm sitting here, thinking (yes, it do happen...) about Twilight and how incredibly bad Edward masked his vampirism, especially in the movie. When Bella touched his hand and remarked it was cold, he just looked bothered instead of coughing up some comment about how his hands always are cold, that's what I do when people as if I am freezing just because my fingers are turning blue.

Hey, maybe I'm a vampire, since my hands are so cold and my friend almost got shocked when she saw I had got somewhat of a tan. Hey, next time someone says I'm cold I'll just reply "vampires usually are." That'll make my day!

So I'm now proclaimed myself to be the lost Cullen, since my hair also is kinda coppery in colour from time to time and I could pass as Edward's twin. NO! Bella would be my sister-in-law! Hell, I don't want that. Beside, I do tan some and my eyes are grey-green or something, not red or amber. 

And I suddenly got freckles this year from the sun, I don't sparkle... Wait a minute! You know what I am? I'm not the long-lost Cullen, I'm the long-lost Weasley! Or maybe Prewett. I'm killing myself here... No, I'm just geeking out as usual.

The cats have been busy today, I think. First they came in with a big rat-like - luckily dead - creature and the youngest started playing possum-ball with it out on the veranda. Well, possum-ball is far from the right term, but it sounds funny!

Then, an hour or so later he came in with the tiniest, cutest little mouse I've seen in years, still alive and peeping. I took it from him and let it out again, but it fitted inside my hand, I could close my fingers around it!

... Just realised nothing interesting have happened. Go read another blog for 'interesting' or find a movie!  ,!,,

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"The product remained unavailable in the United States until only recently (the U.S. is PepsiCo's native market, and the largest consumer of carbonated soft drinks), where one of its principal ingredients had not yet been approved by the Food and Drug Administration. The ingredient in question—acesulfame potassium—is combined with aspartame to provide the beverage's sweetness, whereas some other diet colas are sweetened by aspartame alone."  

-- Wikipedia.

So, the shit I drink at least three liters of a week contains things just recently approved in the U.S? That's slightly frightening...

At the other hand, haven't killed me yet.

"The fact that Twilight sold millions of copies worldwide just means that people were screwing like bunnies ten years ago and don't know the meaning of 'condoms', 'birth control', and 'morning-after pills'."

Not mine, someone signature on dA, but it's true!

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I just found out what the horrid smell in the kitchen is. I've checked the trash, the dishwasher, the empty juice-cartons, everything logical that could start smelling in the heat, with no luck.

Now I saw one of the cats had decided the corner was a nice place for a poop. Purrfect! It's mostly my own fault for locking them in at night, but I thought they would do their business outside before I closed the doors. Argh, just have to clean it up... Blah!

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"You're on a broom for a long time, like a few hours at a go," Grint grinned. "You're literally sitting on a broom and it gets a little bit sore down under a bit. It's been fun, but it's quite hard work." -- Harry Potter' Cast Reveal The Secrets Of Quidditch

That's the nice way of saying it literary is a pain in the arse. Oh, Rupert, let me massage your sore balls... Uh, what? I didn't say anything!

Post #163

Don't really have anything to write about, but you'll get some nits and bits.

- Met a cute guy, two years younger than me, but could easily pass as older. Had more bling in his ears than me. Probably won't see him again, unless I decide to go all stalkerish...

- Slept over a night at our summer-house, but had trouble actually falling asleep as I desperately needed to write something down and didn't have my mac with me. Got up, found pen and paper and discovered my hand-writing isn't as bad as I thought, not that it's good anyway.

- Can't think of anything else, except a small quote:

*Watching Top Model*

TV: ... Spunk and spirit...

E: What did she just say?

Me: Spunk and spirit and I just spat!

Yeah, pretty lame, and I'm not even sure it was spirit or something else, but... Well, I updated!

Nothing's going on around the net it seems like... Silly me want The-Starhorse to update, but that's not going to happen, cuz unlike me she probably have a life... A less suckier one, at least.

Well, my life doesn't suck so much now, it's summer and warm weather, so I'm not really complaining. :D

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Severus Snape to the Weasley-twins: “That’s what trousers are for. To keep your bum warm while you sit on the floor.”

XD Honestly! Hilarious! Found in the short fic Breakdown.

Night in the theatre

So, me and my friend went to see a movie, 17 Again. Good and funny movie, I recommend it, especially if you have nothing against staring at Zac Efron's tanned face for one and a half hour.

What time is it?

Time for quotes!

While watching the movie:

E: Yeah, have a party in that geek... Geek-station!

Me: Geek-station, pretty accurate.

And after the film was done and we were walking to the restroom I managed to call him Jack Efron, don't ask me why, I wasn't thinking when I talked, but realised something sounded wrong. XD

Plus, after my friend had told me she had to have five kids to use all the names she have picked out, I came with a little comment: "I already feel sorry for your vagina... Did I just say that out loud?" 

I seem to not know my own age, I go for children's ticket on the bus, but buy cigarettes... Yay, I got Marlboro! :D

The Bailey's survived!

Our night was great, except we had a small fight. Someone had PMS and wouldn't let someone else talk with her ex-boyfriend alone. We made up in the end, so everything's fine again now, but I'm warning you, don't get in her way when she have her period, she snaps totally!

Other than that, we're 'twinning' more and more, people will probably soon start wondering if we do some telepathy-stuff or something.

Example:

F: What's up?

Me and E in complete unison: Nothin'.

It's almost creepy and I keep entertaining myself by checking if we still have our ears. Want an explanation to that? 

Bomb, it have to do with Harry Potter! *Loud groan from the readers* Shut up! Anyway, the Weasley-twins have a habit of finishing each others sentences and saying things in unison, and George looses an ear, right? So, in my twisted mind we are like the Weasley-twins, just that we have all our ears and we're both alive. Yeah, yeah, dorky...

And yes, we didn't finish the bottle, we just took a gulp every now and then, straight from the bottle, cuz we were too lazy to get glasses.

Listening to Roxette now, great music, go check it out!

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Several times now I've had the urge to say "kiss my Irish arse!" I don't have an Irish arse! I don't even have Irish whiskey. I got Bailey's, but "kiss my Irish cream!" hardly sounds impressive. At any rate I still have an arse. XD

Waiting

Going to get picked up and go to a music festival this weekend. Something came up so I'm waaaaitiiinggg.... Bored? No, do you really think so?

The rest of the quotes... Well, basically, my friend's mother asked if I could sing, I said no and my friend laughed. Very nice of her to come with a sarcastic laughter to emphasis how bad I sing. Well, it's okay, we're close... A bit too close at times.

The other:

*Talking about plane-crashes or something along those lines*

E: Well, I'd rather not lay floating in the Atlantic now, in the middle of the winter.

Me: Yeah... *Realises it's June* No!

E: Yeah, winter... My definition of winter, the sun isn't shining.

Since we live in Europe and not Argentina or something, June should equal summer. :D

Hopefully this day will turn out a bit more ordinary than yesterday.

Ordinary Day

 

Woke up to this today, which was pretty damn good. Laid in the bed, face halfway down in the pillow and sang with it. So then it just remains to wait and see if this day is ordinary.

Did I mention my and me friend spontaneously began singing Tailor Swifts' Our Song here the other day? Our life turn into a frickin' musical sometimes... I'll post the soundtrack one day.

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Ordinary day, my arse!

A lot have happened the last ten hours. It all started when I took the three-buss to my friend. At first it was all ordinary, we talked and was on the net and I reminded her about a song I had to show her and she said it was no wonder I found it, since the video was a Charlie Weasley-fan-thing, but it's the only good version on Youtube!

Then at six o'clock we went out to meet a guy, OM, cuz he was going to buy some drink for us for the weekend. Still not far from ordinary. We met one of his friends, S, and the madness began!

OM had great fun tickling my friend, E, which S soon joined in on, but they were both disappointed I wasn't ticklish. At last S found my ticklish spots, right under my arms and my tits. I ended up squirming on top of him.

Heads home for OM and some alarm-bell should have gone off with us girls, but dammit, we were horny! (Well, I was, at any rate...) Tickling continues, several are groped and my boobs are not left alone. 

After a while clothes starts coming off and the guys had a little competition of who had come the furthest, whereas at one point I commented, "they're boys, of course it's a competition!"

Me and S 'won' and he found a condom and E is slightly flustered at what we're doing.

Me: Good luck finding that hole, it's easier to find Atlantis!

But turned out we had luck and, well, I had sex with my best friend watching. Strangely that doesn't freak me out...

E: Are you okay?

She asked that while we were frickin'  trying to shag! And yes, I was very okay.

At some point I and S moved to couch, the bed was getting too small and we changed to me riding him.

E (calling from the bedroom): Are you okay?

Me *panting*: Yeah...

*Keep going for a while*

E: Sure you're okay?

Me *still panting*: Yes!

S: How's it going with the two of you?

*No answer, just silence. I keep riding.*

E *standing in the doorway*: Hi...

Me *annoyed, stopped and turned to her*: Hi. Go back now.

E: No.

Me: Okay. *Starts riding again.*

E: Now I'm going back!

By a miracle it was quiet from her for a while.

E: You're gonna miss the ten o'clock bus.

Me *stops again.*: Oh?

OM: Yeah, it's four to now. You can make it, but...

Me: Nah... *More interested in shagging.* I'll just call my Mum. *Gets stuck with that image in my head.* Just give me a moment here... *Tries catching my breath before continuing.*

Then we stopped because OM asked what boxers S had, cuz he was trying to find his own and we went back to the bedroom, someone with his dick standing straight up.

Me: Okay, where is my jeans? *Goes through the heap between the bed and wall.* Ah, come on, I need it.

E *with a freaked-out expression.*: Oh my God, I dreamt this! We had sex and then you couldn't find your trousers! It's just like the dream!

Me: Okay...

S rummaged a bit in the heap now on the bed and finds both his t-shirt and my jeans. We got dressed and ready to leave and well...

Me: I have the feeling I've forgot something. *Feels to check I have my bra, top, knickers, jeans, phone, etc.* Hmm...

E: Only your virginity.

Me *dryly*: Ha-ha.

Then we went home and I have a couple of more quotes, but I'm too tired to post them right now, I'm worn out after this extraordinary day... Riding is hard work, dammit!

Oh, no, wait, E called one of my jeans buttbling cuz it have these gems on the back-pockets.

Nighty.

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Just cuz I really should be getting to bed:
BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea
[ ] You know what a brolly is
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast
[x] You dislike EMOS! almost as much as you dislike chavs
[x] It's football...not soccer

Total = 4

AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip flops all year
[] You love a backyard barbie
[x] You know a barbie is not just a doll
[x] You love the beach
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned
[] You're a bit of a bogan
[] You have an australian accent

Total =3

ITALIAN
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes/made her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes like.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color
[ ] You can speak italian
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total = 5

MEXICAN
[] You say member instead of remember
[] You can speak Spanish
[x] You like tacos
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You have tanned skin
[] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are

Total = 2

RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon
[x] You get short tempered
[] You know of somebody named Natasha
[x] You get cold easily
[] Rain is fun for you
[x] You get into contests all the time
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather

Total= 3

IRISH
[x] You love to drink
[x] You have a bad temper
[] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O'
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair
[x] You have/had freckles
[/] Your family get togethers always include drinking and/or singing

Total = 5.5

AFRICAN-AMERICAN
[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair
[] You like rap
[] You know how to shoot a gun
[] You think President George W. Bush is racist
[x] You like chicken
[x] You like watermelon
[] You can dance.
[] You can ‘sing’ gospel

Total = 2

ASIAN
[] You like rice a lot
[/] You are good at math
[] You have played the piano
[ ] You have family from Asia
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes, typhoons
[] You go to Baulko

Total = 1.5

GERMAN
[x] You like bread
[] You think American Chocolate is good
[] You speak some German
[x] You know what Schnitzel is
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2"

Total =4

CANADIAN
[] You like/play/played hockey
[] You love beer
[x] You say eh
[] You know what poutine is
[] You speak some french
[] You love Tim Horton's
[] At one point you lived in a farm house
[x] You watch/watched degrassi

Total = 2

AMERICAN
[] Hate foreigners
[] Hate non-Christians
[x] Lazy
[] Not cultured
[x] Dislike abortion
[] Love the death penalty
[] Don't read
[] Shop at walmart
[] Think this bulletin is rather biased

Total = 2

EGYPTIAN
[] You love taameya and foul
[] You always manage to buy something for 10% of the original price
[] You've never seen traffic lights before
[x] You don't mind if someone arrives late
[] You say insha allah after about everything
[] When you ask someone to wait a moment you make a 'crocodile' gesture with your hands while saying 'shwaya shwaya' or 'di'i'a wahda'
[x] You know a minute does not have to be 60 seconds
[]You hate the president

Total = 2