Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

More strange dreams

First, I was at my Grandmother's. Second, I was playing music... On a spinning bike! Yup, that's the new instrument of the year! I have no idea how I did it, but I somehow read some notes and played Christmas carols by stepping on the pedals in a particular way.

Then, again, a sex dream... Now in my old house, my parents' bed and with a guy I have no idea who was. He was there while I played on the bike, too. Basically, he was pale, not particulary blessed about the hair and not fit, but not exactly fat either. Bugged me who he was until I entered the glorious world of Facebook before my breakfast and discovered that "bloody hell, it's him!" My (not-so-)secret Irish admirer which I have added as a friend for fun's sake. Creepy? He calls me pretty and I start having dreams about him? Not in a romantic way, though, sex is just sex for me.

Anyway, I've been having a lot of strange dreams lately and it probably answers to having a very full head, as of the last weeks. Won't get to empty it before school starts again, though, ironically enough... Tell you more about that when it is something to tell.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Yoghurt mishaps and some other incidents

I managed to spill my yoghurt on the table today and was just about to get up to get napkins, but luckily (which is very hard to spell right now; kuckely, luckely, etc.) my "wife" had some in her purse. Somehow it made me feel like Frank Randall... I had to ask where she got them, cuz I remember her putting them in there some time ago and it turned out she had snatched them from the cafe last time we went there for lunch. At the time I didn't see why she would bother bringing them, but in hindsight I'm glad she did.

She was also very nice and spilled water down my jeans. Luckily (very funny word today) we were outside, so it didn't matter, but I didn't quite see the point. When I said this, she said she didn't know the bottle was open and when she put it between her legs and squeezed, she "came" all over me...

We talked about Outlander, which isn't anything new exactly, but she mixed Fred and Frank. Not funny to most people, but if you know George (as in Weasley) have been translated to Frank, it is. To me, at least.

Plus... Yeah, we discussed the prononoucing of "neither". She says "naither" while I say "neither" with clean E so to speak. My step-father was nice enough to inform us that is Cockney accent and I plainly went down the stairs shouting "I love cocks!" She voiced in with "me too! Your step-father didn't hear that."

Now we're about to watch Enchanted and soon eat I hope. :D

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Okay, so I was wearing a rather old pair of jeans, with long tails of fabric worn off on the bottoms of the legs. A great trip wire, I discovered when I laid sprawled upstairs in the hall.

And time for a little game! Well, not so much a game as a device to pass time. (I should probably put some spoiler warning here; do not proceed if you don't want to know what happens in Outlander and coming books.)

I proudly presents: Failed ways to kill Jamie Fraser!

1. Hang him. Won't do you much good when Claire sweeps in with a horde of cattle to rescue him from the prison.

2. Break his arm and hope an infection festers in the wound. Again, Claire is there to save the day.

3. Shoot him in the head. He's too thick-sculled, that Scot!

4. Make him go berserk on a suicide-mission against the Redcoats. Well, in that case he'll just run like a madman 'til he's behind the English guns, then back again until some greater power sees it fitting for him to be cornered. Then, let the officer who plans on banging his head off recognise him and he'll be well on his way back to Lallybroch and Jenny Murray, a force stronger than nasty germs.

Anyone have more to add? 

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Sex quotes

Because, honestly, the last few days I had a lot of cock-in-mouth moments (like foot-in-mouth, only sex-related).

Me: I have my period.

H: Well, that we needed to know.

Me: Eh, I share my sex life on the net, so -

H: Oh, so you -

Me: Yeah, I do have a sex life! *Everyone else is silent* Yeah, er... Start talking again now.

Pretty embarrasing, but could've been worse.

Me: *Looking in a magazine* Oh, he was good-looking. But then again, everything...

MM: Everything with two legs and a male organ...

Me: Yup, I call everything with two legs and a dick good-looking, and can people stop BEING SO DAMN QUIET!

Again everyone had heard what I've said... At least I managed not to shout out "I hope my period is over soon, cuz I'm goddamn horney!" I whispered it instead...

Honestly, I'm not too picky about the legs either, heartbeat and dick and I'm satisfied. Man, I'm getting desperate! Which is not a good thing. Just have to enjoy Jamie in the meantime.

R: Get me another cup of tea.

E: I'm not a butler!

Me: If you had been, I'd shag you. (Meaning Gerard Butler)

E: If I had been, I'd shag myself!

How that would happen, we didn't exactly know, but wanking in front of a big mirror was suggested, which I have to admit is a weird, but good sex fantasy.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Can you handle the sexy?


I mean... *drool* Not sure what's going on, except I'm imaginating pokey nipples in absence of any. I've always liked her as an actor and her together with Gerard,  who is simply one of the hottest men out there, well... It's doomed to be sexy!

Now, Jennifer, just turn around and kneel down... *Whistles innocently*

Friday, August 14, 2009

KILTS!

(Yeah, I'm breaking my own rule here, two posts in one day, but I have to share this!)

Just look at some of these! *Drool*

Well, maybe not these two fellows. Dude, we can see your balls! That's kinda something you should know, when you're wearing a ski- kilt and nothing under! Is that a Carlsberg?


Mel Gibson. In a kilt. 'Nough said.


No idea who this lad is, but dang! Not bad!



*Brain implode!*

Yeah, I think we shall now!

Having a party tomorrow and I think one of the boys will find himself in my plaid skirt before the night is over. X3 

Next fall we're going to Ireland and/or Scotland and get desperately hammered on whiskey and bed as many hot men as possible. Hey, it's not a sin to enjoy sex! (Or maybe it is, but not in my word!)

A Thing Called Love seems to be my new favorite song for the moment, have it on repeat now. 

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Just one last one:

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Coffee and smoke!

I don't do good on coffee, so this will probably make no sense what-so-ever!

Was out of smoke from Friday night to today afternoon (Sunday in other words), did Darren/Harry's pose from the beginning of AVPM, yelled at my cat for being late and not grooming himself and my phone doesn't work. Yay for my life!

When I first got that smoke today, however, it was better than sex! Better and more satisfying than raw, wild, sweaty sex! ... *shifty eyes*

Also have no appetite or memory, I think I've eaten a wok, a pizza and a slice of bread the last two or three days. Reminds me, I should put the bread in the freezer, which in turn reminds me of this:

And his name is Mr. Safety... Irony, anyone? (Well, he's not actually named that, it's Cory Willams, I believe.)

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Long time, no see

Haven't happened much around here, but now I think I have some quotes and other randomness to share.

Me: *insert what I can't remember telling my step-father her*

He didn't hear it all.

E: She said *insert that same thing here*, I didn't say it. Except now I said it...

Yep, one of her cute spots again. And not only that, I concluded she was wife, child, sister and friend in one... Which would make me the husband, mother, sister and friend. First one is a little... Sorry, I don't have dick or balls. XD

Just look past the horrible outfit for a moment:

Where did her boobs go? They were hanging there a year ago! (or something like that.)

And it was after that drawing I discovered I could draw bodies. Naked bodies. Porn! X3 Yeah, pretty big cock, after her request, I figured with all the muscles he was compensating for something, but she pointed out that when we're first gonna have porn we might as well have good porn! And I agree!

And we don't remember what we said two minutes ago, so we aren't able to share it. But we will eat chocolate. Strawberry chocolate!

Monday, July 13, 2009

Random update

My MacBook crashed, so I can't really update, just have to hog my step-father's ThinkPad every now and again to get by.

Just watched Little White Lie on Youtube, it's good! A mini-series which is something like Hanna Montana meets talent and plot. Recomend watching it, it have great music, good plot, great actors and is fitted together perfectly. Those peeps knows how to handle a camera and add a soundtrack!

Other than that, been pretty dead around here. Had fish and pasta for dinner her one day, which surprisingly was good.

Also discovered I could draw porn. Or, naked torsos at least, but it's much more fun to say porn. :D

Probably won't update in a while, so you have to find other ways to entertain yourself.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Strange dream

First I was on some sort of school-trip or something to a lake and there was this teacher/army-guy there, who I had sex with. Not complete sure how it happened, but when the sun set and the others were busy grilling or something not far from us he opened his fly and I straddled him.
Suddenly I'm in the middle of the North Pole or something with different people, one of them looking like a cross between the real Draco Malfoy and the one from A Very Potter Musical and we have to take cover in a submarine, but a crazy girl begs us not to do it, because it would be underwater and we could freeze to death.
Then the really strange comes, we found a frozen body, which was me, wearing only a pair of knickers, but I was still me. We concluded I had to be younger, since my tits were smaller and it was supposedly a former version of me, something alike a Ghost of Christmas Past (I don't have a better way of describing it).
Suddenly we are at my Granparents and it's winter and the dead body is at the neighbour-lawn (where I used to live). We tell someone about it and they start digging and exploring and whatnot around it. Then I think I woke up.

On a different note, The Sims 3 was great! Thinking about maybe buying it. As the geek I am, I made a Charlie and when he got angry he looked so cute!

Also planning on buying the book Outlander by Diana Gabaldon, it's a fantasy-thing with time-traveling, Scotland, redheads, kilts, war, romance and mostly takes place in the year 1743, it have to be good! Well, in my opinion it have to be, I'm a sucker for at least five of those things.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Not really in the mood

Just give you a quick recap of the weekend: me and my friend went to the concert and got in contact with some horny guys. Did a lot of stupid things and made out with just about every one of them. Even though I was constantly pressured to have sex I didn't give in, I didn't trust them that much. She did, with one of them and kinda developed a crush on the guy.

Lots of good music and drink and stuff. Write more when I'm in the mood.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Ordinary Day

 
Woke up to this today, which was pretty damn good. Laid in the bed, face halfway down in the pillow and sang with it. So then it just remains to wait and see if this day is ordinary.

Did I mention my and me friend spontaneously began singing Tailor Swifts' Our Song here the other day? Our life turn into a frickin' musical sometimes... I'll post the soundtrack one day.

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Ordinary day, my arse!
A lot have happened the last ten hours. It all started when I took the three-buss to my friend. At first it was all ordinary, we talked and was on the net and I reminded her about a song I had to show her and she said it was no wonder I found it, since the video was a Charlie Weasley-fan-thing, but it's the only good version on Youtube!
Then at six o'clock we went out to meet a guy, OM, cuz he was going to buy some drink for us for the weekend. Still not far from ordinary. We met one of his friends, S, and the madness began!
OM had great fun tickling my friend, E, which S soon joined in on, but they were both disappointed I wasn't ticklish. At last S found my ticklish spots, right under my arms and my tits. I ended up squirming on top of him.
Heads home for OM and some alarm-bell should have gone off with us girls, but dammit, we were horny! (Well, I was, at any rate...) Tickling continues, several are groped and my boobs are not left alone. 
After a while clothes starts coming off and the guys had a little competition of who had come the furthest, whereas at one point I commented, "they're boys, of course it's a competition!"
Me and S 'won' and he found a condom and E is slightly flustered at what we're doing.
Me: Good luck finding that hole, it's easier to find Atlantis!
But turned out we had luck and, well, I had sex with my best friend watching. Strangely that doesn't freak me out...
E: Are you okay?
She asked that while we were frickin'  trying to shag! And yes, I was very okay.
At some point I and S moved to couch, the bed was getting too small and we changed to me riding him.
E (calling from the bedroom): Are you okay?
Me *panting*: Yeah...
*Keep going for a while*
E: Sure you're okay?
Me *still panting*: Yes!
S: How's it going with the two of you?
*No answer, just silence. I keep riding.*
E *standing in the doorway*: Hi...
Me *annoyed, stopped and turned to her*: Hi. Go back now.
E: No.
Me: Okay. *Starts riding again.*
E: Now I'm going back!
By a miracle it was quiet from her for a while.
E: You're gonna miss the ten o'clock bus.
Me *stops again.*: Oh?
OM: Yeah, it's four to now. You can make it, but...
Me: Nah... *More interested in shagging.* I'll just call my Mum. *Gets stuck with that image in my head.* Just give me a moment here... *Tries catching my breath before continuing.*
Then we stopped because OM asked what boxers S had, cuz he was trying to find his own and we went back to the bedroom, someone with his dick standing straight up.
Me: Okay, where is my jeans? *Goes through the heap between the bed and wall.* Ah, come on, I need it.
E *with a freaked-out expression.*: Oh my God, I dreamt this! We had sex and then you couldn't find your trousers! It's just like the dream!
Me: Okay...
S rummaged a bit in the heap now on the bed and finds both his t-shirt and my jeans. We got dressed and ready to leave and well...
Me: I have the feeling I've forgot something. *Feels to check I have my bra, top, knickers, jeans, phone, etc.* Hmm...
E: Only your virginity.
Me *dryly*: Ha-ha.
Then we went home and I have a couple of more quotes, but I'm too tired to post them right now, I'm worn out after this extraordinary day... Riding is hard work, dammit!
Oh, no, wait, E called one of my jeans buttbling cuz it have these gems on the back-pockets.
Nighty.

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Just cuz I really should be getting to bed:
BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea
[ ] You know what a brolly is
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast
[x] You dislike EMOS! almost as much as you dislike chavs
[x] It's football...not soccer

Total = 4

AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip flops all year
[] You love a backyard barbie
[x] You know a barbie is not just a doll
[x] You love the beach
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned
[] You're a bit of a bogan
[] You have an australian accent

Total =3

ITALIAN
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes/made her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes like.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color
[ ] You can speak italian
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total = 5

MEXICAN
[] You say member instead of remember
[] You can speak Spanish
[x] You like tacos
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You have tanned skin
[] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are

Total = 2

RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon
[x] You get short tempered
[] You know of somebody named Natasha
[x] You get cold easily
[] Rain is fun for you
[x] You get into contests all the time
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather

Total= 3

IRISH
[x] You love to drink
[x] You have a bad temper
[] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O'
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair
[x] You have/had freckles
[/] Your family get togethers always include drinking and/or singing

Total = 5.5

AFRICAN-AMERICAN
[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair
[] You like rap
[] You know how to shoot a gun
[] You think President George W. Bush is racist
[x] You like chicken
[x] You like watermelon
[] You can dance.
[] You can ‘sing’ gospel

Total = 2

ASIAN
[] You like rice a lot
[/] You are good at math
[] You have played the piano
[ ] You have family from Asia
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes, typhoons
[] You go to Baulko

Total = 1.5

GERMAN
[x] You like bread
[] You think American Chocolate is good
[] You speak some German
[x] You know what Schnitzel is
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2"

Total =4

CANADIAN
[] You like/play/played hockey
[] You love beer
[x] You say eh
[] You know what poutine is
[] You speak some french
[] You love Tim Horton's
[] At one point you lived in a farm house
[x] You watch/watched degrassi

Total = 2

AMERICAN
[] Hate foreigners
[] Hate non-Christians
[x] Lazy
[] Not cultured
[x] Dislike abortion
[] Love the death penalty
[] Don't read
[] Shop at walmart
[] Think this bulletin is rather biased

Total = 2

EGYPTIAN
[] You love taameya and foul
[] You always manage to buy something for 10% of the original price
[] You've never seen traffic lights before
[x] You don't mind if someone arrives late
[] You say insha allah after about everything
[] When you ask someone to wait a moment you make a 'crocodile' gesture with your hands while saying 'shwaya shwaya' or 'di'i'a wahda'
[x] You know a minute does not have to be 60 seconds
[]You hate the president

Total = 2

Friday, May 29, 2009

Sick world

Sick story: ‘Feral’ child barks and hisses, raised as a pet.

Just read it, it's almost hilarious, except I feel sorry for the girl. I don't really have anything more to say. Sick world...


On a completely different note, one of the world's greatest mysteries: How do Wolverine wipe his butt?
With those claws I just have to ask. Poor guy... Sexy though, even if the sideburns is a bit on the wild side.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Some of his own medicine

Remember I was really pissed at a guy for not answering me and cutting all contact after I visited his? I'm accidentally giving him some of his own medicine, my phone have been off or I haven't had it with me for a few days now, and he's tried to ask me to "drop by". Like it's right around the corner and not almost four hours away!
Men are strange.

PS: tooth-pulling is Tuesday, I wrote wrong.

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Have I mentioned I call the strangest thing sexy? Cars, motorcycles, whatever. 
And according to my friend, elephants are hot too!

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Officially not been well

I've barely listened to music the last week. That's serious when it comes to me, I live for music! And reading, summer, good food, etc. 
I've still been reading, mostly Dangerverse, but now I have to wait for an update. Sucks. Haven't been eating a lot either, but that can be related to my toothache. By the way, gonna pull that tooth on Monday. Yes, it is that bad, and it's the back-most anyway, so it won't be a big loss. It's completely screwed up anyway.

And more crazy dreams: A S&M girl wanted really to have sex with me and she had this butcher's knife (scary!) she wanted to pretend to cut my throat with. And she had no idea of things "normal" people thinks is nice, like stroking of hands and such, nope, more pain = more hot for her. 
Another dream I had just before or after was also pretty strange, I was going to have sex with a guy I went to school with in the front seat of a car. No, not back seat which may be easy and comfortable, front seat which had to be uncomfortable. So this took place on a parking lot and someone came and disturbed us. I got out and started to argue with the chick and ended up smashing her head twice down on the hood. She bled pretty bad. It's wrong of me to get a kick out of that.
Enough of my wet dreams now? Okay, I never get to the actual sex-part, so I don't classify them as wet dreams. I got my period, okay, hormones flying wild!

Gonna watch Jack Frost tonight, unless I forget. He's actually pretty charming in his own special way...

Remember when I joked I would go lesbian because two guys stood me up? Remember when I made out with a girl? Remember when my life made sense?

Friday, May 8, 2009

"Bisexual = greedy"

The net was down yesterday and I forgot in the last post, but I'll take it now!

I think the statement "bisexual = greedy" is ridiculous, especially when it's accompanied with "you're only after the sex." Honestly, what is worst, a bi person actually in love with one of the same gender or a straight person having sex with one of the same gender with no feelings?
Sorry, I just have problems converting my anger into sensible words.
I, for one, think that as long as a person is happy and don't hurt anyone with their actions, they can kiss, have sex with and love whoever they want.
I've also found out I'm rather liberal in my vision of gay/bi things. Most of the people at Snadra's school thinks it weird to see two girls cuddling and kissing. Even Joachim, and he's bi himself. (Shh, I didn't say that!)
And E is getting pretty fed up with everyone she knows being gay, lesbian or bi. XD 
But, get this, even Snadra thinks it's weird for two men to kiss/cuddle/do what we do. I told her I thinks it's cute (or something). Honestly I think it's hot. See how crazy fanfiction makes you?
Maybe I'm a gay man trapped inside a bi girl? Or a straight girl, trapped inside a gay man, trapped inside a bi girl. Am I giving you a headache? 
Sana-ta-A na! The hell is that? XD ROFL guaranteed! "I will never blink!" Ah, god!
Random diversion, I know.

Back on topic... No, I think that's it for now.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Shopping spree

My friend dragged me out shopping. I wasn't really supposed to get anything, but...

Mascara, which I actually needs, this rocks, I get real lashes! And hairspray, cuz it's always smart to have.


My clock through my new kaleidoscope! Yes, I am a geek, but they are so cool! On top, it's decorated with Disney! XD


Another of the same, just other settings on the camera. Looks okay, but I like the other better.


My luck dragon! Found this really cool shop with all kinds of cute stuff. First I went in when my friend was looking for a bathroom, so she dragged me out again. But we went back and I got to use a lot of money.


I dubbed these The World's Coolest Shoes! I first saw them in red, but they didn't have my size, curse my tiny feet! But they did have them in yellow, which is cool with me. And check that heel! I'm a heel-addict! They are perfect summer shoes, just to slip them on, still pretty "girly".


Meet Suzy! 
She hangs on my leather jacket now. 
Also gotten at the wonderful shop as the dragon and kaleidoscope.


Someone added a sticker to my phone! Pretty appropriate XD

And we've become museum freaks after she was at Technical Museum with her class. This summer we will at least go there, and maybe some other places. Learning can be extremely fun, as long as it's made interesting :D

And while I remember, anyone getting the "bisexual = greedy" thing? Think I'll do more on that tomorrow. 



And let's have a blast from the past:
[x] I am Bi. (Let's keep all doors and windows open for now)
(Originally posted Nov. 1st 08)
See? It's not just something I've come up with after snogging Snadra!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Piña colada girl

Random title, just listening to music...

Told my mother about Snadra... She was less than happy, as with my step-father. Of all possible things to come with, "it's not natural" was the most frequent together with 'thinking over my choice'. Choice?!?
It's not like I chose to be bisexual and I bet someone can testify I've said things like "wow, she is downright beautiful," and "I just have to say it, she got nice boobs," just as frequent as "nice six-pack," and such during movies. 
Hello? What's wrong with the world? I don't give a rat's arse if the person I kiss got boobs or dick as long as I'm happy with it. 

Monday, April 27, 2009

I kissed a girl

Well, she kissed me, but I returned it. Let's take it from the start:
There's another school not far from the one I'm supposed to go to, with dormitory-stuff-things, and I was gonna meet a guy there and due to some pretty hyper chatting on MSN with him, Joachim, the basic idea was that we would have sex.
Plus, I spat hot chocolate (not that hot) on my friend's boyfriend, cuz he didn't know I was the one Joachim would 'hook up' with and Joachim had apparently talked a bit about it... oh well, no real harm done.
But, get this, when it got to it none of us could get it in! So we gave up and I went back to the rest of the gang and my friend dived into my bag and freaked out when she saw two condoms were gone. The reason for that again was that the first went to hell, to put it that way.
So, back with the whole gang, that is my friend, her boyfriend and another girl. After watching the couple make out on the bed for a while we were told to sod off we went to her room.
So then we stared out of the window for a while until, well, she kissed me. Wasn't against me. :D
So now I'm  pretty happy.
And I'm not a whore from skipping between people within the hour. Am I?

Quote:
My stepfather: So, What's his name?
Me: I can't answer to that.

And honestly, I couldn't, cuz I have no intentions of doing anything more with Joachim and he's not the reason I'm happy, Snadra-girl is!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Long day = long post

Yesterday was hectic... Was up at a little past eight (early for me) and took the bus to school at ten. That was, after I managed to get to the right bus-stop. Then I just had to check something in the Norwegian version of Deathly Hallows, something else than what I checked the day before... By the way, Bill is renamed Rulle, which literary means Roll, like a nickname for someone chubby and I hate it. No way you can call Bill Weasley, sex on legs, chubby! Buggestad (the fellow who's translated the books) suck at 'making' names, he could just called him Bill (or even Billy if it's so hard), but no, have to come up with a completely bogus name! And Bill's full name, William Arthur, that became Rolf-Arthur! I freaked when I read it! Honestly, ROLF-ARTHUR?!? I've never hated a name more. And that's not the only name Buggestad have fucked up, Charlie, that's suddenly Kalle. Kalle is a frickin' rabbit's name, not sex on legs v.2! 
Du skal ikke kalle Kalle for Kalle selv om Buggestad kaller Kalle for Kalle, for Kalle heter egentlig Charlie! (You shouldn't call Kalle Kalle even though Buggestand calls Kalle Kalle, cuz Kalle is really named Charlie!)
Pwetty boy wif scars!

Back to my day: after chit-chatting for a while I found the gym! Yay, move my carcass a bit. Was actually fun, I spend two hours there and today I'm pretty soar. My poor thighs... Anyway, gotta brag a bit; took two thousand metres (that's two km I was informed today,) on the rowing machine in exactly eleven and a half minutes! Gonna slam that in the face on everyone 'til I can beat myself. XD
Then, after exhausting myself, I took the bus again, to the cinema! Watched Män som hatar kvinnor. It was good, they have interpreted the book great! Five dots on the dice :) and it's wrong for me to drool so much over Michael Nyquist, he's older than my mother! And so fine. I got problems, I know. They also did a good job with Lisbeth Salander, made her a bit more human which worked nicely. The rape was... Not fun to watch or listen to, *shudder*. And they showed a bit of what's important for the next movie, which I also liked, but I was not pleased with how Zalachenko was cast, but I guess that too will work out...
After that again... Went home and collapsed in front of the telly.

Plus, I've geeked out on Wikipedia again and to all you women; Yes, we have to put up with periods, birth-giving, having a ten-pound nipple-sucking monster and all that shizz, but we also have longer orgasms than the guys! Hehe.

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And now the cat is sitting up in the middle of a fir out here. (And a partridge in a pear tree, lala...) He won't come down and is pretty stuck and will stay that way 'til tomorrow, most likely. Plus, sister of a friend of my mother had her car surrender around here, so we had to help her and... Well, she got going again. Probably have to rent a lift tomorrow to get the damn cat down tomorrow, and I'm going to the hospital to get the result of the test... Everything have to happen at the same time. Sigh....
It's expensive to have a wife, I have experienced. No, we aren't really married or a lesbian couple or anything, just kidding around. Anyway, I'm her bank, giving her money when she needs, which is often... Getting them back in the end and I have enough for myself at the time, so... *yawn* 
Did I make you yawn, now? How 'bout now?

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Once, twice, thrice...

As we know, once is an outlier, twice is a concidence, thrice is a conspiracy. Where this fits into anything? Saw a trailer for P.S. I love you on the telly earlier today, they're sending in on Tuesday I think. (That's one!) Stumbled into IMDb.com and clicked on todays truly trivial, where I learned Gerard Butler (that's two!) played in a rock band while studying to become a lawyer, (let me just say, SQUEE, he have the looks, the charms and three possibilities of getting filthy rich!) and that his nickname is Gerry. I get a major kick out of that, just so you know.
If he pops up one more time in the next couple of days I'm probably gonna self-ignite. (That is, more or less unwillingly fake and orgasm. Which is really fun. I need a life...)

EDIT: I'll soon learn it's GeraRd!