Loads of stuff

Watching Angela's Ashes for probably the fifth time, because it wasn't anything better on and it is a good movie. Look, I'm typing while watching the movie, can't end well! XD

A week or so ago I understood what the comment there about tits being "great, floppy things with soft things at the end, like dogs' noses." I

 was in front of the mirror, topless and I was so warm my nipples did in fact resemble dogs' noses. That's in the category of things you really don't need to know, but do anyway.

And, Devon Murray plays young Malachy there and he's just so cute. Now, in the latest Harry Potter-movies he's still cute, but in a different way.

Went from this:

To this:

And in the end to this:
Not bad, any of them. :D

Turns our part of Half-Blood Prince is filmed in Norway, more precisely the train-scenes. Didn't get any snow in Scotland during the filming, so WB decided to move it to Gudbrandsdalen, wooo! Source.

Just participated in a quiz to win tickets to HPB, doubt I'll win, it's basically random pickings, the questions are just to make people think they have to know something to win.

Rumours about Michael Jackson flies high now, but he isn't confirmed to be dead yet, i.e. his body is still breathing/pumping blood around, by what we know at the time. When he do bite the dust, I'm having a drink! Sounds cold-hearted? To me Jackson have been dead since the eighties, he haven't been cool since Thriller was fresh in the shops and lately have looked... Well, I suspect my father to look better. *Shudder* If it turns out to be a fraud the whole thing, I won't be shocked.

On a completely other, random note, I dreamt it was December 6th (the day my father died) and I didn't notice until the evening. Or it may actually have happened and I just recalled it. Doesn't matter, I can talk (or in this case, write) about it, which means I'm moving on a bit. 

And now, some music!

I just fell in love with that song!

Ordinary Day

 

Woke up to this today, which was pretty damn good. Laid in the bed, face halfway down in the pillow and sang with it. So then it just remains to wait and see if this day is ordinary.

Did I mention my and me friend spontaneously began singing Tailor Swifts' Our Song here the other day? Our life turn into a frickin' musical sometimes... I'll post the soundtrack one day.

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Ordinary day, my arse!

A lot have happened the last ten hours. It all started when I took the three-buss to my friend. At first it was all ordinary, we talked and was on the net and I reminded her about a song I had to show her and she said it was no wonder I found it, since the video was a Charlie Weasley-fan-thing, but it's the only good version on Youtube!

Then at six o'clock we went out to meet a guy, OM, cuz he was going to buy some drink for us for the weekend. Still not far from ordinary. We met one of his friends, S, and the madness began!

OM had great fun tickling my friend, E, which S soon joined in on, but they were both disappointed I wasn't ticklish. At last S found my ticklish spots, right under my arms and my tits. I ended up squirming on top of him.

Heads home for OM and some alarm-bell should have gone off with us girls, but dammit, we were horny! (Well, I was, at any rate...) Tickling continues, several are groped and my boobs are not left alone. 

After a while clothes starts coming off and the guys had a little competition of who had come the furthest, whereas at one point I commented, "they're boys, of course it's a competition!"

Me and S 'won' and he found a condom and E is slightly flustered at what we're doing.

Me: Good luck finding that hole, it's easier to find Atlantis!

But turned out we had luck and, well, I had sex with my best friend watching. Strangely that doesn't freak me out...

E: Are you okay?

She asked that while we were frickin'  trying to shag! And yes, I was very okay.

At some point I and S moved to couch, the bed was getting too small and we changed to me riding him.

E (calling from the bedroom): Are you okay?

Me *panting*: Yeah...

*Keep going for a while*

E: Sure you're okay?

Me *still panting*: Yes!

S: How's it going with the two of you?

*No answer, just silence. I keep riding.*

E *standing in the doorway*: Hi...

Me *annoyed, stopped and turned to her*: Hi. Go back now.

E: No.

Me: Okay. *Starts riding again.*

E: Now I'm going back!

By a miracle it was quiet from her for a while.

E: You're gonna miss the ten o'clock bus.

Me *stops again.*: Oh?

OM: Yeah, it's four to now. You can make it, but...

Me: Nah... *More interested in shagging.* I'll just call my Mum. *Gets stuck with that image in my head.* Just give me a moment here... *Tries catching my breath before continuing.*

Then we stopped because OM asked what boxers S had, cuz he was trying to find his own and we went back to the bedroom, someone with his dick standing straight up.

Me: Okay, where is my jeans? *Goes through the heap between the bed and wall.* Ah, come on, I need it.

E *with a freaked-out expression.*: Oh my God, I dreamt this! We had sex and then you couldn't find your trousers! It's just like the dream!

Me: Okay...

S rummaged a bit in the heap now on the bed and finds both his t-shirt and my jeans. We got dressed and ready to leave and well...

Me: I have the feeling I've forgot something. *Feels to check I have my bra, top, knickers, jeans, phone, etc.* Hmm...

E: Only your virginity.

Me *dryly*: Ha-ha.

Then we went home and I have a couple of more quotes, but I'm too tired to post them right now, I'm worn out after this extraordinary day... Riding is hard work, dammit!

Oh, no, wait, E called one of my jeans buttbling cuz it have these gems on the back-pockets.

Nighty.

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Just cuz I really should be getting to bed:
BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea
[ ] You know what a brolly is
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast
[x] You dislike EMOS! almost as much as you dislike chavs
[x] It's football...not soccer

Total = 4

AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip flops all year
[] You love a backyard barbie
[x] You know a barbie is not just a doll
[x] You love the beach
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned
[] You're a bit of a bogan
[] You have an australian accent

Total =3

ITALIAN
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes/made her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes like.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color
[ ] You can speak italian
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total = 5

MEXICAN
[] You say member instead of remember
[] You can speak Spanish
[x] You like tacos
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You have tanned skin
[] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are

Total = 2

RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon
[x] You get short tempered
[] You know of somebody named Natasha
[x] You get cold easily
[] Rain is fun for you
[x] You get into contests all the time
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather

Total= 3

IRISH
[x] You love to drink
[x] You have a bad temper
[] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O'
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair
[x] You have/had freckles
[/] Your family get togethers always include drinking and/or singing

Total = 5.5

AFRICAN-AMERICAN
[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair
[] You like rap
[] You know how to shoot a gun
[] You think President George W. Bush is racist
[x] You like chicken
[x] You like watermelon
[] You can dance.
[] You can ‘sing’ gospel

Total = 2

ASIAN
[] You like rice a lot
[/] You are good at math
[] You have played the piano
[ ] You have family from Asia
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes, typhoons
[] You go to Baulko

Total = 1.5

GERMAN
[x] You like bread
[] You think American Chocolate is good
[] You speak some German
[x] You know what Schnitzel is
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2"

Total =4

CANADIAN
[] You like/play/played hockey
[] You love beer
[x] You say eh
[] You know what poutine is
[] You speak some french
[] You love Tim Horton's
[] At one point you lived in a farm house
[x] You watch/watched degrassi

Total = 2

AMERICAN
[] Hate foreigners
[] Hate non-Christians
[x] Lazy
[] Not cultured
[x] Dislike abortion
[] Love the death penalty
[] Don't read
[] Shop at walmart
[] Think this bulletin is rather biased

Total = 2

EGYPTIAN
[] You love taameya and foul
[] You always manage to buy something for 10% of the original price
[] You've never seen traffic lights before
[x] You don't mind if someone arrives late
[] You say insha allah after about everything
[] When you ask someone to wait a moment you make a 'crocodile' gesture with your hands while saying 'shwaya shwaya' or 'di'i'a wahda'
[x] You know a minute does not have to be 60 seconds
[]You hate the president

Total = 2

Hair-tasting

E: Taste my hair.

Me: What? Are you silly?

E: No, just taste my hair!

Me: I'm not going to taste your hair... *Do it anyway* Eugh! *Spits* What was that?

E: Did you taste the salt?

Me: Yeah, and the hairspray. Eugh!

If it was any doubt, we are incredible silly sometimes...

And why is it every time I get the spirit to write, everything else have to happen? <.<

Hot guys! Yes, I am an whore sometimes... The music's all right too! XD

One more, cuz sexy band + irish song + getting drunk + live from concert = WIN!

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In case you haven't figured it out yet, one of my biggest concerns about HP & DH movie is how Bill's gonna look. Just saw a pic from the filming. HOLY FUCK, I'M GONNA CRY! That does not look good!

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Came to a conclusion: By what I've seen so far, I don't care that Charlie's been left out of the movies, cuz they're about to make Bill look like a total arse...

New obsession

Found it by an accident and now I can't stop listening! It's just fucking great!

Talking about obsessions, still haven't seen Twilight, and thereby not Cal. *Pout*

I have two movies at home now, one I've seen half of, another one I've promised to see with my friend. *hint, hint!*

Ready to laugh? Click here! I know it seems like a trap, but it is just a link to a picture, I swear! You're skeptical? Well, stingrays fly! Just click and see for yourself! I laughed at least.

Seen it now? I wasn't messing with you, it's proof we're doomed! XD

Okay, riddle-time!

- It's redheaded.

- It's british.

- It's (obviously) sexy.

It's frickin' Prince Harry!

Yes, silliness increases by seventy percent every hour awake.

But you can't bloody deny that's a sweet smile!

AHH! Crisis! We're out of Marlboro and I have to smoke Prince Rounded Taste! Ah, someone help me!

Then again, I'd rather smoke something I don't like than not smoke at all. Go figure.

Bang bang!

Hehe, good song!

Been at Snadra again, and we forgot the time, so I had to take a taxi home. My mother couldn't pick me up.

Why we forgot the time? I'll let you decide that on your own... X3

When I got home I did something really smart, I sat my skirt on fire with my cigarette! Or maybe not on fire, but I burned a hole in it. Plus, I bought these cool stockings yesterday, stops far up on my my thigh, much more practical than pantyhose, but they tore several places. Looks like I've been to war or something. 

So now I'm sitting here in bra, boxer and stockings with the MacBook on my lap. 

Snadra found out I'm ticklish on my lips, she did this fish-like movement and I started laughing like mad. It was fun.

=D

Listening to Kiss now. *Headbang*

Done lots this weekend. Or maybe not, but more than usual. First was at my place with me friend and ate pista as I called it. XD Also got SMS from a certain guy I was pretty pissed at earlier, wanting me to come to him. Of course it had to be the one  weekend were I actually got plans! Anyway we went to my friend and to a kind of Christian youth-arrangement. God, that sounded boring, but it's not too bad, Sing Star and stuff. And we ended up sitting in a tree and listen to a song where the majority of the lyrics is drink beer:

I know...

Anyway, I slept over. In the same bed. Well, we are pretty close, so... Please, don't think dirty, we did not sleep together! That's just sick.

Pretty much music this weekend, but that suits me perfect! Was a concert-thing yesterday with Christian Ingebritsen! As in one of my first crushes! Only he can rock a plain white t-shirt and jeans so good!

Plus, "Christian and proud of it" (not me, my friend) made some of her classmates ask "Who's Christian?" Real geniuses!

I have a new guy to check out, though. Lives close by and stuff, but maybe not my prince charming. Well, we'll see what happens tomorrow.

I had something else to say, but forgot it...

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Fant akkurat ut hva som er årets russesang:

Noen som har hørt om tekst, eller? Mer irriterende enn Call on me!

Spør du meg burde det vært denna, som også var med i avstemminga:

Har ihvertfall litt tekst, selv om det ikke er yndlingsangen mi. Åh hjælp, jeg veit ikke om jeg kan slutte å høre på den nå! *Bitchslæpper meg selv*

Men jeg mener fremdeles Endelig Ferie burde vært russesangen, bare bytte ut ferie med russetid. Wow, detta var mye norsk, rart å skrive det for a change. Now this is better. XD

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Another quote:
You wash your VOLVO like it was your firstborn child,
you tend to its needs like it was your own body,
you protect it like it's your family,
then you drive it like you stole it.

So true!

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Found out the man behind Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny is the same as the one behind Potter Puppet Pals and for some reason it almost made me cry. And still listen to Pina Colada boy... I'm strange!

For J.D!

Cuz he's goofy, I love scrubs and this song is pretty awesome. It also have another reason, which I'll reveal tomorrow.

Today's quotes brought to you by the U.S.:

"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another."
-- George Bush, Former US President

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
-- George Bush, Former US President

Truly 'open mouth, insert foot'-moments!

Little kit-kitty....

I know that's exactly what makes it so grat, but this reminds me very much of my own cat! I'd almost forgot about it until I stumbled up on it now... And this guy's apartment ROCKS! Don't ask me why, it just does!

And his 'safety gear' doesn't include socks.... Uhhh, smart.

Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't get a kick out of this! I dare you! XD

Evolution of dance!

You owe it to yourself to see it! If you already have seen it: do it again!

And it's so wrong for me to get slightly turned on, but a man moving like that... It takes some skills!

Other than that: watched Juno with my friend yesterday, but the DVD player fucked up, so we heard the start of chap 8 (all babies want to be borned!) a million times cuz we tried to scan back to the end of chap 7... In the end we got the lap-top, then it worked fine.

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Hammer time! Scrubs style!

Mmm! Yummy!

An interesting day

First I have to tell you about my friend's new curse word: Mommy! With variations like "Mommy, I'm gonna die!" and "Mommy's gonna kill me!" The reason? She's addicted to playing Super Mario on the pc, as is the rest of her class. And when she dies on the game, a smack on the head is appropriate. When she almost dies or thinks she'll die, it's usually "Mommy!" Yes, we're like in (the equal to) high school.

Or, another funny ejaculation (pun intended): Lordipants! When she said it the first time, my mind instantly went to this:

By the way, I'm not wearing underwear now. Not that you prob.... Stopping quotation now. Anyway, it was a combination of not having done much laundry lately and lot wanting a string up my arse while I sleep... (Yes, I'll go to bed soon!)

While we're at it:

Well, on to the rest of the day:

- Dentist-appointment at 8.15 in the morning. Fun...

- Fell asleep when I got home and was supposed to take a shower. Yes, I know my bed and the bathroom are on different floors.

- After extensive nagging in the form of fierce text messages from my friend I got up. The last I send was something like "can I get my trousers on first?!?". Then, when I'm on the bus, she wanted reports every five minutes, where I at last replied "Merlin! I'm stepping off the bus now." Too much Potter, I know. At last I got to school, so thanks to her the day wasn't completely wasted!

- I was supposed to go to class. I got to the hall outside the classroom. The rest of my classmates were there. I suddenly get what I would describe as an angst attack and can't go in, instead sneaks away. The bloody, fucky, stupid, screwed up reason? Charlie! I have serious issues...

- Goes home to my friend to help her with some homework, one of which was to write a story. 

      Quote 1:

Me: So, as a suggestion, you could put in a helpful father or older brother.

Friend: Then it's brother. What'll he be named...?

Me, thinking and almost saying: If you type Gerry now, I'll flip out. (You know, cuz that would be three.)

Friend: *Types Charlie.*

Me: Oh, you... *Grabs hold of her foot and tries to tickle* Be ticklish, then! *Moves up to her stomach and finally gets some response!*

     Quote 2:

Friend: *types* "... Many other have had troubles with liking the same guy."

Me: Is he talking from own experience?

Friend: No, he's not gay. Or is he, is Charlie gay?!

Me: Oh... *Turns away and squirms from the visions in my mind.*

Friend, stop laughing now or the teacher think'll you're having some kind of seizure! Yes, I know you a bit to well...

That'll lead me onto a completely different subject: fan fictions. The kinky kind. It's tons of Harry/Draco, Harry/Snape, Percy/Oliver and even Bill/Ginny and Bill/Charlie (excuse me while I throw up!), but it's a lot of cannon couples that are completely neglected!

Fine, few gets what I'm talking about and it's not gonna change...

PORNO!

New obsession of me friend! *headbanging*

The guys made the video themselves, which shows (in a good way), I recognise a lot of the iMovie effects. :D

Kinda not-really-good day, didn't get to practice my new hobby :P Better luck tomorrow!

And I broke my new year resolution of not smoking, I have been wanting one for days and when we walked to the bus station I gave in, ran into the gas station and bought a ten-pack. I checked before going in and it was a young dudette at the register, no questions of ID or anything!

But my hands were shaking so damned much I had to get help lighting it. Going to the hospital at the end of the week, taking a test or two in the end to see if I have a muscular dystophia stupid crap-illness. It runs in the family, at the male side so to speak (my aunt haven't got it, but my father, uncle and grandfather had/has it), but you can bet I got it even though I'm a girl. That's just the way things seems to work >.< ! 

On the other side, my shaking shouldn't be caused by that, it isn't one of the things that characterises the illness, which mostly kinda breaks down the muscles. If it turns out it is that, I have to start working out, get really into shape. Gah... But I may be able to sneak a discount of some sort from the government, muahaha!

A part of me hopes it really is Parkinson's Disease or something else that it is medications for, I can't deal with it on my own :(  I'm too much a kid to accept that I have to live with it, much less live with it! Anyway I should read Michal. J Fox's book Lucky man, I've heard it is very good. Plus, he got Parkinson's himself and is a yummi actor. 

So now I'm off to read about PD on Wikipedia before going to sleep so I can harass my school mates t'morrow and not be harassed myself over the phone by my girl-friend, hehe.

Some music (cuz it's essential for survival!)

First, I know it's a fan-video, but I like it really, really, really, really much:

And now: If you don't even get slightly moved by this, go look for your heart!

That end... :'(  *imitates Timon and Pumbaa* WUOOAAH! 

Actually the whole thing is :'(

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Just got home from shopping. Not sure if it was real or just a weird dream. 

Why? It started by the gas being unbelievingly cheap (9 kr, vs usual 11-12!). The we got to the mall it was almost impossible to find a parking spot and we didn't understand why!

Then we got inside and all around, in the stairs and everything people was standing and watching something down in the middle (it's a kind of open-thingy solution so you can look down on the first floor from both 2nd and 3rd.) Then a voice announces, almost making me deaf, that it's a Madcon-concert there. That explains it! 

So I got a picture when I sat down beside a chair and looked through the glass in the fence.

Be jealous, be very jealous. Just kidding!

Bad quality, I know, my phone isn't made to take good photos when I zoom.

It was cool, but I didn't bother to listen to more than the last song, Liar.

Did you think that was all? Nope, I got another chance to doubt my sanity:

*Guy runs up stairs*

Me thinking (yeah, it does happen): Was that Thomas Numme? No, my eyes are fooling me. Or was it? 

My mother (apparently reading my mind): Yes...

Me: Okay, fine, I was starting to worry. *starts to laugh* Yeah... No, really...

My mother: I can never remember who is who of Thomas and Harald.

Me: That was Thomas. *shakes head*

*He keeps going up and down the stair a million times.*

It was just so out of the blue to see him there, but he's just a normal man, so it's not a big deal. 

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More music:

Have to put it up now ;D

Martina McBride + Disney = LURVE!!

Cutie:

And of course:

And it isn't the annoying, high-pitched fjortis-version, it's the real song!!

Did I mention I've bought Twilight? So get ready to hear me complain about everything that's wrong/stupid/illogical. Last time I was shopping (before the power cut) they had all but the first one in English and one of them in Norwegian. So I opened one of them and read a couple of lines. 

First thought: It isn't anything like a perfect face. Beautiful, astonishing, yes, but perfect? Perfect?

Second thought: When did vampires get reflections?!?!?!?!?!

And I found out what bugged me about the promo-poster for the movie: It looks incredible Photshopped! Like the persons have never even been in the same room. Ever!

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Just making this even longer: Dan Radcliffe don't look like himself, and at least not like Harry Potter. In my head he bears a striking resemblance to Michael J. Fox without facial-hair (you can scarcely call it a beard) and with he looks like my father. It's wrong, but I can't help it!! 

More 'Cockyness

Just watched Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. Genius, of course. 

My favorite character? Mrs. Bundy, the woman who knew all about birds. I just fell for her accent, way of talking and knowledge. (Yes, I just said about the same thing in three different ways.) And she is played by Ethel Griffies... Weird to think about that she was born in 1878 and died 1975, she lived through both world wars, murder of JFK, moon landing and a whole lot of other things.... Let's see what, using a song ;)

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye", Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye, Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev, Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Block, Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron, Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock", Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team, Davy Crockett, "Peter Pan", Elvis Presley, Disneyland, Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev, Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez, Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac, Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai", Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball, Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide, Buddy Holly, "Ben-Hur", space monkey, Mafia, hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no go, U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy, Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo, Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land", Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion, "Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania, Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson, Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex, JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say,Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon, back again, Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate. (And then we are in 1974.)

And I know someone that's gonna sing along XD

Back to Ethel: in the span of 97 years she must have experienced a lot of things. 

And I was sure The Birds was from 1958, but it's from 1963. Where did I get 58 from?

The trailer, that have a really dry humor you don't get half of before you have seen the movie, funny, right?

I think it's hilarious, but I doubt many else thinks so...

Anyway, he got a point, we human have a tendency to take advantage of the world around us. Melanie's fur coat is really a good example, just as the eggs.

Having a talk with him would be... AWESOME!

Something I found on the net and spend a full minute laughing at:

Well, it isn't!

So I took the liberty of making one for girls.

Oh, the joy of Photoshop.

Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the ocean desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them, you reach your destiny.
--Carl Schurz (1829 - 1906)

Ideals are like stars: you can never reach them and if you do, you are going to get seriously burned.

--Me (just now -.-)

My amazing math skills: A guy is born in 1986, therefor he is 6 years older than me, I managed that part. But how old is he? I made it out to be 26, thereby 10 years older than me. Skillz, I know.

Quote of the day

Me: I'm going down again.

Stepdad: Oh, is he online now?

Me: No.

Stepdad: Is he waiting for you to answer?

Me: No.

Stepdad: Are you waiting for him to answer?

Me: No. You know why? There isn't a he.

Me:*realising what I just said. Jumping up and down in frustration.*

Stepdad: Oh, so it's a girl?

Me: No, it isn't a person, it's no one!

That's what happening when you try to use the there is no spoon-logic in real life.

But really, I don't have an online boyfriend. Or girlfriend. I just use a lot of time on useless things. Or write fan-fictions (Somewhere the madness have to get out).

And talking about that: I had a scene playing in my head all day, but when I get home I can't concentrate enough to write it...

I believe I can fly,

I got shot by the FBI,

All I wanted was a chicken wing,

And I stole it from Burger King!

This is partly responsible for the name of this blog:

Hillary Duff's new video

Catchy, but she tries a bit too hart to be sexy like Lindsay Lohan/Britney/Christina Agulera/whatever.

What I mean with this is: Lindsay can easy play on that dirty/bad girl image, but Hillary is more fun-sexy, so the video would be better with a random clip of her laughing.

I made something of a commentary to this. It isn't meant to be just that frame, but the whole sequence.

Know what I'm addicted to??

Except cigarettes and Pepsi Max, that is...




Dorky, I know -.-
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And this is great!!





While watching this
Me: look!

E: What?

Me:Look! It's a penis!

E: Huh? No it's a fox, with ears and nose!

Me: IT'S THE FIREFOX-ICON, what do you expect!!