Quote of the day

Me: I'm going down again.

Stepdad: Oh, is he online now?

Me: No.

Stepdad: Is he waiting for you to answer?

Me: No.

Stepdad: Are you waiting for him to answer?

Me: No. You know why? There isn't a he.

Me:*realising what I just said. Jumping up and down in frustration.*

Stepdad: Oh, so it's a girl?

Me: No, it isn't a person, it's no one!

That's what happening when you try to use the there is no spoon-logic in real life.

But really, I don't have an online boyfriend. Or girlfriend. I just use a lot of time on useless things. Or write fan-fictions (Somewhere the madness have to get out).

And talking about that: I had a scene playing in my head all day, but when I get home I can't concentrate enough to write it...

I believe I can fly,

I got shot by the FBI,

All I wanted was a chicken wing,

And I stole it from Burger King!

This is partly responsible for the name of this blog: