Queen of...

*Entering bedroom*
Me: So, did you catch him?
E: Who?
Me: The guy who set off the bomb.

A small hint of how "tidy" it was there. You know, there isn't any law against at least organising the chaos.
Well, I'm not one to talk, it's hard to tell the table down in my room is in fact glass and see-through. Don't worry, though, all the dust is covered by a thick layer of books, sketch book, and clothes, all of which should have been put away... But it is rather organised, I know where everything is!

With that being said... P.S. I love you is the best movie since ever and I pray God I won't turn into Holly on the beginning there! Honestly, with that show of woman-ness makes me doubt I have ovaries, at the same time make me so lucky to have them so I will (hopefully) not have to deal with an over-emotional wife in the future. I'd much rather deal with a Gerry-ish husband, minus the dying-of-brain-tumor part. Nice!

And it's not wrong to listen to Christmas songs now, is it? Cuz I'm obsessed with Fairytale of New York, hence the title.

Our soundtrack

Because I'm bored and have slept four-five hours last night! XD


Don't know where this would fit in, but goodness, is it true!


Okay, don't know where this'll go either, but it's too good to pass up ;) If you change Denmark with Scotland, then we're getting somewhere!


Fine, this is turning into just a bunch of random songs, I'll get back on track soon...


Cuz you know that's how we feel! XP


For when you're having your kid with Zefron! Or Gerry or whoever you currently plan on shagging...


For the next time you plan on laying on the edge and leave room for a whole other frickin' person between us!


Can hardly listen to this without beginning to cry and, well, I'm the DJ here now, so then I'm taking it.


Didn't think anything else, did you? :P


Us in ten years, trust me!


Have to be a bit educational too, you know. XD

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Complete unrelated, but very cute! Especially the Belfast one!

Charlie in the movies

They are apparently bothering to put him in Deathly Hallows after all and I must say the actor is growing on me, now that I've seen a better picture of him.

In Scotland

"In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes." - Billy Connolly

Sounds familiar? Damn, he stole our proverb! Talking of weather, it's gloriously raining here, while further up (both north and higher mountain-like) it's snowing. Much as I detest winter, it might as well come properly, it's not that much fun with autumn.

Another thing that struck me, would you call a young Scotsman a Scotlad? A Scotlad from Scotland? XD

Well, the reason for my sudden interest in Mr. Connolly:

To be born and raised in Glasgow, Connolly sure sounds like a Sassenach. But then again, Gerry's accent is a thick as week-old parritch here. I'd marry that man, if there was a chance. Yes, I know he's almost as old as my mother, but I don't fucking care! (I'm talking about Gerry here, but given the chance I probably would take a night with Billy too, he's got more than charm enough.)

I dreamt

It was in my old room, me and some guy, getting intimate in one way and another. That's fine, I have nothing against that, what troubles me is that I have no idea if it was Axel, Brody, Fergus, or bloody Voldemort in the for of Joe Walker... Most likely a combination... All I really remember is that he was fair-skinned, slim and dark-haired. It's starting to get on my nerves.

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So simple, so sexy! Maybe I haven't mentioned I love red bikes too? And the knife (sorry, forgot what it's called, sgigh something?) is the finite touch of perfectness! *drool*

Found at the Kilt Blog! Love that site at the moment.

And some more from Google:

I could complain, but I don't think I'll bother... Okay then, the picture is taken a second to early and from the wrong angle, but I guess porn doesn't show up on Google X3

Beam me up, Scotty!

Monty Python continues to be the kings of comedy!

Okay, my bad, go to fotoflingscotland.com for more kilts! XD

A bit of win, a bit of fail

The WIN part (which I have nothing to do with):

The FAIL part, which I had everything to do with:

*Walking to the bus stop*

Me *stops dead*: Shit, I forgot my book! I forgot my Jamie-book, in the locker! NO! *Slides down in a heap on the sidewalk before getting a bit of a grip on myself* Well, okay, then... No, I have to go back and get it, okay? If it was just a weekend it would be okay, but it'll be a week 'til school again, I can't go a week without Jamie! 

E: Okay....

Me: Okay, so I'll just go and get it and you can take the bus now and I'll come with the next and--

E: I'll be at the library in the meantime.

Me: Libra--? Oh, yeah, I'll just go and get it! *Runs back to school* I'm not addicted or anything!

Obsessed? No, not the slightest... It would just suck major donkey balls to go nine days without even the possibility of reading. And I must say I was pretty stupid to leave my bag in the locker, thinking there was nothing there I needed and not remembering it before we were almost at the bus stop. At least I remembered it before we got on the bus!

I also "stormed" into a class I'm not supposed to have just because they were going to watch The Last King of Scotland and I needed to hear some Scottish. Can never get enough Scottish, you know. XD

I haven't been drinking, but it fucking feels like it. Watched 300, Dracula 2001 and RocknRolla today, and I'm still not tired of Gerard Butler. Pure sex all the way. I'm not gonna lie, the way he talks in Dracula got me turned on like hell!

Gonna squeeze in some reading before I turn in and leave the blogging for tomorrow... The popcorn party was fun, but I'm a bit bruised, turned out popcorn makes floor slippery and high heels isn't the best match if you're trying to keep on your feet.

Reminds us of someone?

A certain English teacher? Gooone... UsUUUally...

Quotes

*Watching Hairspray*

Edna (AKA John Travolta): I know a little something 'bout men.

Me and E coruses: Yes, cuz you are one!

We act like sisters, no, twins, even though we aren't remotely related in any way. Plus, she enjoys pulling at her earrings sometimes and joked she would pull off her entire ear one of these days, whereas I had to ask if she would attend my funeral. When that funeral is depends on when she loses her ear.

-.-.-.-.-.-

Me: (something I can't remember)... Waps.

E: Waps?

Me: Yeah, waps.

E: Wasp, you mean.

Me: Yeah, I just said that... 

Review of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

So, I watched it today and have to rant a little.

I liked the opening, before the first scene, with Bellatrix shouts/moans "I killed Sirius Black!" Don't know why, it just sort of spoke to me. Then it went a bit downhill, in the cafeteria with that girl. I can see Dan wanting to pick up a girl, but not Harry and they have ruined the characters in the movies if you ask me. Not only Harry, everyone actually. Then Dumbledore just leaves Harry in the swamp outside the Burrow, which I find sad, I wanted them to have a talk in the broomshed! 

When it comes to the Burrow in general I'm fairly pleased, loved the scene where everyone's peeking out from various places on the stairs, even if they have changed the entire house from earlier movies. Julia Walters does a great job as Molly, Rupert is hilarious as Ron and Bonnie pulls through as Ginnny. However, Emma Watson got about as much resemblance to Hermione Granger as a fork got to a fan! She's bothering me a lot, but her acting have improved greatly, especially from GOF where she was just annoying.

The Apparation-scenes with the Death Eaters plays out nicely on the screen as a bit of action, but what is up with that black smoke? When Dumbledore Apparates you just see him disappear, or see them get squished, which is great. When the twins Apparated in OotP they also just was there, then they wasn't. (or the other way around.) Why do the Death Eaters have all these special effects?

Tom Felton plays Draco good, even though he's just a minor character in the movie. When he rambled on about Hogwarts going to the dogs I wanted him to say he was transferring to Pigfarts so much and broke out in laughter, making the guy next to me give me a strange look.

Rupert is also very good, even though he have limited screentime. Lavender makes me crack up, which is just the intention. The "fault" about these two in the movie are that they bring out too much concerning Ron and Hermione, the movie fails greatly on subtility. I kinda wanted it to be like "eh, maybe she likes him, maybe he likes her, but maybe not, we'll have to see, but I think they like each other." (Well, that was a stupid phrasing.)

Slughorn: when I first saw pictures of Broadbent playing him, I said there was no way that could work for me, and it didn't. Broadbent strikes me more as a Quirrel-type of guy, not loud and jovial Slughorn.

Bellatrix was just as insane as she should be, but Nacissa disappointed me. She's supposed to be Lucius' wife, not his senile aunt, right? And the lowlights looks plain out stupid.

Both little Tom Riddle and young Tom Riddle were played perfectly, they made my skin crawl in a wonderful way!

Tonks and Lupin were hardly there, so not much to say except I want more. Why did Luna have to be the one to find Harry on the train? It worked out okay, I guess, but I was looking forward to a bit of Tonks. Mr. Weasley looke braindamaged when he sat in the chair and listened to Remus, right? But, the one line Remus had was more or less directly from the book, even if the scene was cut down to a minimum.

All in all they have focused too much on the romance if you ask me, the climax of the movie seemed to be when Ginny and Harry kissed, which is strange on so many levels I can't even put it into words. What happened to the kiss in the common room after the Quidditch-victory? Oh, right, they cut out all Quidditch that hadn't got anything to do with Hermione wanting to snog Ron...

The death of Dumbledore was at least as anti-climatic as possible! He fell, then everyone lighted their wands, even Madam Pomfrey was there, but no one who should be there according ot the book! And I didn't see the point in bringing in Death Eaters if Draco was supposed to kill Dumbledore, Snape already was there and there was no frickin' fight! I want a fight! I want Bill's face slashed open! I want Remus and Tonks to have a quarrel! I want McGonagall to freak out over that it was Snape who killed their headmaster! I want Fawkes to sing! I want Dumbledore's funeral! AAAH!

The scene after was even worse, if you ask me, Rupert had apparently gone mute.

And why it was called "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" was explained in a single, off-hand comment by Snape and gave the title zero meaning. Hello? Not like that's important, no, just would explain why Snape haven't given Harry to Voldemort yet. But Rickman preforms great as always, at least.

But all in all I enjoyed watching it, even if it was just a bad summary of the book.

The guy who should play Bill

Yeah, I'm still obsessing.

Anyway, Damian Lewis! Redhead, british, pure sex on legs. Maybe a bit too old, but they have added the scars on Gleeson and in my opinion... scars, a few wrinkles, could be mistaken. He's only 38 anyway, it's possible to make-up away ten years (we said that, suddenly). Grint's twenty years now and supposed to play eighteen (in DH), so it's not that big of a deal. For Merlin's sake, I've seen an actor play the same character over a course of twenty years in the same movie and they still made it believable!

Back on track, watched the Poirot-episode with Lewis earlier and though he looked so familiar, but that's probably because he reminded me of Kevin McKidd.

Other than that, going to watch HBP tomorrow, so be prepared for a full review/bashing. I'll try being fair, but my opinion is biased, get used to it. Have heard they have slaughtered everything to do with the Weasleys and Grint is just a background-distraction while Watson have improved into an actress and not just a shrill voice and bouncy eyebrows. We'll see how it goes, but I can't see I recognise the characters in the movies as the ones in the book any more, it went way out of hand after the third.

So, ciao for now.

Got my MacBook back

After just a week, that's rather a shock. Not that it's much of a comfort, even if my hard-drive was saved the new Safari sucks dragon balls, so I had to go over to Opera, where I can actually use Youtube without everything going everywhere it isn't supposed to be. Other than that everything is fine. :D

And I am a lousy excuse for a Harry Potter-fan. I have not seen Half-Blood Prince yet, even if the premiere (with the Phelps-twins) was a mere 18 miles from here. I'd love to have been there.

I want a time-machine! I don't care if it's á la Jules Verne, a flying Delorean or a Time-Turner, I want to go back, smack myself in the head and nick some tickets to that freakin' premiere! 

*sigh*

Random update

My MacBook crashed, so I can't really update, just have to hog my step-father's ThinkPad every now and again to get by.

Just watched Little White Lie on Youtube, it's good! A mini-series which is something like Hanna Montana meets talent and plot. Recomend watching it, it have great music, good plot, great actors and is fitted together perfectly. Those peeps knows how to handle a camera and add a soundtrack!

Other than that, been pretty dead around here. Had fish and pasta for dinner her one day, which surprisingly was good.

Also discovered I could draw porn. Or, naked torsos at least, but it's much more fun to say porn. :D

Probably won't update in a while, so you have to find other ways to entertain yourself.

The Sims 3!

Can hardly wait to the day after tomorrow, cuz then I'm going to my cousin and she have The Sims 3! Been watching a bit of it on Youtube and it looks amazing. No, wait, make that 'mind-blowing amazing!'

The thing that occurred to me is how much is going on behind that game, how much work they have put into making it. Just watch this and you may get what I'm saying:

And that's just a tiny sneak-peek of what they have been doing! It's amazing how they have made it all work, even if they have the experience from making Sims 1 and 2. It also looks like they had a hell of fun!

When it comes to all they have to customise just when it comes to the clothes, it's amazing. (I seem to be saying that about everything, but it's true!)

Just ignore how horrible the outfit actually looks. For each thing given that colour or that pattern it had to be worked out a unique way of casting shadows and highlights, and how the fabric would flex. Even if that was done with a pre-written algorithm, I'm impressed, especially with the patterns!

Just imagine how many possibilities it gives us! :D

What am I?

Okay, I'm sitting here, thinking (yes, it do happen...) about Twilight and how incredibly bad Edward masked his vampirism, especially in the movie. When Bella touched his hand and remarked it was cold, he just looked bothered instead of coughing up some comment about how his hands always are cold, that's what I do when people as if I am freezing just because my fingers are turning blue.

Hey, maybe I'm a vampire, since my hands are so cold and my friend almost got shocked when she saw I had got somewhat of a tan. Hey, next time someone says I'm cold I'll just reply "vampires usually are." That'll make my day!

So I'm now proclaimed myself to be the lost Cullen, since my hair also is kinda coppery in colour from time to time and I could pass as Edward's twin. NO! Bella would be my sister-in-law! Hell, I don't want that. Beside, I do tan some and my eyes are grey-green or something, not red or amber. 

And I suddenly got freckles this year from the sun, I don't sparkle... Wait a minute! You know what I am? I'm not the long-lost Cullen, I'm the long-lost Weasley! Or maybe Prewett. I'm killing myself here... No, I'm just geeking out as usual.

The cats have been busy today, I think. First they came in with a big rat-like - luckily dead - creature and the youngest started playing possum-ball with it out on the veranda. Well, possum-ball is far from the right term, but it sounds funny!

Then, an hour or so later he came in with the tiniest, cutest little mouse I've seen in years, still alive and peeping. I took it from him and let it out again, but it fitted inside my hand, I could close my fingers around it!

... Just realised nothing interesting have happened. Go read another blog for 'interesting' or find a movie!  ,!,,

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"The product remained unavailable in the United States until only recently (the U.S. is PepsiCo's native market, and the largest consumer of carbonated soft drinks), where one of its principal ingredients had not yet been approved by the Food and Drug Administration. The ingredient in question—acesulfame potassium—is combined with aspartame to provide the beverage's sweetness, whereas some other diet colas are sweetened by aspartame alone."  

-- Wikipedia.

So, the shit I drink at least three liters of a week contains things just recently approved in the U.S? That's slightly frightening...

At the other hand, haven't killed me yet.

"The fact that Twilight sold millions of copies worldwide just means that people were screwing like bunnies ten years ago and don't know the meaning of 'condoms', 'birth control', and 'morning-after pills'."

Not mine, someone signature on dA, but it's true!

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I just found out what the horrid smell in the kitchen is. I've checked the trash, the dishwasher, the empty juice-cartons, everything logical that could start smelling in the heat, with no luck.

Now I saw one of the cats had decided the corner was a nice place for a poop. Purrfect! It's mostly my own fault for locking them in at night, but I thought they would do their business outside before I closed the doors. Argh, just have to clean it up... Blah!

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"You're on a broom for a long time, like a few hours at a go," Grint grinned. "You're literally sitting on a broom and it gets a little bit sore down under a bit. It's been fun, but it's quite hard work." -- Harry Potter' Cast Reveal The Secrets Of Quidditch

That's the nice way of saying it literary is a pain in the arse. Oh, Rupert, let me massage your sore balls... Uh, what? I didn't say anything!

Smoke!

Yes, I am addicted! But it's only my third one today and it's over ten o'clock in the night, I pretend I deserve it. You see, I've come up with the idea of putting myself on a smoke-diet, so I'm only allowed to smoke five cigarettes a day. The problem is I actually used up today's smoke last night, sitting up, so I had one too much. I've never been disciplined. 

Went with my friend to swim (it's still hot here!) and rented a movie afterwards, the one with Dempsey. Only problem was the DVD was very scratched, which the player didn't handle (it is a couple of years old...) so we gave up and started watching P.S. I love you instead and got halfway through before I had to go to the bus. She called dibs on William, so I got Gerry, yes!

While we're talking about movies, I got Twilight! Yey! Maybe I'll watch it tonight, haven't decided yet, anyway we have to watch it once together.

We're still calling each other honey, it's almost getting scary... If you want to check out her blogg, here's the link!  At least look at the header, cuz I helped her make it.

My nights went and fucked themselves. I have to stop sleeping in the days! Yeah, yeah, I'll fix it, promise!

I think my grandmother got a bit of a shock when she came to our summer-house, where me and E was sleeping one night here, and it was an empty bottle of Baileys on the table... I said it was barely anything left and we had shared the last drops and it was a long time since I got it. Long time, let's define that; not even three weeks... I think most of it went the night MJ died.

Sorry to bring him up again, but they are going to show his body at Neverland and I have a solution to "if he's not dead, how do they have a body to show off?" Heard of wax dolls? It's not hard to get one made if you have the money and planned it a couple of months in advance! So there.

Now I have to empty the ashtray and check... A lot of things, even if I knew nothing have happened on the net the last six hours or so. XD

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Just found something that's pretty priceless:
That face, whatever other crap it can pull, it sure knows what surprised looks like! Or 'wants to do blow-job', but that's just my pervy meaning. XD

Loads of stuff

Watching Angela's Ashes for probably the fifth time, because it wasn't anything better on and it is a good movie. Look, I'm typing while watching the movie, can't end well! XD

A week or so ago I understood what the comment there about tits being "great, floppy things with soft things at the end, like dogs' noses." I

 was in front of the mirror, topless and I was so warm my nipples did in fact resemble dogs' noses. That's in the category of things you really don't need to know, but do anyway.

And, Devon Murray plays young Malachy there and he's just so cute. Now, in the latest Harry Potter-movies he's still cute, but in a different way.

Went from this:

To this:

And in the end to this:
Not bad, any of them. :D

Turns our part of Half-Blood Prince is filmed in Norway, more precisely the train-scenes. Didn't get any snow in Scotland during the filming, so WB decided to move it to Gudbrandsdalen, wooo! Source.

Just participated in a quiz to win tickets to HPB, doubt I'll win, it's basically random pickings, the questions are just to make people think they have to know something to win.

Rumours about Michael Jackson flies high now, but he isn't confirmed to be dead yet, i.e. his body is still breathing/pumping blood around, by what we know at the time. When he do bite the dust, I'm having a drink! Sounds cold-hearted? To me Jackson have been dead since the eighties, he haven't been cool since Thriller was fresh in the shops and lately have looked... Well, I suspect my father to look better. *Shudder* If it turns out to be a fraud the whole thing, I won't be shocked.

On a completely other, random note, I dreamt it was December 6th (the day my father died) and I didn't notice until the evening. Or it may actually have happened and I just recalled it. Doesn't matter, I can talk (or in this case, write) about it, which means I'm moving on a bit. 

And now, some music!

I just fell in love with that song!

Night in the theatre

So, me and my friend went to see a movie, 17 Again. Good and funny movie, I recommend it, especially if you have nothing against staring at Zac Efron's tanned face for one and a half hour.

What time is it?

Time for quotes!

While watching the movie:

E: Yeah, have a party in that geek... Geek-station!

Me: Geek-station, pretty accurate.

And after the film was done and we were walking to the restroom I managed to call him Jack Efron, don't ask me why, I wasn't thinking when I talked, but realised something sounded wrong. XD

Plus, after my friend had told me she had to have five kids to use all the names she have picked out, I came with a little comment: "I already feel sorry for your vagina... Did I just say that out loud?" 

I seem to not know my own age, I go for children's ticket on the bus, but buy cigarettes... Yay, I got Marlboro! :D

Random

If canon can't give you headaches, trust fan-speculations to do it... I'm sitting here and almost crying because HPL can't get that Charlie was born in 1972 and therefor out of Hogwarts before Ron arrived! Is it so frickin' hard?!?

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Quote:

I mean, voldemort is the stupidest form of life on earth...

XD

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Ever thought about, if you jumble up the letters in 'smile' you get 'slime'?

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List your top ten favourite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1. Bill Wealsey
2. George Weasley
3. Tonks
4. Hermione Granger
5. Minerva McGonagall
6. Ginny Weasley
7. Harry Potter
8. Ron Weasley
9. Remus Lupin
10. Charlie Weasley

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
McGonagall & Charlie - No, and I'm not gonna look for it!

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Tonks - Absolute passable and funny.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Bill & Ginny - That'll be a miracle! Can we switch it around? Creepy, but it's a gazillion and one fics about them in that way.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Remus - Yes, several. To pick one at the top of my head, it was a slash with Sirius.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Harry & George - Well, not the worst that could happen, but no, not really.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Hermione & Ron or Hermione & Remus: Hermy and Ronni-kins, of course!

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Harry, Ron & Tonks - Merlin knows... 

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
George & Ginny - After losing his twin George seeks comfort with his only sister, plus six words.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Bill & McGonagall - (Sorry, I can't wrap my mind around what that would be about... It's too strange!)

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Hermione & Bill - Why she would do that is beyond me, except maybe to get Ron to open her eyes, but... She would probably ask him about Egypt and the bank and seemed really impressed with everything.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
Harry & Remus - I know it's out there, but I have no desire to investigate further!

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Charlie - Erm... Hard to choose... Maybe Messing with my Head by Tinted Windows since I was obsessed with it a week ago... Or Have A Nice Day by Bon Jovi.

14. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven? What about nine?
Harry, Remus - How would I know?

16. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
George, Tonks & Ginny - Warning: May permanently get stuck in your head as the strangest thing you've read!

17. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Ron & McGonagall - You couldn't help me get the swish and flick right? (Think dirty if you must, but I didn't realise before it was out there.)

18. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight
Charlie & Ron - Already done, but I'm not posting it here, no-no!

Well, that was fun and creepy.

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1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

Yep, done... Wanna know what it says? "circumstance... she would have us all mate with Muggles or something... or" - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Okay, I cheated a little, the book nearest me is really Twilight (stands on the over-filled shelf under my HP-books) but the gal I stole this from had Twilight and any excuse not to open that book is all right with me!

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Blanket.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Friends episodes yesterday.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
01.45

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
01.22 surprising...

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The night Pat Murphey died is a night I'll never forget, some of the girls got loaded drunk and they ain't been sober yet... Love that song, and Great Big Sea. I change obsessions fast, I know. XD

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Eh... *Blushes*.... That would be yesterday, to say bye to my friend when she left and take out the trash.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Going through my mail and reading the profile to someone at Fanfiction.net.

9. What are you wearing?
Black t-shirt and fuzzy trousers.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. No idea about what thought. (That I don't have to edit...)

11. When did you last laugh?
Don't remember, but I laughed a lot night to yesterday and the day before.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Boring grey paint and a doggy-poster. *Dirty mind kicks in!* No, not a doggy-style poster!

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Lots of things, but I don't remember what.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Okay to pass the time with.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Bride Wars, Madagascar 2, Madagascar. Funny all three of them.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I wouldn't buy anything, directly, I would redo the Harry Potter movies to fit better with the books!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
My left breast is named Fred... I think I've written that before... Have I done this before?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Dunno... Too hard to choose.

19. Do you like to dance?
Yes. How do I dance? Like a cardboard duck with a grand mal seizure.

20. George Bush
No, my right breast is named George, my bush doesn't have a name. Why am I talking about this?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do your call her?
Maybe Dina.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Okay, here we start having fun! William, Oliver, Alexander (don't beat me, I just like the names!), Ryan, Malachy... Well, that is if I lived in an English-speaking country.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Depends what you freaking mean by that!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"You did a wrong turn."

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In remembrance of Fred Weasley:
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his identical brother
with many jokes
he's got forever to think of them, right?

In remembrance of Dobby:
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans.

In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin:
the last real Marauder
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks:
who died for ‘the greater good’
and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody:
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort:
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore:
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange:
because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra
she deserved everything she got and more.

In remembrance of Colin Creevey:
who we really didn’t know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry.

In remembrance of Severus Snape:
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap.

In remembrance of Hedwig:
Harry’s actual first friend
who lived and died soaring.

In rememberance of George's right ear:
whose death wasn't really necessary
but caused many jokes, albiet pathetic.

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God, that is just hilarious! The award is trying to escape her! And she's desperately hanging on to it, but they're clearly not a match!

Lots of people laugh with her, but I'm laughing at her, for once.