Title not necessary

XD

This is apparently not something a seventeen year old girl wants to be compaired to. I can't see the problem in that, except twincest is wrong...

Age does not matter

Kilted men are sexy no matter what!

In Scotland?

And I just realised the trouble with kilted men and bathroom signs...

You're welcome!

Charlie in the movies

They are apparently bothering to put him in Deathly Hallows after all and I must say the actor is growing on me, now that I've seen a better picture of him.

Cake!

Alternatively: I bought a cupcake for us to share, but you ate the whole damn thing!

Yes, "share" is not in someone's dictionary. Just as "eat up or the others will take all the cake" isn't in someone elses. But I did get cake today! That's what grandmothers are for! :D

Talking of, the strangest thing happened! My Grandmother have actually bought a spinning-bike now and have it in the room where I dreamt she had it! Freaky! But it did not play music and my admirer did not show up, which is good all the same, I'd get scared out of my skin if he had managed to track me down. On the other hand, he is Irish... Well, it wouldn't be the best of timings, with me being at my grandparents. Hm...

And it is apparently more flattering to be compared with Hagrid than your boyfriend's ex. Go figure...  XD

I dreamt

It was in my old room, me and some guy, getting intimate in one way and another. That's fine, I have nothing against that, what troubles me is that I have no idea if it was Axel, Brody, Fergus, or bloody Voldemort in the for of Joe Walker... Most likely a combination... All I really remember is that he was fair-skinned, slim and dark-haired. It's starting to get on my nerves.

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So simple, so sexy! Maybe I haven't mentioned I love red bikes too? And the knife (sorry, forgot what it's called, sgigh something?) is the finite touch of perfectness! *drool*

Found at the Kilt Blog! Love that site at the moment.

And some more from Google:

I could complain, but I don't think I'll bother... Okay then, the picture is taken a second to early and from the wrong angle, but I guess porn doesn't show up on Google X3

Beam me up, Scotty!

Monty Python continues to be the kings of comedy!

Okay, my bad, go to fotoflingscotland.com for more kilts! XD

Outlander meme

(Really just HP meme with other characters!)

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Outlander characters:

01.) Jamie Fraser
02.) Murtagh
03.) Claire
04.) Colum MacKenzie
05.) Dougal MacKenzie
06.) Frank
07.) Jack Randall
08.) Jenny
09.) Rupert
10.) Geillis Duncan
11.) Auld Alec
12.) Hamish MacKenzie


01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Frank/Alec. Doubt it exists, too weird.


02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Colum. Maybe not hot, but definitively enjoyable.


03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hamish got Jenny knocked up. Heads would roll, literary! Imagine how Jamie would react! Not to mention her husband, the poor lad would have a wooden leg down his throat! 

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Rupert. Haven't dared myself into the word of fanfics yet in fear of being spoiled.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Murtagh and Frank. You're kidding me?

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Dougal/Rupert or Dougal/Geillis. Don't think I have to answer that one, the latter of course! I don't fancy thinking about Rupert with anyone.


07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Jack walking in on Murtagh and Hamish having sex. He would probably join them.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Claire/Geillis. Er... A lost moment while doing something with herbs?

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Jamie/Jenny. Hm... Not sure if I'm grossed out or turned on, which should be wrong. It's probably out there somewhere...

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Jack/Hamish. Just no.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Colum de-flowering Jamie... Er... Too weird for me and not possible, since, well, you know... Technical problems.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Jack. That's a stupid question, since it is in canon.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Claire. Duh!

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Alec. No, I don't think I've ever seen a single picture of him.

14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Murtagh/Dougal/Colum. My brain just exploded a little.

15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Geillis. Have no frickin' idea.

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Jenny. “Deliver me” by Sarah Brightman, maybe.

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Jamie/Dougal/Hamish. Warning: Incest, slash, too good to be true.

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Geillis to use on Murtagh? No thanks.

19.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Dougal. Haven't dared myself to yet, I told you!

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Frank. That he's really not that different from Jack...

21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Alec shag Rupert? Probably, but drunk.

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Claire and Jack. Well, that's not happening!

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Jamie and Rupert are in a happy relationship until Rupert suddenly runs off with Colum. Jamie, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Alec and a brief unhappy affair with Hamish, then follows the wise advice of Dougal and finds true love with Claire.

About the only thing that's sane is the ending!

24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Jack/Jenny. Pretty pissed off, but not as much as her brother! Oh, I loved that scene when Jamie and Jenny had the fight, except I wanted to tell him to shut the fuck up so she could explain.

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Right? XD

Need I say more?

PRICELESS!

Actually not a stupid question. Found at HolyKiddingMe.com.

2 cents for my thoughts

Well, those who say MJ's body moved when he was on the stretcher in the chopper, that's just an optical illusion of the light and shadow, he wouldn't make a mistake that big. But he still isn't dead.

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The cutest, best, most amazing picture on the web! You have to see it! I fell a little in love with it... I mean, those clear eyes, freckles, all of it! 

Loads of stuff

Watching Angela's Ashes for probably the fifth time, because it wasn't anything better on and it is a good movie. Look, I'm typing while watching the movie, can't end well! XD

A week or so ago I understood what the comment there about tits being "great, floppy things with soft things at the end, like dogs' noses." I

 was in front of the mirror, topless and I was so warm my nipples did in fact resemble dogs' noses. That's in the category of things you really don't need to know, but do anyway.

And, Devon Murray plays young Malachy there and he's just so cute. Now, in the latest Harry Potter-movies he's still cute, but in a different way.

Went from this:

To this:

And in the end to this:
Not bad, any of them. :D

Turns our part of Half-Blood Prince is filmed in Norway, more precisely the train-scenes. Didn't get any snow in Scotland during the filming, so WB decided to move it to Gudbrandsdalen, wooo! Source.

Just participated in a quiz to win tickets to HPB, doubt I'll win, it's basically random pickings, the questions are just to make people think they have to know something to win.

Rumours about Michael Jackson flies high now, but he isn't confirmed to be dead yet, i.e. his body is still breathing/pumping blood around, by what we know at the time. When he do bite the dust, I'm having a drink! Sounds cold-hearted? To me Jackson have been dead since the eighties, he haven't been cool since Thriller was fresh in the shops and lately have looked... Well, I suspect my father to look better. *Shudder* If it turns out to be a fraud the whole thing, I won't be shocked.

On a completely other, random note, I dreamt it was December 6th (the day my father died) and I didn't notice until the evening. Or it may actually have happened and I just recalled it. Doesn't matter, I can talk (or in this case, write) about it, which means I'm moving on a bit. 

And now, some music!

I just fell in love with that song!

Remember when you were young?

When Britney was the coolest music you could get, Lindsay played the most adorable set of female, redheaded twins and Paris was the capital of France... Things sure have changed!

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I hate the left side of my brain right now! Can't remember a word I need to write, cuz it's the perfect word, but I can't remember it! That's the kind of things that drives me up the wall. Been reading a brain-book lately, so luckily I know it's the left side of my brain being stupid now. Argh!

Sick world

Sick story: ‘Feral’ child barks and hisses, raised as a pet.

Just read it, it's almost hilarious, except I feel sorry for the girl. I don't really have anything more to say. Sick world...

On a completely different note, one of the world's greatest mysteries: How do Wolverine wipe his butt?

With those claws I just have to ask. Poor guy... Sexy though, even if the sideburns is a bit on the wild side.

I'm back!

And here I was, thinking drinking included swallowing...

Packing out of my bag and found:

- Umbrella, hand-lotion, lip gloss and condoms from Easter.

- Empty bottle of Pepsi Max from today. (Remark: with the warning!)

- One DVD me and my friend watched today.

- One VHS of Friends season 1 ep. 13-16 (my friend had accidentally bought two of the same.)

- Half-full pack of cigarettes and lighter.

- Common rubbish like recites and such.

Needless to say, I should clean up in it more often. XD

So, as you may have guessed, I was at my friend's today. Have hardly seen each other in two weeks, so we had a lot of silly fun, which turns into quotes here:

I start waving my hands in flying-motions.

Both, in complete unison: I believe I can fly...

E: Ehh... That wasn't planned.

*Breaks down in laughter*

E *playing with a small table with her legs*: It's gonna tip soon...

Both: I know!

*Laughter again*

And it was one last thing, but I forgot about it again, sorry.

Anyway, we are pretty alike, you could say. I'm starting to worry if one of us is gonna lose an ear soon. (Stupid reference no one got anyway.) We are almost like twins sometimes, then we have a five second fight, then we're back. It's almost scary. Plus, we established I'm most likely the boy in the relationship, if we are a couple, which we aren't, really.

I think that's all from my life now. Wait!

Got a rather funny review over at FF.net (go on, call me a geek, watch me care!):

From: orgn4odvn ()
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i am SO CONFUSED. waht the hellis going on? why is everyone a vegetable and
taking shots and wiping each other's bums? what is going on?
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It's just so.... Okay, in my little, pathetic mind it's hilarious, but I'm laughing more at myself, just so that's said.

Shopping spree

My friend dragged me out shopping. I wasn't really supposed to get anything, but...

Mascara, which I actually needs, this rocks, I get real lashes! And hairspray, cuz it's always smart to have.

My clock through my new kaleidoscope! Yes, I am a geek, but they are so cool! On top, it's decorated with Disney! XD

Another of the same, just other settings on the camera. Looks okay, but I like the other better.

My luck dragon! Found this really cool shop with all kinds of cute stuff. First I went in when my friend was looking for a bathroom, so she dragged me out again. But we went back and I got to use a lot of money.

I dubbed these The World's Coolest Shoes! I first saw them in red, but they didn't have my size, curse my tiny feet! But they did have them in yellow, which is cool with me. And check that heel! I'm a heel-addict! They are perfect summer shoes, just to slip them on, still pretty "girly".

Meet Suzy! 

She hangs on my leather jacket now. 

Also gotten at the wonderful shop as the dragon and kaleidoscope.

Someone added a sticker to my phone! Pretty appropriate XD

And we've become museum freaks after she was at Technical Museum with her class. This summer we will at least go there, and maybe some other places. Learning can be extremely fun, as long as it's made interesting :D

And while I remember, anyone getting the "bisexual = greedy" thing? Think I'll do more on that tomorrow. 

And let's have a blast from the past:
[x] I am Bi. (Let's keep all doors and windows open for now)
(Originally posted Nov. 1st 08)
See? It's not just something I've come up with after snogging Snadra!

Yes, I promise

to make a real update soon, I'm just too damn lazy. in the meantime you'll get a funny picture! :D

Sparkleback mountain! XD

Long day = long post

Yesterday was hectic... Was up at a little past eight (early for me) and took the bus to school at ten. That was, after I managed to get to the right bus-stop. Then I just had to check something in the Norwegian version of Deathly Hallows, something else than what I checked the day before... By the way, Bill is renamed Rulle, which literary means Roll, like a nickname for someone chubby and I hate it. No way you can call Bill Weasley, sex on legs, chubby! Buggestad (the fellow who's translated the books) suck at 'making' names, he could just called him Bill (or even Billy if it's so hard), but no, have to come up with a completely bogus name! And Bill's full name, William Arthur, that became Rolf-Arthur! I freaked when I read it! Honestly, ROLF-ARTHUR?!? I've never hated a name more. And that's not the only name Buggestad have fucked up, Charlie, that's suddenly Kalle. Kalle is a frickin' rabbit's name, not sex on legs v.2! 

Du skal ikke kalle Kalle for Kalle selv om Buggestad kaller Kalle for Kalle, for Kalle heter egentlig Charlie! (You shouldn't call Kalle Kalle even though Buggestand calls Kalle Kalle, cuz Kalle is really named Charlie!)

Pwetty boy wif scars!

Back to my day: after chit-chatting for a while I found the gym! Yay, move my carcass a bit. Was actually fun, I spend two hours there and today I'm pretty soar. My poor thighs... Anyway, gotta brag a bit; took two thousand metres (that's two km I was informed today,) on the rowing machine in exactly eleven and a half minutes! Gonna slam that in the face on everyone 'til I can beat myself. XD

Then, after exhausting myself, I took the bus again, to the cinema! Watched Män som hatar kvinnor. It was good, they have interpreted the book great! Five dots on the dice :) and it's wrong for me to drool so much over Michael Nyquist, he's older than my mother! And so fine. I got problems, I know. They also did a good job with Lisbeth Salander, made her a bit more human which worked nicely. The rape was... Not fun to watch or listen to, *shudder*. And they showed a bit of what's important for the next movie, which I also liked, but I was not pleased with how Zalachenko was cast, but I guess that too will work out...

After that again... Went home and collapsed in front of the telly.

Plus, I've geeked out on Wikipedia again and to all you women; Yes, we have to put up with periods, birth-giving, having a ten-pound nipple-sucking monster and all that shizz, but we also have longer orgasms than the guys! Hehe.

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And now the cat is sitting up in the middle of a fir out here. (And a partridge in a pear tree, lala...) He won't come down and is pretty stuck and will stay that way 'til tomorrow, most likely. Plus, sister of a friend of my mother had her car surrender around here, so we had to help her and... Well, she got going again. Probably have to rent a lift tomorrow to get the damn cat down tomorrow, and I'm going to the hospital to get the result of the test... Everything have to happen at the same time. Sigh....

It's expensive to have a wife, I have experienced. No, we aren't really married or a lesbian couple or anything, just kidding around. Anyway, I'm her bank, giving her money when she needs, which is often... Getting them back in the end and I have enough for myself at the time, so... *yawn* 

Did I make you yawn, now? How 'bout now?

Finally!

Belongs to LauriLover86. Original picture.
Someone got it; Emma Watson, okay actress, far from a Hermione!