The Longest Meme in the World

500 questions. BECAUSE I CAN!!


[001] Name: Bond. James Bond! (Oh, how witty.)

[002] Middle name: None.

[003] Age: 16, not that I keep to that when trying to have fun.

[004] Home town: A bit west of Middle Of Nowhere.

[005] Hair color: Brown-blonde. It keeps changing with the lighting in the room.

[006] Eye color: Green-blue.

[007] Shoe size: Somewhere between 36 and 38, it depends funny on the brand of shoes.

[008] Time you went to bed last night: Don't remember, around midnight.

[009] Time you woke up this morning: My alarm was set on 10 but I didn't get up before noon.

[010] Everyone hates them, but label yourself: Why?

 [011] Describe your personality: The one with the crazy humour and ability to make the dumbest choices.

[013] Fears: Failure, abandonment, the unknown... WORMS! 

[014] Bad habits: Chewing my nails, no manners, singing along with songs.

[015] Most embarrassing moment: Half my life is those.

[016] Birth place: Hospital...

[017] Height: Most recently I was measured to 1.56 m, but that just doesn't make sense! I'm sure I was at least 2 cm taller...

[018] Weight: last time it was... 55 kg or something. I don't really care.

  

[019] Parent’s names: Cuz I'm gonna post that!

[020] Pets' names: Tjommin Filip Fucky Von Carlsberg, commonly known as Fucky thanks to my stepfather, and Tonje.

[022] Nicknames: Does Stupid and Idiot count?

Favorites 

[024] Color: Green. have been so for as long as I can remember.

 

[025] Animal: Cats, hands down!  

[026] Movie: The Lion King. At least the one I have watched most times. But The butterfly Effect and Number 23 is a close second and third.  And BTTF!!

[027] TV show: Friends and Scrubs.

[028] Place: My bed, or any place other I wont be bothered and can be with who I want.

[030] Mode of transportation: Car.  

[031] CD: Hmm.... P4 Jubileum.  

[032] Songs: Currently Deliver me, This Is The Life, Knocking On Every Door and Somebody Told Me.

[033] Singer: Hard, several good ones I know of...  Marie Fredrikson from Roxette have a rocking voice, though :D

[034] Band: Pff.... Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Killers, Bon Jovi, Roxette.... Spice girls? Don't know why, just come into a phase of listening to an extremely old CD.

[035] Rapper: Eminem, Akon and Colby O'Donis is the closest I get to listening to rap, so I may have missed some big talent...

 [036] Cookie: Cranberry. No, it's actually very good.

[037] Name brand: Don't know, rarely matters what it is.  

[038] Website: DeviantArt, don't shot me for it!

[039] Candy: Not much of a candy-eater... M&M or really dark chocolate.  

[040] Candy Bar: Lion.

[041] Food: Pizza or wok.  

[042] Restaurant: Not sure. Peppes Pizza is the place I am most often, so I guess that's it.

[043] Day of the week: Saturday.

[044] Month: June or July, warm and nice!

[045] Magazine: Don't read a lot of them...

[046] Book: Well, I'm all for the classic fantasies: Harry Potter, Narnia, His Dark Materials, The Shamer Chronicles... If I had read Lord of the Rings I probably would love that too.

[047] Class: Math or Science. Ironically, I'm now failing both.  

[048] Teacher: Hard to say, but at least none of my current ones. Maybe my old Math & Science teacher, even though we would always end up talking about herpes or butt-hairs or some other thing pretty far from the subject.  

[049] Shampoo: Head & Shoulders.  

[050] Cartoon: Hmm... Timon and Pumbaa or Pokémon. Yeah, I know I'm a geek.  

[051] Cartoon Character: Hard to say... Maybe Goofy from the oldies.

[052] Disney movie: The Lion King, of course. And Tarzan, Tresure Planet, Pocahontas, The Little Mermaid........

[053] Planet: Beside Tellus? Pluto, even if and because it's being discriminated.

[054] Football team: The dead one.  

[055] Baseball team: None. 

[056] Hockey team: None. 

[057] Basketball team: Also none. 

[058] Athlete:  No, not really.

[059] Number: 23, because of my birthday and 3 and 7.

[060] Season: SUMMER!

[061] Drink: Pepsi Max.

[062] Celebrity: No, can't say I have one.

[063] Snack: Whatever's in the fridge. 

[064] Underwear you own: Hmm.... I had this bra once, it was plum-pink with flowers or something on... No it's my two Rock On-shorts.

[065] Flavor of milkshake: Chocolate or vanilla, hard to decide.

[066] Board game: Bored game...

[067] Sport: Swimming. As far as it's a sport -.-  

[068] Article of clothing: My (really horrible-looking) Hello Tiger t-shirt. It's dead sexy... No, at least it's comfy.

069] Body part: On myself? Used to like my boobs. On boys? Chest. Yes I have a single-tracked mind.

[070] Quote: Hmm... Hard to choose that too...

[071] Word: Butterfly, beautiful or believe. (That could probably give a therapist some work... Therapist is really a funny word to: The-Rapist.)   

[072] Person to hate: Paris Hilton and all her wanna-bes.

[073] Toy as a child: A stuffed zebra named Tussi.

[074] Brand of shoes: Not really go for brands, but what feels and looks nice. But I have had a lot of shoes from Ecco and Kangaroo (I think that's what it's called) and currently have two-three from Marc Bohan (also not 100% sure if that's right).

Current

[075] Hair style: Boyish short.

[076] Clothes: Just a thong. Hey, I'm trying to be honest here! I had gone to bed and couldn't sleep, so I'm doing this and I'm going to regret it tomorrow.

[077] Shoes: None.

[078] Socks: None!

[079] Best friend: :D:D  

[080] Location: My room...

Okay, I'm tired, have to finish this tomorrow.

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Back, a couple of days later than expected..

[081] Thing you’re eating: Nothing.

[092] Worst enemy: No one?

[093] Make-up: Nothing...

[094] Time: 21.19


Lasts

[095] Phone call: My friend.

[096] Thing you hand wrote: Notes for English-class.

[097] Animal touched: Fucky.

[098] Person you hugged: My friend before she want on the buss, just now a couple of minutes ago.

[099] Person you kissed: Also my friend, we were messing around, kissing each other on the cheeks and laughing and being... Freaky?

And just before she got on the buss, we both thought to kiss the other on the cheek and we both turned, ending up on the lips XD  

[100] Movie you watched: Signs, I think...

[101] TV show you watched: AFV.

 [102] Thing you said: "Then we'll see each other on Monday or something."  

[103] Song you listened to: Never is a long time by Roxette.


Friends

[120] Funny one: Yeah, I don't hang with boring people...

[121] Rich one: ... Or spoiled... (Maybe I'm a bit, though)

[122] Preppy one: >.>

[123] Dumb one: ME.

[124] Boring one: Just told you, I don't hang with boring people.

[125] Crazy one: Everyone.

[126] Smart one: No one XD

[127] One with the most pets: Don't really know...

[128] Most depressed one: o.o

[129] Sporty one: ...

[130] Happy one: ...

[131] Most buff: ...

[132] Music freak: That have to be me.

[133] Most blonde: Well, you know it yourself :P

[134] Boy freak: ...

[135] Girl freak: ...

[136] Clingy one: ...

[137] Oldest: ... DOes my Grandmother count?

[138] Youngest: My cousins son, he's just the cutest and decided that I'm his best friend and girl-friend.

[139] Stoner: Nope, those rumors aren't true.

[140] One you’ve known the longest: Mhm, you know..

[141] Newest: Eh...


Family

[142] Who do you spend the most time with: My mother.

[143] Who do you live with: Mum and step-father. (Yes, I spell it British just so!) 

[144] Brothers: None.

[159] Have you ever been in love: Why is this under family?

[161] What’s your sexual preference: It theory I'm straight, but it doesn't look like it sometimes XD

[162] How many years younger than you will you date: Now? Maybe two or three, but I'm at a stage where that matters pretty much. When I'm 30 or something, maybe five or six.

[163] How many years older than you will you date: Pretty high, as long as it don't become creepy.

[165] Ever want to get married: I'm not one of those who fantasise about a big church-wedding with a big, white tent of a gown, but maybe someday...

[166] Ever want to have kids: Yeah, sometimes far into the future!

[167] Would you give up everything just to be with your soul mate: Depends on what "everything" is.

[168] How many relationships have you been in this month: Nada.


Weird

[169] Can you do the split: No.   

[170] Have you ever taken a dookie at school: WTH?

 [171] More guy friends or chick friends: Chicks.

[172] Are you racist: No...  

[173] Would you ever adopt kids: Yes, but I also want to have at least one of my own if it's possible.  

[174] What’s your favorite pair of socks: The clean kind. Or really, I have a pair of wool that doesn't itch but warms really good! Yummy in the winter!

[176] What was your elementary school’s mascot: Nothing, thank Merlin!

[177] What will you be doing at 10:15 tonight: Still doing this or writing...

[178] Do you know any Spanish: No, just gato (cat), negro (black) and blanco (white).

[179] Is there anything purple within 5 feet of you: No..

[180] Are you going commando: Nixx.

[181] Do you dominate at yes: ?.?

[183] Do you like to role-play: Never tried it, but I doubt I'll like it. (Unless you count playing when I was 7-8 years old.)

[184] Name all the things you have pierced: My ears, two in the left earlobe, one in the right and one up in the curve of the right ear. Gotta get better at wearing something in them...

[185] Now, explain to us all what 69 means: It means that you bend over so I can show my boot so far up your ass you'll be having the taste of leather in your mouth for a week!

[186] Do you like to work on cars: I prefer to sit indoors.

[187] What size is your bed: Big enough for two! *Hint, hint!*

[188] How do you like your eggs: Hardkokt!

189] What do you usually order from McDonalds: Nothing!

[190] Do you like any songs by R-Kelly: I'll survive... :-/

[191] Bold, Italics, or Underline: Italics!!

[192] Can you cross your eyes: Yep!

[193] Do you like to read the paper: The local one sometimes, or I'll take it on the net.

[194] What color is your trash can: Yellow, blue, purple and white.

[195] What are you doing tomorrow: Sleeping, gift-wrapping and going with my aunt, uncle and cousin to Grandma.

[196] Do you wear flats: Mhm.

[197] Wal-Mart, K-Mart, or Target: Probably Target, but since we don't have any of them here...

[283] Been to bssurveyz: .... Bless you.

[284] Done anything illegal: To put it like this: I don't remember choosing to do the legal thing when given the choice. Nothing serious!

[285] Burnt a CD: Yep, as late as a couple of hours ago.

[286] Done weed: NO!

[288] Done anything worse than weed or drinking: No.

[289] Had sex in the back of a car: No... Anyone like to change that? >.<' [290] Gone to the bathroom outside: Yep. Been tenting, see... [291] Broken a bone: Yes, my left arm. And my collar-bone when I was really young, but I don't remember it and first discovered it when I saw it had a bump to it. It had grown together un-smooth... [292] Cheated on someone: No.  [293] Questioned your sexuality: N-yeah... Not really sure -.- [296] Had a Furby: TWO! One regular and one baby/mini. [297] Made your own survey: No. [298] Made a Myspace or blog about someone you hate: Not about hate. High School

[299] What’s your principal’s name: Ehh... Rita!

[300] How many times have you been in their office: Never like, punishment.

[301] Do you like the food: Okay, but it was never enough, so I just took the free fruit!

[302] Do they have vending machines in your school: No, but I have on the new one!

[303] What’s your favorite class: Math/Science/butt-hair-class!

[360] Do you watch MTV like it’s a religion: God, no!

[361] Do you like CSI: Yeah, but I don't bother to watch it too often.

[362] Ed, Edd, & Eddy: I used to watch. Guess I was a geek back the, too.


Internet

[363] How often are you on the internet: Way, way, too often!

[364] Do you have dial-up or something else:Broadband, FTW!

[365] What’s your most visited website: DeviantArt.com, Sol.no, VG.no.

[367] Do you like to meet a lot of new people on the internet: Define "a lot".

[368] How many computers do you have: My MacBook, one Thinkpad and my school-laptop (Dell).

[369] Where is the computer you are on right now: My room.

[370] Do you like to play a lot of games: Not much...

[371] Have you ever been to bored.com: No, but it sound like I would fit in there!

[372] Have you ever been in an online relationship: Does picking a random guy and get him to strip on cam before never talking to him count? Didn't think so...

[373] Have you ever had an online fight with anyone: Argument, but not fight. Or, I did have one with one of my real life friends...


Hair

[374] Do you wash your hair daily: Usually.

[375] Do you have a weave: ??

[376] Do you have to use a certain kind of shampoo: Not to get it clean, but if I don't use H&S for a while my scalp start itching like MAD!

[377] Have you ever dyed your hair: Several times, this is the first time I have my natural hair-colour in over a year. It's still a bit light in the tips...

[378] Ever have corn rows: No, but if I had the hair for it I would have tried.

[379] Does your hair turn colors if it gets too much chlorine: Not as far as I know <.< [380] Can you brush your hair dry: Don't have the patience to find it out.

[381] Do you have highlights: No, just a bit at the end.

[382] Lowlights: No.

[383]Do you use anything to make your hair shiny/etc?: No...

[384] Have you ever bleached your hair: Yeah, kinda...


Clothes

[385] Are clothes very important to you: Not very, but I like to look nice.

[386] Do name brands matter: Not a stroodle.

[387] What are you currently wearing: Turquoise socks, black/grey jeans, blue woolish sweater.

[388] Do you love shoes: YES! Heel, boots, sandals, keep it coming!

[389] Do you have clothes for your pets: No, I actually care about them. And they have fur!

[390] A hoodie with shorts, cute or not: Corny!

[391] Is wearing heels with shorts tacky: Depends.

[392] Do you have anything designer: No, not as I know of...

[393] Do you shop at Hollister, American Eagle, ect. a lot: Seeing as I don't think we have them here, no.

[394] Do you dare to wear clothes from Wal-Mart: Socks, maybe.


Sports
(Can't we just skip this?=)
[395] Are you really into sports: Nope, I'm as far away that it's just a little spot in the horizon.

[396] Do you have a favorite team for every sport: Nah...

[397] Do you play sports for your school: Nope. P.E. was barely it.

[398] What’s your favorite sport: Swimming. Haven't you asked that earlier?

[399] Ever tried skating or snowboarding: Yeah! I roxx at falling on my ass!

[400] Would you ever play a boys sport if you were the only girl on the team: If it was indoor bandy, cuz then I would play the legs off them. Literary. 

[401] Do you consider cheerleading and racing sports: Not a sport-sport.

[402] Do you watch a lot of sports on TV: Not if I can avoid it.

[403] Do you yell at the screen if someone makes a play: I wouldn't know if someone did, so no.

[404] What was the last sport you played: "Try not to hit the mouth".

Girly

[405] Are you really into boys: They're okay, but I don't fling myself at them, laughing at things that's not funny etc.

[406] Do you feel the need to look and act like the cheerleaders: In the name of Merlin's most baggy Y-fronts, if I ever do, KILL ME!

[407] Is your hair always perfect: More like never.

[408] How many times a day do you fix your hair or make-up: When I happen to be in the bathroom and looks into the mirror while washing my hands.

[409] Do you have to look in a mirror every time you pass one: Just if I have to check that it's a mirror and not a window. Know I'm retarded.

[410] Are your nails always painted: No, haven't done that in several months. Maybe I should before Christmas...

[411] Are you embarrassed to wear sweats or pajamas out in public: Depends on what it looks like and what "public" adds up to.

[412] Do you call your friends pet names like hun and girlie: No, but we do became a bit silly sometimes.

[413] Do you make excuses so you don’t have to sweat or get dirty: More like I make excuses to get dirty!

[414] Do you always feel left out if you don’t have a boyfriend: Always? No.

[415] Do you go to the tanning bed at least once a month: No, but I should in the winter, by body handles the dark badly.


This Or That

[416] Soda or water: Pepsi max!!

[417] Cartoons or reality: Disney cartoons!

[418] Socks or bare feet: Socks, my feet start cold-sweating if they are bare too long. Unless it's outside.

[419] Cars or trucks: If I'm operating it, a bumper car! But some trucks are downright sexy!... No, I'm not getting any saner.

[420] Sports or pedicures: Pedicures.

[421] Hair up or down: Hard too put it up now. But I dreamt I had long hair, like in seventh grade and it was lovely to have it flowing loose!

[422] Music or TV: MUSIC!

[423] Internet or phone: Internet.

[424] IM or texting: Texting.

[425] MTV or VH1: VH1.

[426] Pink or black: Black.

[427] Green or blue: Green! Always have, always will be!

[428] Red or purple: Red.

[429] Orange or yellow: Orange!! 

[430] Guns ‘N’ Roses or AC/DC: Both, thank you very much!

[431] Math or science: Both again.

[432] Spanish or French: Spanish. But French is funny too, oui! Oui! OUI!

[433] Gym or history: History.

[434] Art or band: Band.

[435] Pens or pencils: Pens.

[436] Mechanical or regular: Mechanical, I guess.

[437] Built in or cap eraser: Ehh....

[438] Yo’ Mama or Wild’n out: Sure....

[439] Hot or cold: Hot, I hate to be cold. Or I hate to freeze.

[440] Spring or fall: Spring, then it's going towards summer!

[441] Summer or winter: Summer, bitch!

[442] Chocolate milk or regular: Regular, but chocolate is nice too!

[443] Rain or snow: As long as it's done properly it doesn't matter.

[444] Your birthday or Christmas: Christmas.

[445] Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi max!!

[446] Burger King or McDonalds: None, 

[447] Lauren or Kristen (Laguna): JAMES BOND!


Magazines

[448] What’s your favorite magazine: Topp?

[449] How many subscriptions to magazines do you have: None.

[450] What are they called: ... -,-

[451] Did you know they have a magazine for pretty much every sport: No wonder, is it?

[452] Do you like to buy stuff out of magazines: Nope, like to test it beforehand.

[453] Have you ever gotten anything published in a magazine: No...

[454] Do you read Seventeen: Nixx.

[455] What are your favorite sections to read?: Don't know...

[456] J-14: ...

[457] Thrasher: ... 

[458] Do you own a lot of magazines: Nah...


Your House

[459] What color are your walls: Grey.... Or green.

[460] Who is in the bathroom the most: Fucky! He loves to sleep in there in the evenings.

[461] Do you have to share your room: Only with the cats sometimes.

[462] Do you have a kitchen and dining room: Yes.

[463] What room are you in right now: My bedroom.

[464] Name all the people who live in your house: Guess!

[465] What street is your house located on: ...

[466] Is that in the ghetto, rich part, ect.: Redneck-country, kinda...

[467] Do all your friends know where you live: Pretty much.

[468] Do you have awesome neighbors: Awesome? It's an old lady and farmer's family.

[469] Do you have a basement: Since that's were I'm now, I hope so.

[470] An attic: Kinda.

[471] More than one bathroom: Yeah, two.


Your town (Lets assume that means a large area!)

[472] Is there a bowling alley: Nope.

[473] A skating rink: Half-pipe at the school.

[474] A Rally’s: I think there is one far into the woods...

[475] More than one Family Dollar: Not even one!

[476] A Marriot: No...

[477] A pool: Yes, two indoor ones.

[478] A ghetto: Too small to get anything like that.

[479] Does your town have a street called Main Street: We don't have anything called street at all!

[480] How many high schools does your town have: Ehh... It the big, big area it's three or four.



Shopping

[482] What’s your favorite store: H&M... 

[483] Do you love shopping for peoples birthdays or Christmas: I'm crap at finding anything, so no.

[484] How many times a week do you go shopping: Weekly? No.

[485] Last thing you bought: Yoghurt for lunch.

[486] Best place to shop for clothes: H&M, decent prices and normal things. But I just grab what i like where I find it XD 

[487] Where do you shop for food: At the grocery market?

[488] Who do you usually go shopping with: My mum, or my friends for lunch.

[489] Do you ever go shopping for specific things: Gah... Yes.

[490] Have you ever gotten a job at a store just so you could get discounts: No.

Would/Are You Ever

[491] Going to have kids: Time will tell!

[492] Get both your nipples pierced: Not likely.

[493] Get a boob implant or reduction: No, they're fine as they are.

[494] Get any kind of plastic surgery: Not unless I really needed it, after an accident or something.

[495] Have your own talk show: Lot likely either.

[496] Kill someone for the chance to live: If it was in self-defense, but I just can't see it happening.

[497] Kill your best friend to have her husband?: Are you stupid?!?

[498] Become a professional singer: Professional, sweet dreams!

[499] Going to get married: Haven't I answered that?

[500] Eat a horse’s poop for 1,000 dollars and a date with the hottest guy in America: No, money isn't important to me and if the guy was something along the lines of The Bachelor, (dadddy's boy with too much money.) I would rather make him eat it!!

Whoo, finished, and it only too me the better part of a week! I have had time, but not the mood and I'm exelent at wasting my time.