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Simpsons episode you should see! I think It's fun, at least, with all the mocking of Norwegian immigrants. And when Homer takes a whole beer-glass of akevitt straight down, poor guy! XD
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I remembered another thing that happened... He saw the background-image on my phone from a distance and thought it was me, but I said it was someone from a movie (more or less).
Sounds like a compliment, right, he took an actress for being me?
No, Sir, cuz my background-image is the frickin' Phelps-twins! Where - what - how the hell!
To his defense I must say the screen looks like crap at a distance and when I showed it up close he could very well see it was not me at all. For one, I'm not two people!
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Where the hell did the beginning of this post go? Fuck blogger so hard in the arse, I swear I'll do it one day! >:@
If canon can't give you headaches, trust fan-speculations to do it... I'm sitting here and almost crying because HPL can't get that Charlie was born in 1972 and therefor out of Hogwarts before Ron arrived! Is it so frickin' hard?!?
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I mean, voldemort is the stupidest form of life on earth...
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Ever thought about, if you jumble up the letters in 'smile' you get 'slime'?
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List your top ten favourite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.
1. Bill Wealsey 2. George Weasley 3. Tonks 4. Hermione Granger 5. Minerva McGonagall 6. Ginny Weasley 7. Harry Potter 8. Ron Weasley 9. Remus Lupin 10. Charlie Weasley
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before? McGonagall & Charlie - No, and I'm not gonna look for it!
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? Tonks - Absolute passable and funny.
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Bill & Ginny - That'll be a miracle! Can we switch it around? Creepy, but it's a gazillion and one fics about them in that way.
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? Remus - Yes, several. To pick one at the top of my head, it was a slash with Sirius.
5. Would seven and two make a good couple? Harry & George - Well, not the worst that could happen, but no, not really.
6. Four/eight or four/nine? Hermione & Ron or Hermione & Remus: Hermy and Ronni-kins, of course!
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? Harry, Ron & Tonks - Merlin knows...
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. George & Ginny - After losing his twin George seeks comfort with his only sister, plus six words.
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. Bill & McGonagall - (Sorry, I can't wrap my mind around what that would be about... It's too strange!)
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one? Hermione & Bill - Why she would do that is beyond me, except maybe to get Ron to open her eyes, but... She would probably ask him about Egypt and the bank and seemed really impressed with everything.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash? Harry & Remus - I know it's out there, but I have no desire to investigate further!
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose? Charlie - Erm... Hard to choose... Maybe Messing with my Head by Tinted Windows since I was obsessed with it a week ago... Or Have A Nice Day by Bon Jovi.
14. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven? What about nine? Harry, Remus - How would I know?
16. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? George, Tonks & Ginny - Warning: May permanently get stuck in your head as the strangest thing you've read!
17. What pick-up line might eight use on five? Ron & McGonagall - You couldn't help me get the swish and flick right? (Think dirty if you must, but I didn't realise before it was out there.)
18. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight Charlie & Ron - Already done, but I'm not posting it here, no-no!
Well, that was fun and creepy.
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1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Yep, done... Wanna know what it says? "circumstance... she would have us all mate with Muggles or something... or" - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Okay, I cheated a little, the book nearest me is really Twilight (stands on the over-filled shelf under my HP-books) but the gal I stole this from had Twilight and any excuse not to open that book is all right with me!
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach? Blanket.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Friends episodes yesterday.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 01.45
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 01.22 surprising...
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The night Pat Murphey died is a night I'll never forget, some of the girls got loaded drunk and they ain't been sober yet... Love that song, and Great Big Sea. I change obsessions fast, I know. XD
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Eh... *Blushes*.... That would be yesterday, to say bye to my friend when she left and take out the trash.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Going through my mail and reading the profile to someone at Fanfiction.net.
9. What are you wearing? Black t-shirt and fuzzy trousers.
10. Did you dream last night? Yes. No idea about what thought. (That I don't have to edit...)
11. When did you last laugh? Don't remember, but I laughed a lot night to yesterday and the day before.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? Boring grey paint and a doggy-poster. *Dirty mind kicks in!* No, not a doggy-style poster!
13. Seen anything weird lately? Lots of things, but I don't remember what.
14. What do you think of this quiz? Okay to pass the time with.
15. What is the last film you saw? Bride Wars, Madagascar 2, Madagascar. Funny all three of them.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I wouldn't buy anything, directly, I would redo the Harry Potter movies to fit better with the books!
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about. My left breast is named Fred... I think I've written that before... Have I done this before?
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Dunno... Too hard to choose.
19. Do you like to dance? Yes. How do I dance? Like a cardboard duck with a grand mal seizure.
20. George Bush No, my right breast is named George, my bush doesn't have a name. Why am I talking about this?
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do your call her? Maybe Dina.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Okay, here we start having fun! William, Oliver, Alexander (don't beat me, I just like the names!), Ryan, Malachy... Well, that is if I lived in an English-speaking country.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Depends what you freaking mean by that!
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? "You did a wrong turn."
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In remembrance of Fred Weasley: Who fought bravely to the very end And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half And will loyally await his identical brother with many jokes he's got forever to think of them, right?
In remembrance of Dobby: Who was more free and full of love than any elf, and most humans.
In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin: the last real Marauder who was not just a wonderful father a incredible husband and brave hero as well as a totally awesome werewolf.
In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks: who died for ‘the greater good’ and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody: who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive and scared the crap out of some kids too.
In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort: who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.
In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore: whose past and wisdom confused us whose seeming betrayal shocked us but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange: because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra she deserved everything she got and more.
In remembrance of Colin Creevey: who we really didn’t know too well but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war so he must’ve done something good besides stalking Harry.
In remembrance of Severus Snape: A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor without all the red and gold crap.
In remembrance of Hedwig: Harry’s actual first friend who lived and died soaring.
In rememberance of George's right ear: whose death wasn't really necessary but caused many jokes, albiet pathetic.
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God, that is just hilarious! The award is trying to escape her! And she's desperately hanging on to it, but they're clearly not a match!
Lots of people laugh with her, but I'm laughing at her, for once.
Don't give us Red Bull, we turn strange! Or, stranger....
First we was going to spend the night at my friend's, but we figured Red Bull would make us loud and giggly, so we ended up at my place. And I really found a way to make her moan! Sounds dirty, doesn't it? No, all I did was massage her... On the back, that is!
Have watched three episodes of Friends and both Madagascar movies. The little lion cub in the second gave me a cutegasm. Yep, that's what I said when seeing it.
We also discovered my mac have much more pictures of her than me... But I knew that already. It's like, her, her, her, kitty, her, her, her, oh my gosh one of myself! Her, her, her, her boobs, her... Yes, I commented on her boobs on several of the photos.
I have also been promoted to her mother, she called me Mum out of nowhere earlier.
Eeep! Meep! Eep! *Laughter*
We know we have problems.
I found a really itchy spot on her back. Now she's moaning again.
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Shh, it's a quarter to seven in the morning and we're sleeping, except I ain't. Just have to add a quote that happened about fifteen minutes ago, when we both had finally tumbled into bed:
E: Mommy....
Me: No, I'm still not your mum.
E: Huh?
Me: You just said Mummy, but I'm not her.
E: Where are Mum and Dad?
Me: You're still sleeping...Where do you think we are?
E: But where are Mum and Dad?
Me: We are at my home and you are sleeping.
E: No, I'm not sleeping... Where are Mum and Dad?
Me: Home, I would guess...
E: Oh... Well, then... We are at your place and Mum and Dad are home... And I'm sleeping, 'cept I aren't... But I am.
Me: Good night.
E: Yeah, good night...
Worst thing is, I don't think she'll remember it at all! XD She was asleep, even if her eyes were open. Well, I think it's time for a smoke for me and then another shot at sleeping.
They have been discussed greatly, but I think I've found an answer that line up somewhat with canon.
To demonstrate what all the fuss is about, I bring you a beautiful still from one of the DA-scenes:
Now, this is the "problems":
- Button-down sweater.
- Tight trousers.
Now, the sweater I can't explain. Just look at them, hers is the only one with buttons, even though they are otherwise alike.
The trousers, on the other hand... Every other girl have skirts (as far as I have seen) and you can see parts of Luna there, proving my point. Given the choice, I bet Hermione (the one I know from the books, not Emma Watson) would most likely slip into something with legs too instead of those too-revealing skirts.
But, as I have discovered (not by myself, I'm not taking credit for it!) they could be hand-me-downs, which matches the Weasleys reputation of being poor.
To further support this theory I like to bring up one of the first things Ron told Harry, that he had Bill's old robes and Charlie's old wand. Thereby, it does fit that Ginny have gotten one of her brother's trousers and if she had the choice she would at least take some that emphasized her figure, taken how *cough*slutty*cough* she was in the fifth book.
So, there you got it! Those trousers belonged to one of the Long Weasleys (Bill, Percy, Ron) cuz the twins and Charlie (also known as the Short Weasley Club!) would need clothes with wider waists and shorter legs. I'm rambling, ain't I? XD
Then again, in the movies the twins are tall and lanky, so... Some freakin' male Weasley wore those trousers sometime and now Ginny have snatched them to show off her bootylicious body for Harry! '>.<
Me: I'm not going to taste your hair... *Do it anyway* Eugh! *Spits* What was that?
E: Did you taste the salt?
Me: Yeah, and the hairspray. Eugh!
If it was any doubt, we are incredible silly sometimes...
And why is it every time I get the spirit to write, everything else have to happen? <.<
Hot guys! Yes, I am an whore sometimes... The music's all right too! XD
One more, cuz sexy band + irish song + getting drunk + live from concert = WIN!
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In case you haven't figured it out yet, one of my biggest concerns about HP & DH movie is how Bill's gonna look. Just saw a pic from the filming. HOLY FUCK, I'M GONNA CRY! That does not look good!
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Came to a conclusion: By what I've seen so far, I don't care that Charlie's been left out of the movies, cuz they're about to make Bill look like a total arse...
Have been taking some quizzes around the net and have to post the result of one of them: For 50 % you are: Charlie Weasley - dragon tamer. Can take on dangerous jobs with competence and has a great deal of guts... some would say recklessness. Is fiery, good-natured, very orange and freckly in appearance. 7.96 % of 4195 Quiz participants had this profile!
You could also get this result: For 30 % you are: Ron Weasley - the youngest boy. Lives in the shadows of the others, and of his friends. Is clever, good at strategy, and has a sarcastic sense of humor. Not always very sensitive and also prone to jealous fits.
Or even this one: For 10 % you are: Fred and George Weasley - twin jesters. Clever, mischievous, decent blokes with a head for pranks and a heart that will never stop being young.
Or even this one: For 10 % you are: Bill Weasley - the charming, easy-going curse-breaker, the eldest of the family. Quietly confident, respectful of his parents, and has his own sense of style.
Or even this one: For 0 % you are: Percy Weasley - head boy and future Minister of Magic (hopefully). Values status, power, influence, and enforcing the strict letter of the law; is intensely loyal to his superiors. Can stand to lighten up.
You can't see it, but I'm immensely happy now! *dances*
Another one I don't get how I landed on:
You Scored as Lord Voldemort
You are Voldemort. You feel that being high in society (or being pure-blood) and having power are two of the most important things of all. You have a constant need to be in control and govern others. Your opinions are very strong and you leave little room for what others have to say. You demand complete loyalty from your friends and those associated with you. You will stop at nothing to get what you want. And though all this ambitiousness can be a good virtue, you may be going overboard.
Luna Lovegood
88%
Neville Longbottom
78%
Bellatrix Lestrange
78%
Hermione Granger
75%
Draco Malfoy
72%
Harry Potter
72%
Severus Snape
69%
Oliver Wood
69%
Sirius Black
63%
Remus Lupin
63%
Percy Weasley
56%
Ron Weasley
53%
Lord Voldemort
47%
Albus Dumbledore
41%
I mean, Voldemort? I'm not that evil, am I? Or is Voldemort just really misunderstood? Of course he have to have some issues, but I hope mine will never be that great. And I do not care where people come from, what they look like, etc. as long as they're nice and "good". Hmpf!
Seems a bit less chick-flick than the first, but I'm not all that impressed. Have to see it anyway.
I haven't read the book, (and thank something for that!) but I know the basic outline of the plot, that Black's a werewolf and all that, but again Meyer is taking things from folklore and superstition and warping it into something that fits her, thus leaving everything but the name behind. When you're first gonna have vampires, let it be vampires and not sparkly super-humans!
